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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Stop Arguing & Start Thanking (S01E01)

"ADULT ADAM: Ah, there was nothing quite like"
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"Thanksgiving in the Goldberg house."
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"My mom gave it her heart and soul,"
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"and all she wanted in return"
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"was for her family to sit around the table"
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"and give thanks... To her."
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"Okay, turkey's been basted,"
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"and the yams are marshmallowed."
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"My job is done."
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"Maybe it's time for you to do your jobs"
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"and spend the next few hours thinking about"
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"the thing or person that you're most thankful for."
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"Bon Jovi's ass. Darryl Dawkins."
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"Harrison Ford. He's Indiana Jones, Han Solo,"
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"He can make us a gazebo."
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"Everyone out. Go get dressed and think about your answers"
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"while I'm here slaving away."
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"And he was underappreciated in "Blade Runner.""
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"Harrison Ford sucks."
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""Underappreciated," you say?"
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"That does suck."
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"Which none of us should be saying."
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"That's a terrible word."
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"But instead of going upstairs to change..."
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"(BOTH SHOUTING) Ball-Ball! We went downstairs..."
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"To play the greatest sport of all time."
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"Like all bored siblings, my brother and I"
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"invented a ton of different games..."
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"BOTH: Battle-ball! (ADAM GRUNTS)"
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"But this was our favorite. It was called..."
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"Ball-ball! Yes!"
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"That was on a breakaway, so it's 6 points"
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"plus a bonus round! (PANTING)"
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"Like every game I played with my big brother,"
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"I had never once won."
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"It was so bad, the ball-ball trophy"
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"was even named after him."
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"And the coveted Barry cup"
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"once again goes to..."
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"Barry..."
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"Norman..."
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"Goldberg! MURRAY: Hey, hey! Knock it off."
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"Enough with the ball-ball."
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"Your mother told you to get dressed."
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"She told you, too."
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"I'm one move away. You're four!"
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"Now move it!"
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"I'm not gonna have you ruin your mother's Thanksgiving."
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"But it wasn't us that always ruined Thanksgiving."
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"No, that title went to my Uncle Marvin."
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"But, seriously, why do we have to invite him every year?"
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"'Cause Marvin's your brother"
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"and the only family you've got?"
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"No. I've got you, I got what's-her-name,"
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"I got the two morons in the basement. I'm good."
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"Look, every year you two fight,"
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"and Marvin ends up storming out"
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"before we even sit down."
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"For once, can't you just take all the negative feelings"
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"and spin them into a positive? How?"
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"He's never even had a job."
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"Positive spin... He's a free spirit."
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"You can't put a price on that."
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"Oh. How's 900 bucks for starters?"
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"That's how much I paid for his bartending school,"
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"and he flunked out. Who does that?"
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"I'll tell you who."
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"Tom Cruise in the movie "Cocktail,""
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"and you know how that ended for him."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, actually, I never saw that movie,"
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"but I assume he won over the whole city"
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"with his fancy drinks."
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"Fine! When he gets here, I will try and be nice to him."
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"You know what, hon? With a new positive attitude,"
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"I think Marvin's really gonna surprise you."
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"(ENGINE RUMBLING) (HORN HONKS)"
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"DeLorean!"
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"Surprise."
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"What's up, Mur?"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside"
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"♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"♪ I don't know the future"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was Thanksgiving day, 1980-something,"
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"and I had finally discovered"
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"I had something to talk about with my uncle."
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"Does it have a flux capacitor? (LAUGHING)"
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"Does it run on 1.21 gigawatts?"
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"Have you been chased by terrorists?"
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"No, but I have been chased by the ladies..."
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"(SINGSONGY) 'Cause it's a ass magnet!"
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"Okay, enough questions."
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"Um, Marv, can I get you something to drink?"
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"(NORMAL VOICE) Uh, no. can i get you something to drink?"
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"It's not every day you got a semiprofessional bartender in your house, am I right?"
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"Oh! Hey! Cocktail! Hey! Uh-oh. Uh-oh."
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"Ho! Marv-o! Lookin' good!"
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"Right back at you. What's your poison, Al?"
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"I'll take a gin and tonic."
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"(IMITATES BUZZER) Too hard. Pass."
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"Say wine or Blue Hawaiian."
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"I really don't want either one of those."
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"All right, wine it is. Who's next?"
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"Mur, what can I do you for?"
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"I'd like to know how you paid for that thing in the driveway."
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"Murray. What? I'm being positive."
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"I just want to know about my brother."
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"MARVIN: Uh, uh, no, no, no."
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"No, no, it's a perfectly fair question,"
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"given our history."
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"You guys aren't gonna believe me,"
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"but I actually got a job."
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"Yeah, like those time-shares in Sweden that you were selling."
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"Or like that alpaca farm I invested in. How did I do?"
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"Not good. They got sick, they hurt some kids."
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"Sad stuff."
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"Anyways, I got a regular old job."
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"I wear a suit. I work 9:00 to 5:00,"
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"just like my big bro here."
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