You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to the Doctor! (S01E01)

"Are you all set?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, that's good, then."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Parched."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"All right, what do you want to watch?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I like judge shows."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, all righty."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Now, Kimmy, I want you to count backwards from ten."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- Okay. - Ten..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"nine, eight..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Smells great. Like a meadow."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'd be happy if I died here."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Wait. Is that the bunker?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Reverend Richard?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Full House baby?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Buhbreeze."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"What?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- You're still crazy! - No!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Kimmy, dear, I need you to be still."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Buhbreeze."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Won't fix your insides."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Why is she not asleep?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"'Cause I'm fighting through it."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"This is wrong. I'm just Buhbreezing my problems."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"She's as strong as a horse,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"which reminds me, we've got to rebook Mrs. Cohen."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Aah!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Ouch..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I assume."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"My friends, listen, changing your outside"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"isn't going to fix what's wrong inside."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"We're just covering up our problems."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"In order to fix ourselves, we have to start right here."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Find that small unbreakable you inside yourself and..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I got to go."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Bye."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Mrs. Voorhees?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, Kimmy, thank God you're here."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I need you to keep this ice fresh until my toes set."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"No. This isn't about your feet."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You're just Buhbreezing your problems!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You'll have to speak up, dear."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"They took part of my ear and put it in my foot."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Listen, outside-in doesn't work."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You could have the most beautiful feet in the world..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"How? Tell me. Is it more surgery?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But it wouldn't fix what's really wrong."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You're unhappy about your marriage."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"You can smile and pose all you want,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"but that's not going to change."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm not really here! I'm not really here!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Yes, you are."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"No! I'm not ready."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Look."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I look so sad."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- What filter is this? - None."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Hashbrown, no filter."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's you, Mrs. Voorhees."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"That's your real selfie."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I don't know what to do, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Julian left Tokyo for Beijing."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"He won't take my calls."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"If you think your husband's cheating on you,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"you have to confront him."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I have to go to China."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Yes, you can do this."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh! Oh!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"In the morning."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"How did the auditions go?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Amazing."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"For more information, press one."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Beep!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I had just completed my audition,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"when the director himself stood up"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"and asked me to leave because I did not get the part."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"But who did I see on my way out?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Just talk to the director. Please, just..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"What are you doing here?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Are you auditioning for this?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Please."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I just left something in my dressing room"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"from when I starred in this theater's last production"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"of Tony Danza's Big Fat Italian One-Man Christmas Carol."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"So that's just your natural crotch structure?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Titus, wouldn't you like to know..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"My balls! My ball..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"So you didn't get the part, but your enemy did,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"and you're happy about that?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Yes, don't you see?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"If Coriolanus has to audition"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"for the same humiliating roles as I do,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"then that part he stole from me wasn't the big break"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"that I thought it was."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Which means your big break still hasn't happened yet."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm so happy for you."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I love you both so much,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"even though I don't always say it."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- Thank you, Lillian. - Oh, we love you, too."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Huh?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"No, no, no. Wheel of Fortune."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm so happy for you."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I love both of you so much,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"even though I don't always pay it?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, my God, what a moron!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- Hello? - Hi. Yes."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"May I please speak to Cyndee, please?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I'm sorry, but Cyndee's been missing f..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Oh, wait... Old habit."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"Cyndee, phone!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"- Hello? - It's Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"I think you should come visit me in New York."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ And I will crush ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ That Spiderman ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ And then that other Spiderman ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ And all the Spidermen ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ Till I'm the Spiderman ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ Spidermen, we're at it again ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ This time with 50% more Spidermen ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ Oh, yeah ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
"♪ Not quite a bug ♪"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Show more clips