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Clips from NewsRadio - Luncheon at the Waldorf (S01E01)

"Maybe he slipped me some Spanish fly."
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"No, actually, that doesn't actually exist..."
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"Or does it?"
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"You know, I've never really been clear on that."
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"What happened?"
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"I kissed Bill."
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"On purpose?"
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"What's going on?"
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"She kissed Bill. On purpose?"
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"Maybe he slipped you"
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"some Spanish fly or something."
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"Actually, while you are all here,"
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"I want to discuss some of these charges"
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"to various company accounts."
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"Um..."
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"Okay, well, listen. Hey."
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"Can you at least tell me who's been charging"
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"magazine subscriptions to the station?"
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"That was me, Dave."
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"Okay, who else?"
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"Come on, I've had, like,"
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"93 subscriptions last month alone."
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"Those are all mine, Dave."
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"What?"
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"I'm trying to win"
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"the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes, okay?"
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"I'd like to be the first psychotic nymphomaniac"
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"to get a big check from Ed McMahon."
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"All right, look, Beth, I know you've had a rough day."
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"I know this has been very hard on you,"
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"and I know you've heard this before,"
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"but I'm going to say it again"
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"because it's important, all right?"
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"You do not have to subscribe in order to be eligible"
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"for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes."
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"You are so naive, Dave."
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"Hello, Lisa."
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"Hello, Bill."
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"Listen, Bill, I, um..."
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"I guess I owe you-- I owe you an apology."
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"I guess you do."
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"Yeah."
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"So?"
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"Oh! I'm sorry. I thought that was it."
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"Okay, um... okay."
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"Bill, I apologize."
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"No apology necessary, Lisa."
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"Are you okay?"
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"I've never felt so deeply and hurtfully violated"
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"in all my life."
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"Well, what exactly happened?"
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"She Frenched me, Lisa."
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"She was being a perfect young lady,"
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"then...wham, she's all over me."
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"Well, I'm sorry."
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"That must have been very awkward for you."
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"You know what it's like?"
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"It's like taking your daughter to the fair"
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"and buying her cotton candy"
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"and winning prizes for her,"
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"then you get on the Ferris wheel,"
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"and she wants to make out."
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"Okay."
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"Well, how could she do that to me, Lisa?"
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"How could she..."
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"French her Daddy?"
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"You know what, Bill?"
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"I'm getting very uncomfortable with that particular metaphor,"
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"so, um..."
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"Bill, Beth would like"
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"to speak to you in here if that's all right."
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"If I'm not out in 10 minutes--"
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"Oh, just get in there."
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"Great, Bill."
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"Here. Have a seat, Bill."
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"I think I'll..."
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"All right."
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"Well..."
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"[KNOCKING]"
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"Hi."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Do you mind if I..."
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"Well, Lisa, I think maybe you shouldn't--"
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"I would really like it"
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"is Lisa were here for this."
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"All right. Um..."
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"Sorry."
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"All right. Now, Beth..."
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"You had something that you wanted to say..."
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"to Bill."
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"Yes, I did, Dave."
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"Bill..."
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"I just want to say..."
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"I am so very sorry."
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"I am completely responsible for what happened..."
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"Good."
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"But it is not my fault."
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"Okay, Beth, some might argue"
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"that those were contradictory statements."
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"It was just something about the moment."
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"It was such a perfect moment--"
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"the amazing luncheon,"
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"and you in your tuxedo,"
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"and the limo."
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"Oh, for God's sake, Bill, in a situation like that,"
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"I might be tempted to give you a peck on the cheek."
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"Anyway, you know,"
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"it was just the moment, you know, Bill,"
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"it wasn't you."
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"It was just the moment."
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"Well..."
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"There we go."
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"I think we've really worked this whole thing out now, huh?"
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"All right, well, I guess we can get on with our lives."
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"Not so fast, Dave."
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"Or we could talk about it some more."
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"This all sounds well and good,"
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"but what happens, say, next week,"
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"when Beth and I are alone at the office late one evening."
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"I don't know if I'll feel..."
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