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Clips from Upload - Bring Your Dad to Work Day (S01E01)

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"What about under your desk?"
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"I did. He's not there."
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"- The bathroom? - Not there, either."
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"He might be between the couch cushions in the break room."
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"What time exactly did you notice that he was missing?"
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"Okay, if I'm being honest,"
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"I lost Mr. Caputo's hard drive weeks ago."
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"- Aleesha! - Before you freak out,"
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"he is in this building somewhere."
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"I know he is. I was printing a sandwich,"
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"and then it got stuck between two fat cartridges,"
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"so I set Mr. Caputo down."
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"You are not supposed to use two fat cartridges."
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"Wait, were you the one who broke the printer, Aleesha?"
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"I don't care!"
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"If you don't find him in 20 minutes,"
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"you are getting into his avatar"
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"and you are playing the role of Mr. Caputo"
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"until his wife dies!"
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"- On it. - And, Nora,"
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"did you ever watch the mandatory HR video"
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"on preventing scan-angel romance?"
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"I watched it, yes."
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"- Did you understand it? - I did."
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"So can you explain to me why you were found in the arms"
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"of an upload, asleep, this morning at 6:00 a.m.?"
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"I-I came in after-hours to get a jump on work,"
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"and I-I drifted off."
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"It'll never happen again."
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"Yeah. Okay. Because if it does,"
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"I will knock you down to a..."
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"What are you at now?"
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"A 5.8."
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"I will knock you down to a 4.8."
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"No!"
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"There is no 5.8. You're at 4.8."
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"I will knock you down to a 3.8 like... that."
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"And you, Batia, I don't know"
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"what you're pickling in those murky jars underneath your desk,"
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"but this here is a place of business."
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"It is not a Baltic stink factory!"
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"Hmm."
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"I don't remember you playing chess in any of your memories."
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"Didn't think I was smart, too?"
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"I got"
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"in trouble for falling asleep next to you last night."
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"Oh, man. That's brutal."
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"That's-that's my fault."
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"No, no. It was fun. It was fine."
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"I'm a big girl."
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"I hate this place. You're observed all the time."
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"No, the problem was"
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"I fell asleep at my desk"
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"and people saw me when they got to work."
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"Oh."
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"Well, you could set an alarm next time."
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"Interesting."
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"There's an alarm clock in your suite."
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"Maybe I should remember to invite you to my suite."
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"Maybe you should."
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"If we were gonna do, um, that again,"
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"I would have to talk to Ingrid."
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"You know, I owe her that."
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"Plus, she could delete me."
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"Right."
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"My name's Amy."
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"Hi, Amy."
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"My husband's been dead..."
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"Uh, I mean uploaded... For three years."
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"I can go one month without thinking about him."
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"He never e-mails me or texts anymore."
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"That could be a settings problem."
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"You have to agree to the privacy contract"
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"to receive any communications."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Excuse me."
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"Just-just turn on auto-update."
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"Why don't we move on to you next?"
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"Sure. Um, my name is Ingrid."
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"Hi, Ingrid."
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"Hello. And..."
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"something's been weighing on me for a while now."
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"I kissed my dead boyfriend's business partner."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Uploaded boyfriend."
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"Well, thanks for sharing, Ingrid."
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"We have all been there."
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"Are you going to start seeing him?"
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"No."
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"I don't even like him."
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"It was just, you know, something that happened."
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"He was his close friend, and he came over"
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"looking for Nathan's hard drive one night"
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"after Nathan and I had had a fight."
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"And before I even knew it, we were in bed."
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"Uh, I thought you said kissing."
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"And a handy, okay?"
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"Wow. Happier now?"
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"All right, just pick one!"
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"Wow."
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"No trash-talking Lakeview today."
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"No way."
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"That's great. Your dad..."
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"Yeah. He's visiting today."
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"You want to say hi,"
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"maybe show him around?"
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"Uh, yeah. I... You know, I didn't have the..."
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"best luck with dads."
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"I was the guy that kind of just waited in the car"
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"and didn't go to the door."
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"- He's not gonna be judging you. - Mm-hmm."
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"No, he's just there to take the tour."
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"And maybe you can help me sell it to him."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, and one last thing. - Yeah?"
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"Checkmate."
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"- Wait, what? - See ya."
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"Never lost a game, huh?"
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