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Clips from The Goldbergs - Boy Barry (S03E03)

TV Series 1949–2023 Season 3, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.0/10 (44,844 ratings) 545 clips
Comedy
I'll change Bill and make him the best best friend my husband could have.
"I'll change Bill and make him the best best friend my husband could have."
The Goldbergs
You're just hearing specific words to suit your own horrible needs.
"You're just hearing specific words to suit your own horrible needs."
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Just.
"Just."
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No! You're the best, dad.
"No! You're the best, dad."
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom was preparing to fix my dad's best friend,
"ADULT ADAM: As my mom was preparing to fix my dad's best friend,"
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Barry was ready to win Lainey's heart at all costs.
"Barry was ready to win Lainey's heart at all costs."
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¶ Do you really want to hurt me?
"¶ Do you really want to hurt me?"
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¶ Do you really want to... 'Sup, football team?
"¶ Do you really want to... 'Sup, football team?"
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Looking good, band nerds.
"Looking good, band nerds."
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I'll tumble for you, Johnny Atkins.
"I'll tumble for you, Johnny Atkins."
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¶ Words that burn me
"¶ Words that burn me"
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¶ Love is... ¶ Oh, my god! What did you tell him?
"¶ Love is... ¶ Oh, my god! What did you tell him?"
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That you're in love with another boy, George.
"That you're in love with another boy, George."
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Hey, sweet baby girl.
"Hey, sweet baby girl."
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Need a personal escort to class by Barry George?
"Need a personal escort to class by Barry George?"
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Damn it! I meant Boy Barry.
"Damn it! I meant Boy Barry."
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Point is, drink me in.
"Point is, drink me in."
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Oh, God! Stop! Don't do that.
"Oh, God! Stop! Don't do that."
The Goldbergs
What's the matter? You don't like it?
"What's the matter? You don't like it?"
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On Boy George. Not on Barry Goldberg from Jenkintown.
"On Boy George. Not on Barry Goldberg from Jenkintown."
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You can't pull this off, dude.
"You can't pull this off, dude."
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But I cracked my piggy bank and everything.
"But I cracked my piggy bank and everything."
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We were just trying to teach you a lesson.
"We were just trying to teach you a lesson."
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You've been so needy lately.
"You've been so needy lately."
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So, this was all a lie? You were just messing with me?
"So, this was all a lie? You were just messing with me?"
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How could you do this? You're my girlfriend.
"How could you do this? You're my girlfriend."
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I mean, do you really want to hurt me?
"I mean, do you really want to hurt me?"
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
"Oh, my God. It's happening."
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Do you really want to make me cry?
"Do you really want to make me cry?"
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He's saying it for real.
"He's saying it for real."
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I'm sorry you think I'm so insecure.
"I'm sorry you think I'm so insecure."
The Goldbergs
Trust me, you don't need to worry anymore. We're done.
"Trust me, you don't need to worry anymore. We're done."
The Goldbergs
Thanks for inviting me over, Bev. This shrimp parm is delicious.
"Thanks for inviting me over, Bev. This shrimp parm is delicious."
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Anything for Murray's best friend.
"Anything for Murray's best friend."
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Are you saying that I'm his best friend or did he say that?
"Are you saying that I'm his best friend or did he say that?"
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Tell me exactly what he said, word for word.
"Tell me exactly what he said, word for word."
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No, don't tell me. Tell me.
"No, don't tell me. Tell me."
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No, he said it. Yahtzee!
"No, he said it. Yahtzee!"
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Oh, my God. My heart is beating out of my chest.
"Oh, my God. My heart is beating out of my chest."
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Yes, it is very exciting.
"Yes, it is very exciting."
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And now that you two are best bros,
"And now that you two are best bros,"
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you're not only important to him, you're important to me.
"you're not only important to him, you're important to me."
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Thanks, Beverly. That means a lot.
"Thanks, Beverly. That means a lot."
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Which is why I've decided, out of the goodness of my heart
"Which is why I've decided, out of the goodness of my heart"
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and because I'm a decent person
"and because I'm a decent person"
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who cares deeply for my husband, to change you.
"who cares deeply for my husband, to change you."
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Wait. Wh... What?
"Wait. Wh... What?"
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Bill, you don't have a woman in your life
"Bill, you don't have a woman in your life"
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telling you all the things you do that are wrong and stupid.
"telling you all the things you do that are wrong and stupid."
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I will be that woman.
"I will be that woman."
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Actually, I really haven't missed that very much.
"Actually, I really haven't missed that very much."
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Look, I'm not trying to change who you are.
"Look, I'm not trying to change who you are."
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I just want to fix how you dress, drive, walk, talk, eat, think, and laugh.
"I just want to fix how you dress, drive, walk, talk, eat, think, and laugh."
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That seems like almost all of me.
"That seems like almost all of me."
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I don't understand what's happening.
"I don't understand what's happening."
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Bup-bup. Don't move, let's start right there.
"Bup-bup. Don't move, let's start right there."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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See? No need for the head tilt.
"See? No need for the head tilt."
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You're not a confused dog. You're a confused man.
"You're not a confused dog. You're a confused man."
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Why the heck are you coming down on me so hard?
"Why the heck are you coming down on me so hard?"
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Murray's mustache? The Hawaiian shirts?
"Murray's mustache? The Hawaiian shirts?"
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The defiant attitude?
"The defiant attitude?"
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That's not the husband I created.
"That's not the husband I created."
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Oh, I see what's happening here.
"Oh, I see what's happening here."
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You want to change me because I threaten you.
"You want to change me because I threaten you."
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You threaten me?
"You threaten me?"
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(LAUGHS) Oh-ho, please.
"(LAUGHS) Oh-ho, please."
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You used to call the shots with Murray,
"You used to call the shots with Murray,"
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but now you're just passing through Bill country.
"but now you're just passing through Bill country."
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We'll see who calls the shots when I get him to shave off his mustache.
"We'll see who calls the shots when I get him to shave off his mustache."
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Don't you dare!
"Don't you dare!"
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He looks powerful and handsome, like a circus strongman.
"He looks powerful and handsome, like a circus strongman."
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Well, I think he looks like he's got (BLEEP) on his face.
"Well, I think he looks like he's got (BLEEP) on his face."
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Murray is an eagle that needs to soar,
"Murray is an eagle that needs to soar,"
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but you just want to lasso him back to the nest.
"but you just want to lasso him back to the nest."
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Oh, he soars!
"Oh, he soars!"
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He soars big-time.
"He soars big-time."
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And I am the wind beneath his wings.
"And I am the wind beneath his wings."
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Oh, no, I am the wind that blows across the ocean,
"Oh, no, I am the wind that blows across the ocean,"
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and Murray is but a leaf on my mighty gust.
"and Murray is but a leaf on my mighty gust."
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You take that back!
"You take that back!"
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Never! There's a new force of nature in Murray's life.
"Never! There's a new force of nature in Murray's life."
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(DEEPLY BLOWS)
"(DEEPLY BLOWS)"
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It's me!
"It's me!"
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ADULT ADAM: Bill had started the mustache war,
"ADULT ADAM: Bill had started the mustache war,"
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but my mom was gonna finish it.
"but my mom was gonna finish it."
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It had been two days since Lainey embarrassed Barry, and he refused to let it go.
"It had been two days since Lainey embarrassed Barry, and he refused to let it go."
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Hey. What do you want?
"Hey. What do you want?"
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Got you some grind wax for your BMX.
"Got you some grind wax for your BMX."
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Thought I could go watch you jump stuff.
"Thought I could go watch you jump stuff."
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Sorry, you don't get to live the highs and lows
"Sorry, you don't get to live the highs and lows"
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that is bicycle motocross through me anymore.
"that is bicycle motocross through me anymore."
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I messed up.
"I messed up."
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You can't just break up with me. I love you.
"You can't just break up with me. I love you."
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Well, if that's how you treat someone you love, count me out.
"Well, if that's how you treat someone you love, count me out."
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Don't worry, he'll come crawling back when he realizes
"Don't worry, he'll come crawling back when he realizes"
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that he'll never get a girl like you ever again.
"that he'll never get a girl like you ever again."
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See, that's the whole problem.
"See, that's the whole problem."
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For some reason, Barry is convinced I am out of his league.
"For some reason, Barry is convinced I am out of his league."
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I may have mentioned it once or twice...
"I may have mentioned it once or twice..."
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A day.
"A day."
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Oh, then you're gonna help me romance your brother and win him back.
"Oh, then you're gonna help me romance your brother and win him back."
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Ew. Never.
"Ew. Never."
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Please! There has to be something I can do.
"Please! There has to be something I can do."
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Like Chuck Norris. Barry loves that dude.
"Like Chuck Norris. Barry loves that dude."
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Maybe he can apologize for me.
"Maybe he can apologize for me."
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Chuck seems like an accessible guy, right?
"Chuck seems like an accessible guy, right?"
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Barry's written to Chuck a few times.
"Barry's written to Chuck a few times."
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(CHUCKLING) I think that's a dead end.
"(CHUCKLING) I think that's a dead end."
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Maybe I can jump something to impress Barry
"Maybe I can jump something to impress Barry"
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or body slam Adam or challenge an animal to a fight.
"or body slam Adam or challenge an animal to a fight."
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What's the name of that horse that Barry has a problem with?
"What's the name of that horse that Barry has a problem with?"
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If you really want to fix this,
"If you really want to fix this,"
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just do a big, embarrassing display that says
"just do a big, embarrassing display that says"
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"I love you, and I don't care if I look like an idiot saying it."
""I love you, and I don't care if I look like an idiot saying it.""
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If embarrassing myself gets me one more kiss
"If embarrassing myself gets me one more kiss"
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from his drooly, cheeto-dusted lips, I'm in.
"from his drooly, cheeto-dusted lips, I'm in."
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I'm sorry, I can't... I can't be with you right now.
"I'm sorry, I can't... I can't be with you right now."
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I just can't.
"I just can't."
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ADULT ADAM: As Lainey plotted a way to show Barry her love,
"ADULT ADAM: As Lainey plotted a way to show Barry her love,"
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