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Clips from Upload - Welcome to Upload (S01E01)

"What is the reward for a life well-lived,"
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"and an upload well-planned for?"
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"The most perfect natural beauty"
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"that man can design."
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"The best days of your life"
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"could be after it's over."
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"What is the reward for a life well-lived,"
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"and an upload well-planned for?"
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"Just wrote this, so go easy on me."
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"♪ The Hukilau was the place ♪"
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"♪ Where I first saw your face ♪"
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"♪ We liked each other ♪"
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"♪ Right away ♪"
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"♪ But you didn't remember me the very next day ♪"
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"♪ Forgetful Lucy ♪"
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"♪ Has got a nice caboose-ie ♪"
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"♪ I used to trick you into pulling your car over ♪"
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"♪ So we could chat ♪"
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"♪ But my favorite time was ♪"
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"♪ When you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat... ♪"
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"Oh, this is me."
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"Getting off. Getting off!"
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"This is my stop!"
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"Got to get off."
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"Excuse me."
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"♪ Oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"♪ Oh, oh, whoa ♪"
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"♪ Oh, mm ♪"
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"♪ Let's get it crunk upon ♪"
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"♪ Have fun upon up in this dancery ♪"
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"♪ We got ya open, now ya floatin' ♪"
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"♪ So you gots to dance for me ♪"
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"♪ Don't need no hateration ♪"
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"♪ Holleration in this dancery ♪"
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"♪ Let's get it percolatin' while you're waiting ♪"
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"♪ So just dance for me ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, it's only gonna be about a matter of time ♪"
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"♪ Before you get loose and start to lose your mind ♪"
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"♪ Cop you a drink, go 'head and rock your ice ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause we celebrating No More Drama in our life ♪"
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"♪ With a Dre track pumpin', everybody's jumpin' ♪"
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"♪ Go ahead and twist your back and get your body bumpin' ♪"
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"♪ I told you leave your situations at the door ♪"
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"♪ So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floo... ♪"
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"Hey, Nora,"
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"attention on your work, please. No music."
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"- Thanks so much, Lucy. - I'll remember that."
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"Hello, Rechna."
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"No need to answer me yet."
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"The system is still processing a lot of information."
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"But I'm going to count to three."
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"Try to count with me in your mind."
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"One, two,"
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"three."
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"Ah."
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"Oh, my God. Where am I?"
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"It's all good, Rechna."
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"Welcome to upload."
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"♪ ♪"
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"There's an invalid syntax error on line 682."
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"Yeah, what is that?"
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"Ah, it's another no-pointer."
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"I got it."
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"Ah, yes, nailed it."
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"Okay, the class definitions still need work."
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"God, no. I got to veg a little. I'll see you later, buddy."
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"- No, dude, we are so close. - Bye."
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"Car?"
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"- Yes, Nathan? - Clean camera lenses, please."
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"Begin cleaning."
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"You are 19 minutes from your"
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"destin... ation."
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"Let's... go."
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"Shit."
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"Officer, it just started racing."
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"It was the craziest thing."
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"I will take it in to be serviced ASAP."
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"I'm on my way to my mom's place for Thanksgiving."
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"And could you imagine if they were waiting for me,"
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"and my car..."
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"Mm-hmm. Car,"
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"- what's your story? - Lost consciousness"
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"for a minute. Will update"
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"anti-virus software now."
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"Yeah, you do that."
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"There's a human life back here. Wow."
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"AI is just the worst, isn't it?"
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"Okay, you can go now. Take it in soon, though."
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"I don't want to see you again."
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"Oh, no? What station you in... SoCal?"
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"Should I call your longtime girlfriend Ingrid"
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"and tell her you will be late?"
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"Okay. See? That's not supposed to happen."
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"Bye."
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"God. It's called being nice."
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"Whose car are you anyway, huh?"
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"Citibank's."
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"Who's making the payments?"
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"You are."
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"Me. That's right. Let's go."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, uh..."
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"sorry I'm late, Mrs. Brown."
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"I had to get the cakes, and I..."
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"Whoa. Ingrid, you're here."
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"Am I crashing something right now?"
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"Jamie, you're always welcome."
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"Come on. Nathan, get him a chair."
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"Yeah. Yeah, okay."
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"- What is she doing here? - I know. I know."
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"I didn't think it was a great idea, either,"
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"and then she started crying, and I can't handle crying."
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"Why didn't you warn me?"
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"I could have had Thanksgiving at Taco Bell."
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"Okay, yes, she's a little entitled,"
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"and she can be kind of phony sometimes."
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"- But? - But she's my girlfriend, so get used to it."
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"If she's inviting herself to family Thanksgiving,"
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"the next thing she's gonna expect is a proposal."
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