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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - What Goes on Tour? (S01E01)

"Why are we at an airport?"
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"That's where the gig is, Jemaine."
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"- It's at the airport. - At the airport?"
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"Yeah, well here, at the hotel..."
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"in the lounge."
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"Come on, it's time for the gig. Let's go."
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"# Who likes to rock the party? #"
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"# We like to rock the party #"
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"Um, well thank you very much,"
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"um, to the La Guardia Hotel lobby..."
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"- um... - Shut up, Bret."
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"Uh, thank you for having us. It's been a real treat."
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"And thank you just for being here..."
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"Don't... don't do your embarrassing speeches."
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"We're Flight of the Conchords,"
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"and thank you again."
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"Thank you. CDs and T-shirts are for sale at the desk there."
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"- Well? - Brilliant."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah, as always."
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"Really good. Good speech too, Bret."
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"- Thanks, it was all right. - Yeah. What a night, eh?"
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"Well, it's only the middle of the afternoon, though."
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"- So? You know, it's a hot venue. - Oh, yeah yeah."
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"Yeah? This is good. Listen to the crowd."
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"There's hardly anyone here."
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"Yeah, it's subsided now. A lot of people have..."
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"gone to get their flights,"
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"but it's really good. Oh, before I forget."
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"Uh, I've got your per diems, okay?"
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"So, here we go."
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"- Jemaine. - Oh great."
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"Yeah. Bret."
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"Okay? Off you go."
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"I'll see you in an hour for dinner."
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"- Thanks, Murray. - Have fun."
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"And the point of a per diem, as I think I made quite clear,"
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"is that it's to be spent on food and necessary items, all right?"
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"Not leather suits. It's a total waste of money."
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"It's necessary for..."
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"Now you've got no money for food..."
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"or necessary items."
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"Perhaps you could give us an advance on tomorrow's per diem?"
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"You've spent tomorrow's per diem."
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"The per diem I gave you for was for the week."
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"Could I have some of your chips please, Murray?"
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"You can have a few of them."
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""Per diem" means for the day, though. See?"
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"Well, I don't know Latin."
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"Well, you should have said..."per weekem,""
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"- would be the correct term. - Regardless, Jemaine."
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"Per diem, per weekem, you don't go spending it on bloody leather suits."
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"- Don't you? - No."
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"Can I have some of the chips that you said Bret could have?"
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"Bret!"
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"- Oh, do you want some of my chips? - Oh, forget it now."
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"They're yours now."
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"Hey, Murray, do you want to see what else we got?"
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"No, I don't, Bret, actually."
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"I don't want to see anything you've got there"
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"unless it's food or necessary items."
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"I'm so livid with you turkeys."
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"You're like a couple of cool-Iooking idiots."
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"We'll get it back. We will get it back, all right?"
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"Just call me tomorrow, but don't call me at work."
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"Do not call me at work, all right?"
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"I don't want them asking silly questions as to why I'm not at work, okay?"
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"It's just gonna get like..."
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"hello? Hello?"
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"Okay, love you too! Bye-bye!"
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"- Hey, Bret. - That Shelly?"
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"Yeah yeah."
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"- She good? - Yeah, it's all good."
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"Jemaine said you wanted to have a meeting?"
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"Um, nothing's scheduled."
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"Is it about leather suits?"
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"I don't blame you for the leather suits, Bret."
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"- That's a classic rock 'n' roll move. - Thank you."
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"- Really good. - Thanks."
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"Which is why I know Jemaine came up with it."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"You must have followed him, did you?"
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"What, don't you think I'm capable of a classic rock 'n' roll move?"
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"No, you're not like that. That's Jemaine all over it."
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"That reminds me,"
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"just, you know, keep an eye on Jemaine, okay?"
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"We're on tour now. Brings out the crazier side of someone like him."
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"- Okay. - Okay, just watch him."
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"All right, well he's having a sleep."
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"- Oh, is he? - Yeah."
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"Probably not his bed, though? Eh?"
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"- Yes, his bed. - Is it?"
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"- Yeah. - He'd be lying on top of it, though."
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"He won't be... won't be in it. He'll be on top..."
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"No, he's tucked in. It's boring."
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"- Oh, is he? - Yeah."
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"Probably, uh, he's having a rest. Getting ready for tonight."
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"He was watching TV. He wanted to see what the weather was gonna be like."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Probably looking for some thunderstorms to rock out in."
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"You watch him, all right?"
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"Oh, it's hilarious."
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"Oh, you've got to see this, Bret, it's so... so funny."
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"What's happening?"
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"Uh, well the guys with the suits are putting on this big show now,"
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"and everyone's just loving it."
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"No, don't move it, don't move it."
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"Gotta be in exactly the right place."
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"It's your turn to hold it, man. My arms are sore."
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"I can't hold it. I'm in the middle of a movie."
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"This is a critical point."
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"Aw. You ruined the reception."
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"Do you want anything from the minibar?"
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"- No. - No?"
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"We're not allowed stuff from the minibar."
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"- Yeah, I know, but... - Do not get anything from the minibar."
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"- Just getting some nuts... - Don't get anything."
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"I'll just get some mixed nuts. It's all right. I've already taken..."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Room fee, check."
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"Lodging tax, check."
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