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Clips from The Goldbergs - Boy Barry (S03E03)

"Next to my dad's, that is."
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"Hoo-hoo! Look at Magnum go!"
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"Such power and grace."
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"Like a mustachioed gazelle in a Hawaiian shirt."
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"He got the idea for the 'stache"
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"from his new best friend, Bill Lewis,"
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"and it bonded them like we'd never seen before."
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"You know, I used to think his was a lip wig,"
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"but he swims with it."
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"That's the real deal."
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"You're looking pretty bushy there, too, Mur-man."
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"Thick and manly yourself, Billy-boy."
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"ADULT ADAM: As much as my dad loved his new mustache, my mom hated it."
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"He looks like a criminal"
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"or the tenor in a damn barbershop quartet."
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"Don't go around saying your husband's in a barbershop quartet."
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"That is the lowest form of musical entertainment."
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"Just use an instrument, damn it."
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"You know, the only reason he grew that mug rug"
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"is 'cause Bill pushed him into it."
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"I'm telling you, the guy's a bad influence."
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"So, it's not the fakakta mustache you hate, it's Bill."
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"Stop. I like Bill all right."
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"Well, except for the way he dresses, drives, walks, talks, eats, thinks, laughs,"
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"and tilts his stupid bald head to the side when he's confused."
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"ADULT ADAM: Yep, you could say my mother wasn't the biggest fan"
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"of my dad's bestie, who was hanging around more and more."
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"Ooh, Charlie's Angels."
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"Who are they chasing? Where's Bosley?"
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"Why is she on a boat?"
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"Who's she kissing?"
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"Are those pirates?"
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"These are the opening credits, Bill."
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"ADULT ADAM: And while my mom usually called the shots,"
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"lately, it seemed that Bill was in charge."
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"A mustache comb!"
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"And all this time, I've been using a brush with a handle like a jackass."
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"Give it a whirl, Mur. Take it down to whisker town."
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"BEVERLY: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Are you kidding me with this?"
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"We should be talking about shaving, not grooming."
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"Come on, lady, everyone knows a man's face is his castle."
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"His castle, you say?"
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"Oh, yeah. And the mustache is the moat of the mouth."
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"Without it, the fortress falls."
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"Who knew? I didn't."
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"In fact, the mustache is named after the Earl of mustache."
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"What did he do? Well, he was from Mustache, France,"
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"and one day he was like, "I'm gonna grow some hair right here.""
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"You cannot argue with history, Bevy."
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"Honey, please, can you just shave it off for me?"
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"ADULT ADAM: Luckily, my mom could always win"
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"using her creepy 12-blink puppy dog stare..."
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"This is the new me. ...until now."
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"Oh, yeah. Getting in all the nooks and crannies. Fantastic."
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"Get it, Mur. I'm getting it."
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"You go on and get it. Oh, I'm getting it but good."
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"Get it, doggy. (BARKING) Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Is barking a mustache thing? BILL: Oh, yeah."
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"Go on, doggy. I'm going!"
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"(BARKS) Oh, yeah."
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was October 21, 1980-something,"
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"and my brother was doing what he did best..."
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"Being way too cocky."
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"Uh, you sure this is a good idea, man?"
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"Seems like the ramp points"
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"directly at the side of the van, bro."
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"Honestly, my concern is I jump too high and too far."
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"Maybe we should put a mattress back there for safety."
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"JTP!"
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"ALL: JTP."
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"Oh, cool."
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"Barry's doing that sweet trick where he damages his head again."
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"Well, hello, Lainey."
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"This is all for you, girl."
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"Time to put myself in serious danger."
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"Hot, right?"
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"Barry, I told you a million times,"
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"jumping stuff does not impress me."
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"ADULT ADAM: For all of my brother's"
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"ridiculous over-confidence... Wait!"
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"there was one person who could make him crumble"
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"into an insecure mess. His girlfriend, Lainey Lewis."
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"I'm sorry! I'll never jump stuff again. See? No more bike."
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"Okay, so now I'm the lame-ass ball-and-chain"
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"who says no to your passions?"
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"So, you do want me to jump stuff?"
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"I don't care, okay? Just do what you want."
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"I want you to not be mad at me. I'm not mad at you."
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"Well, your face and your words are clearly mad. Oh, my God."
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"Tell me in words I understand."
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"What do I do or feel or think?"
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"I think you need to get a grip."
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"Better yet, get a girl that's not miles out of your league."
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"Hey, Erica! Look what I can do!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"GEOFF: Is she looking? Erica, I did it!"
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"My God. What is Barry's deal?"
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"It's like he gets more needy and insecure every day."
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"I live with him. It's constant."
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"God, I wish there was some way to snap him out of it."
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"Well, if the goal is to show Barry what an idiot he's being,"
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"I do have years of wonderful experience."
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"So you'd help teach him a lesson?"
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"Unleash me."
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"I don't know, you look too excited right now."
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"Excited to help my friend."
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"Okay, I'm desperate. Let's do it."
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"Promise you won't be too mean, though."
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"Promise."
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"Lainey's in love with another man?"
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"You're dating a girl way out of your league. It was bound to happen."
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"Who is it? Tell me."
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"I'll destroy him with my hands and feet."
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"It's him. Boy George?"
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"From the glam-pop band Culture Club?"
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