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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - The Light (S01E01)

"and I threw up everywhere,"
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"and then everyone else started throwing up."
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"Ugh, and that made you throw up again."
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"Yeah, which made this one German Hormone Monster start to jerk off."
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"Was it Karl Heinzhaza?"
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"Yes! That was him."
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"Anyway, my first conference was a disaster."
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"I'm, uh, looking for the thing? The legal thing that's here somewhere."
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"Oh, the cock fight. Back room."
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"Uh-uh-uh!"
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"What's the secret password?"
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"Listen, you grubby little hobbit, if you don't step aside,"
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"I will slice your taint off and feed it to your family."
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"Wow! Nobody gets every word correct. You did it!"
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"-I'm Rick, everybody!"
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"I'm wearing underwear for swimming and my name is Rick."
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"Come on, you shameful little sickos,"
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"let's get ready to grundle!"
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"- -Get him, Mr. Beef!"
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"Beat him into dust so I can snort him off Rick's fuckable ass."
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"Hey, Mona. First time at the fights?"
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"Oh, no, I've seen plenty of cock fights. But where are the condoms?"
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"This here is an illegal cock fight, honey. No condoms, no lube."
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"Just two genitals raw-dogging each other bloody."
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"I felt that in my dick."
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"Joe, our poor cock looks like a bloody pickle!"
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"-Throw in the sock! Throw in the sock!"
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"I'm trying, but it's stuck to my hand!"
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"That's right! Who's next? I'll beat you all off!"
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"-Ha-ha!"
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"That's my rock-hard sauseege!"
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"Goddamn that Gavin. That penis he trained is a killer."
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"Look at the veins on this cock! He's like a map of the Ozarks."
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"I wish someone would put him in his place."
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"Well, what about one of your penises, Maury?"
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"Oh, Connie, I can't let another one of my dicks fight Mr. Beef."
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"Not after what he did to my sweet Apollo Cream."
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"-Oh, honey, that wasn't your fault. -Oh, I'll never forget his last words."
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""Maury, please, don't make me"
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"go back in the ring with him.""
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""He's gonna kill me.""
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"I wonder what he was talking about. I guess we'll never know."
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"I cannot go back to the office"
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"and see all those people again."
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"Oh, come on, you're so fucking dramatic."
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"I got escorted out of the building kicking and screaming."
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"Oh, right! Yeah, I think of that as the day I started working hard,"
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"but, in some respects, it's also the day you got fired."
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"-Yeah. -For, um, what was it again?"
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"I'm not going there, Emmy."
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"'Cause everyone knows it was for fucking the Grinch at the Christmas party?"
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"That's why everyone thinks I got fired?"
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"Come on, just tell me what happened."
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"-I… I really shouldn't tell you. -Please?"
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"Oh, fuck it. You're probably not going to remember this anyway."
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"Yay, I win! Fresh drink for the story."
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"Okay, so, do you remember when Becca and Barry were researching birth plans?"
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"Sounds very fucking boring, so I'm gonna say no."
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"Well, it was about six months ago and they were heading off to meet this doula."
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"My brother says Claudia really made him feel involved during the birth."
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"Honey, I'm letting your sperm grow a skull inside my body."
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"You're fucking involved."
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"Such a great point, sweetie. Thank you for the skull."
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"Becca, this is very important to Barry."
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"You don't need to say yes, you just need to stay open."
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"Staying open to Barry is how I got this baby in the first place."
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"Oh, here it is! "Births by Claudia.""
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"Hey, Becca? And you must be Barry."
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"Holy shit. You're stunning."
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"-Am I allowed to agree? -You are not."
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"-You're not. -Right!"
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"Hi. I'm Claudia. Why don't you guys come on in?"
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"Welcome to the goddess realm."
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"-Oh, brother. -I know."
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"This place looks like a witch's college dorm room."
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"Make yourselves at home."
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"-Ooh!"
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"So, talk to me. Tell me why you want a doula."
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"Well, I just want us to be as prepared as possible."
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"Like, I want the doctors to be like, "Wow. Is this your fifth kid?""
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""'Cause you people make it look easy!" And then maybe they clap, I don't know."
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"Well, I don't know about the clapping,"
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"but I can help you with the rest of that."
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"Yeah, but like how? 'Cause, no offense, but you're not a doctor,"
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"so I don't really understand what you do."
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"That's completely fair."
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"I'm here to make sure that things go the way you want them to go,"
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"which, let me guess, you don't want a C-section…"
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"Uh-huh. Oh, yeah."
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"And you want to go back to work as soon as possible?"
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"As far as I'm concerned, fuck anybody who judges you for that."
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"-Right! -Holy shit. She nailed you, Becca."
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"Okay, um, but exactly how many--"
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"Ah! Only three C-sections out of the 37 births that I attended last year."
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"She's reading your mind now? Maybe she is a witch!"
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"I know, right?"
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"Well, Claudia, I think that sounds really good."
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"Most importantly, woman of color to woman of color,"
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"I will be your advocate in that hospital. How does that sound?"
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"-Amazing! -Oh, my God! It sounds great."
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"What's happening? Why am I crying?"
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"Aw, it's okay! It's an emotional experience."
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"Oh, my God. I love this woman."
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"Me, too. She's incredible."
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"Becca, you have the most beautiful light around you right now."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Can she see me?"
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"She saw your light? But she's not your client!"
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"That's not supposed to happen, right?"
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"Nope. I always thought it was impossible."
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"Wow, this story is amazing,"
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"but I gotta say, your Barry's a little off."
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"It's more like…"
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""I'm Barry. And when I sing to the baby, it's--""
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"Honestly, it's very sweet. He has a beautiful voice and I like him."
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"Yeah. I do."
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"Is that all you got?"
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"-One, two, three, and knockout!"
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"Another girth-shattering win for my thick cock!"
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"Yeah. Who's next? Who wants a slice of Mr. Beef?"
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"Hey, I-- I don't want a slice. I-- I want the whole ham."
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