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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Baby Don't You Do It (S06E06)

"and it went all..."
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"right underneath the bleachers."
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"Well, we've just jumped up to about 60% your fault."
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"Okay, so then I shot off another flare"
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"at the first flare 'cause you know what they say."
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"You gotta fight fire with fire."
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"Yeah, this is now, like, 99% your fault."
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"So then I shot off another flare"
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"to warn people about the fire."
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"But that one just went right up and on the roof,"
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"and that's when I just got the hell out of there."
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"$5?"
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"For pete's sakes,"
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"God doesn't drive a cadillac."
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"You know, in these times of loose morals,"
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"even my faith gets challenged, much like han solo's faith"
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"in his sometimes unreliable "millennium falcon.""
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"Which is why I'm so pleased to recently meet"
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"a young engaged couple"
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"who have turned their backs on temptation,"
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"despite the lure of premarital sex."
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"Oh, no. Oh, god. Oh, no."
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"So here they are-- Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti."
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"Please stand."
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"Oh, look, it's Eric and Donna."
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"Did everyone know they're virgins?"
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"I think I wanna be a virgin, too."
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"Hey, everyone, I'm a virgin!"
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"well, I said it, so it must be true."
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"Okay, I know this seems really bad,"
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"but I got a really simple way to fix this."
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"Just start going to a different church."
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"Hey, how about that one where they sing more"
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"and let you marry, like, six people?"
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"Hey, Red,"
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"tell me the story about how Eric and Donna"
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"had to stand up in front of the whole church"
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"and pretend to be virgins. Once upon a time,"
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"two dumb-asses went to church"
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"and brought shame upon their entire family."
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"And their father had to hear about it"
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"the whole damn car ride home!"
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"That is a great story."
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"It's scary,"
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"but it's funny, too."
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"What I don't understand"
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"is how you can lie to a pastor in church."
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"Well, mrs. Forman,"
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"what about the time you lied to pastor Dan?"
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"You told him your dog ate your bake sale cookies,"
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"but you didn't bake them 'cause you were too busy"
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"I did not lie to pastor Dan in church."
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"I lied to him at the market,"
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"and at the market, he is just a regular man."
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"Now you two march back to church and tell him the truth."
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"It's like root beer."
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"So I can't believe the police academy caught fire."
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"What happened?"
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"Huge mystery."
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"Like what part of the cow is the hot dog?"
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"Maybe Kelso's just too traumatized to remember."
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"I think he needs help filling in the blanks,"
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"like the fire was started with a blank gun"
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"by a blanking idiot named blank-O."
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"Hey, Brooke,"
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"could you wait outside for a minute?"
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"Mrs. Forman has this rule that there's only..."
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"five people in the kitchen at one time."
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"Well, there are five people here."
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"That's why you need to leave."
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"But you said no more than five."
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"Right. But I'm number five."
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"Exactly."
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"So I'll just wait outside then?"
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"Attagirl."
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"Hey, Jackie,"
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"I suspect Kelso hasn't told Brooke"
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"that he burned down the police academy."
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"Interesting."
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"I suspect you're right, Steven."
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"Fez, what do you think?"
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"I think"
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"I smell cookies."
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"All right, fine,"
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"so I haven't told her."
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"But the only reason she likes me is"
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"'cause I'm doing well at the academy."
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"Michael, you can't start a relationship based"
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"on a huge lie."
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"You have to start off fresh, and then gently sprinkle"
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"in the lies as you go along."
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"A relationship is like a cookie,"
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"and the lies are the tasty chocolate chips."
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"Where are the cookies, damn it?"
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"Okay, what did you want to tell me?"
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"Well, you see, pastor Dan,"
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"when we were here before"
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"and you had asked us about premarital sex,"
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"we might have-- we lied, okay?"
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"We have had sex zillions of times."
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"I used to try to keep track on a pad,"
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"but it got unwieldy. Oh, god."
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"Eric!"
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"I'm sorry, Donna, but we are knocking on hell's door,"
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"and I ain't goin' in!"
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"Eric, you're not going to hell."
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"But you might be. I don't know you that well."
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"I just think you're depriving yourselves"
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"of that wonderful moment when marriage is cemented"
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"by giving the gift of yourselves."
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"Wow."
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"I never thought about it that way."
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"Maybe that's why you couldn't figure out"
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"the whole excitement about marriage."
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"The one thing you should have been looking forward to,"
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"you had already experienced."
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"Maybe you knew that"
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"without realizing it."
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"Um..."
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"I don't mean to bring up Star Wars again."
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