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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Stop Arguing & Start Thanking (S01E01)

"Sandy Koufax just pitched a no-hitter against our Phillies."
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"He was unbelievable."
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"We run down from the nose-bleed seats."
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"That's all we could afford."
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"You kids have no idea how good you got it."
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"MARVIN: Sandy is about to go into the dugout."
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"Suddenly, he turns around,"
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"he looks at us, throws me the ball."
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"No. He threw me the ball, because I caught it."
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"(LAUGHS) He clearly threw it to me,"
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"which is why Dad made you give me the ball."
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"Yeah, the greatest pitcher of all time"
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"from 8 feet away doesn't know what kid he's throwing to?"
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"Okay. Keeping it positive."
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"Uh, now's the time in our dinner"
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"where we're all going to go around the table"
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"and say what or who we're most thankful for."
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"All right? I'm gonna start."
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"I'm thankful to be surrounded"
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"by my beautiful, loving family. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Erica?"
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"I can't even talk, I'm so full."
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"Fine. Barry, go."
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"I'm thankful for the game Hungry Hungry Hippos,"
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"which is set up in the den if anyone wants to play."
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"I am also thankful for my family,"
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"which I'll now list from most to least powerful."
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"Dad, Pops, Mom, Erica,"
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"me, Uncle Marv,"
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"and of course, dead last, Barry."
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"Why are you putting me last? You can't put me last."
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"Can't I? BEVERLY: Okay, can we stop arguing"
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"and start thanking someone meaningful?"
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"Someone who's done a lot for you?"
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"Well, I'm thankful for a little woman"
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"who's always been there for me,"
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"not just today, but throughout the years."
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"Lady luck."
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"Without her, the Cowboys would never have covered the spread."
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"You guys really want to know what I'm thankful for?"
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"Of course. Come on, don't hold back."
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"Well, I was told specifically not to mention it..."
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"Oh. Oh, boy. Uh, maybe don't."
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"Nah, I'm gonna do it. Or not."
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"I am thankful for my big brother,"
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"who believed in me enough"
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"to invest in my cosmetics venture."
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"I what now? Marvin, I thought we weren't gonna talk about that."
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"Whoa. Stop right there."
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"We're investing money in stuff? I'm in."
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"Oh! I love you guys. (LAUGHS)"
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"And...and you're gonna love Lotions of the Oceans."
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"Real sea salt. Huh? (TAPS ON TABLE)"
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"Kelp...second ingredient."
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"I'm gonna go get my samples out of the trunk."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"So..."
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"Anyone else like to give thanks?"
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"Okay, this is our brand-new face revujenator."
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"I think it's rejuvenator."
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"Uh... I think I know what revujenator is."
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"I'm the guy selling the stuff."
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"I feel younger already. We're gonna be rich."
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"I have the cup! I'm the champion!"
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"That's not how it works! Give it back!"
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"(LOWERED VOICE) What were you thinking"
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"giving Marvin money behind my back? I'm sorry."
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"I screwed up. But for a split second,"
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"I saw you two getting along, and I know you were happy."
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"Fine, I was happy!"
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"But that's because I thought he'd grown up"
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"and I wouldn't have to take care of him anymore!"
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"Okay! Here you go."
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"You probably want to clear some space out of your garage,"
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"because you're gonna get a delivery"
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"of about, uh, 20 cases of this stuff on Monday."
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"(NORMAL VOICE) Why would I want 20 cases of that crap?"
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"Because you invested. Right?"
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"That's...that... That's the deal."
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"You...you peddle the creams, and you recruit more people"
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"to expand your sales triangle."
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"Sales triangle?"
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"Wait. Is this a damn pyramid scheme?"
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"No, no! Th... There's 26 tiers of sales, okay?"
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"The guys at the top, they make the most money,"
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"and then it funnels down toward the base"
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"of the three-dimensional triangle."
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"You literally just described a pyramid, you idiot!"
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"I see what it is."
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"I'm finally doing well for myself,"
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"so my brother, of course,"
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"thinks it's some kind of a scam!"
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"Murray, stop it! It's Thanksgiving!"
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"It's a pyramid!"
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"My face hurts. It's burning real bad."
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"The burning means that it's working."
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"It's working too much! There's fire on my face!"
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"Okay... Just wipe it off."
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"It's Thanksgiving. Come back here! That's my cup!"
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"BEVERLY: Come on, just wipe it off. ERICA: Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Come back here! Come back here! ERICA: Ow, ow!"
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"I'm in a great deal of pain now."
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"You know what? ERICA: Get it off!"
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"I don't care what you people think."
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"I stand by my product. (ERICA AND BEVERLY SHOUTING)"
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"Then, uh, why don't you put it on your face?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You wanted me to touch your face so bad in the car. Get away from my face."
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"You're taking it out of context."
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"Come on! That was a different situation!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Get your hand off his face!"
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"it's Thanks... (BLEEP) giving!"
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"No! Oh, my God! Ew! Ew!"
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"BEVERLY: Murray Oh, my God!"
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"It was a sad sight"
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"watching my dad and uncle fight like children,"
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"but even sadder was that Marvin had to ask for a ride home."
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"(PARKING BRAKE SETS)"
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"I'm gonna send a flatbed over on Monday,"
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