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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Baby Don't You Do It (S06E06)

"I lie about my intelligence."
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"It's not working."
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"She's locked up the old funhouse,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Michael, no way. She's totally into you."
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"She changed from clear lip gloss"
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"to pink shimmer."
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"What more does she need to do,"
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"shout "I love you" from the rooftops?"
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"She could give me something besides a kiss on the cheek."
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"It's like kissing your cousin."
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"Oh, the cousin kiss..."
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"the sexiest of all relative kisses."
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"Right above big-breasted aunt"
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"and sleepy grandma."
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"Did you just say "sleepy grandma"?"
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"You telling me you kiss your grandma?"
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"Not my grandma. A grandma."
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"Sick bastard."
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"I gotta say, I'm excited about marriage counseling."
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"I'm looking forward to hearing from a third party"
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"that I'm right about everything."
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"Oh, and I want my marriage to Eric to be magical."
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"I know how you could do that."
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"Marry someone besides Eric."
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"Hey, I'll see you guys later."
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"I got someplace I really need to be."
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"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late."
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"Had someplace I really needed to be."
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"Okay, so get this."
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"I don't want counseling. Donna does. So we're going."
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"I'll tell ya, ever since we got engaged,"
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"she's been treating me like some kind of child."
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"Oh, where's my toy surprise?"
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"Oh, Kelso, watch it with that gun, man."
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"Oh, relax, Eric. It's not a gun. It's a flare gun."
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"Yeah, tomorrow's flare day at the academy,"
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"so we're learning how to use these."
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"Besides, they're totally safe."
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"All they do is shoot balls of fire."
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"Kelso, I don't think you should be playing with fire"
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"when we're all..."
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"never mind."
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"Man, I gotta stop hitting two circles in one day."
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"I could swear I just saw a ball of fire"
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"shoot through this room."
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"Zowie!"
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"Okay, so what brings you to counseling?"
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"A firm tug on the old ball and chain,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"What Eric is trying to say is"
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"we wanted to talk to someone about the pitfalls of marriage."
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"And we have some little issues."
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"For example,"
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"Eric sometimes likes to talk too much about"
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"Star Wars."
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"I understand."
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"You do?"
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"See, this is great."
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"Yeah, Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time."
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"It's hard not to talk about Star Wars."
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"Wow! This is great!"
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"Oh, oh, no."
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"I can't believe you've seen Star Wars."
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"Well, I like to stay current with pop culture,"
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"so that I can connect with the youth I counsel."
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"Say how about that disco?"
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"Um, disco kinda blows. I agree."
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"Blow on, disco."
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"Blow on."
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"Can we get back to me and Eric, please?"
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"Because sometimes I feel like"
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"we're racing toward this wedding,"
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"and we're not even enjoying it as much as we could be."
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"Hmm, I see."
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"Like in Star Wars,"
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"when Luke, much like the two of you,"
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"wasn't the pilot of his own future."
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"But he was a great pilot. He used to bull's-eye"
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"wamp rats... in his t-16 back home!"
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"I should be marrying you."
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"I thought this was a counseling session,"
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"not a dork-off."
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"I'm sorry, Donna."
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"Okay, look, instead of talking"
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"about what worries you about marriage,"
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"let's talk about what excites you about marriage."
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"Oh."
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"Okay, well..."
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"hmm. That's weird."
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"I can't really think of anything."
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"You can't think of anything?"
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"Well, hang on. Give me a second."
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"Nope. Nothing."
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"Well, one thing young newlyweds usually get excited about,"
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"and that's having sexual relations for the first time."
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"I'm sure you're both looking forward to that."
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"Oh, um..."
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"unless of course, you've already had sex."
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"Premarital sex."
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"What? Huh?"
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"Pre-what-ital-who?"
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"I mean, come on, look at me."
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"Do I look like some guy who's had sex?"
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"I mean... right?"
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"You're seeing pictures of what's left"
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"of the point place police academy auditorium,"
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"where a fire broke out today."
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"I hope Kelso's okay."
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"Yeah, I know he's there, 'cause today was flare day."
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"Today was flare day!"
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"Okay, fine."
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"I was at the academy when the auditorium burned down,"
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"but it totally wasn't my fault."
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"See, I got there early to practice with my flare gun"
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"'cause I wanted to show brooke an actual "b" for a change."
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"Okay, so far zero percent your fault."
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"All right,"
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"so I accidentally shot off a flare,"
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