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Clips from Scrubs - My First Day (S01E01)

"No, I gotta get back, but very nice."
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"Hey, Bambi."
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"I'll call you, OK?"
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"Give me a big ''ahh''."
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"A big-boy ''ahh''."
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"Turk almost had sex in the on-call room."
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"You realise, of course, I have no idea who Turk is,"
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"but good for him."
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"You see, Billy, it turns out that sex is life-affirming."
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"What do you say? Got a urine sample for me?"
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"I just did five minutes ago."
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"But here's the thing."
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"Take this, put it on the ground, close your eyes and go nuts. What do you say?"
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"- Cool! - Attaboy. Go get 'em."
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"- Why are you here? - Seems like a good kid."
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"You're worried about being on call tonight."
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"Yeah."
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"Look, worst-case scenario,"
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"you kill somebody,"
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"and it's with you the rest of your life."
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"But that is the absolute worst-case scenario."
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"Just have the nurses do the stuff you're too chicken to do,"
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"which is everything, and if you have a really rough admission..."
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"Call you?"
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"No! Hide in the closet again."
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"This is fun."
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"- Nurse? - I'm a doctor."
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"The stethoscope, the beeper, a doctor, got it?"
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"Relax."
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"I hate the ''darlings'', the ''sweethearts''."
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"No need to tell me how hard it is being a woman here."
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"You're helping by wearing a thong and hooking up in the on-call room."
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"Word gets around."
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"You talk like that, do you even know my name?"
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"I spend every second of my life either here or taking care of my mom,"
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"so, yeah, maybe I needed a little closeness."
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"You never had a quickie at the club, right?"
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"Or snuck some skinny college boy up to your sorority room."
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"And my thong? I think it makes my ass look good."
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"And some days, I need to feel good about something."
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"And you judge me? Well, guess what?"
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"Word does get around, Ms Out-For-Herself."
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"So you can dump on everyone here if you want, but you will not hurt me."
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"Her name's Carla, by the way."
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"Hey, champ. First night on call starts soon, huh?"
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"You must be excited."
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"You betcha."
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"About Mrs Pratt."
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"I heard you wanted to put her on the hospital's transplant list."
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"I'd recommend keeping her on dialysis a little longer."
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"- Maybe we'll get lucky. - No problem, sir."
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"Great. Have a ball."
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"On call."
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"Little poem for ya."
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"Bambi, let's go."
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"I'll check on you every ten minutes, Mrs Marino, OK?"
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"I need to see you in Mr Burski's room."
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"Are you flirting with me?"
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"You are, aren't you?"
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"He crashed. The attending thinks it was a pulmonary embolism."
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"No way anyone could've caught it."
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"- You have to pronounce him. - Why didn't anybody page me?"
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"Could you just pronounce him so I can go home?"
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"I'll never forget that moment."
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"The way he looked exactly the same,"
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"only completely different."
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"The shame that all I could think about was how hard this was for me."
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"Time of death 0200."
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"I just wanted to help people."
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"The hardest part is how quickly you have to move on."
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"Don't worry, you're gonna be fine."
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"I lied before. I'm scared every second."
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"Really?"
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"It's a good thing they make surgical masks. If they didn't,"
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"everyone would know my face was like this the whole time."
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"I think it's OK to be scared."
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"I need you to tell me that."
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"He needs me?"
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"I just came to check up on you, see how you're doing."
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"Ask him to move in again."
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"Turk, the offer still stands..."
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"I already took the keys out your bag."
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"I love you."
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"And like that, I got a second wind."
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"I'm watching you."
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"- How you holding up? - There he is. My safety net."
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"I saw that you're still pushing to put Mrs Pratt on the transplant list."
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"Bad news, though. She doesn't have the insurance to cover it."
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"But she's a second away from total renal failure."
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"OK..."
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"Did you ask the Burski family for permission to do an autopsy?"
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"They're still with him."
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"It's a teaching hospital, you gotta ask."
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"Tell him you can't see Mr Burski again, he'll understand."
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"Sir, do you think I could skip just this one?"
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"Why, sure, sport."
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"See? Every story needs a good guy."
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"In fact, why don't you just head on home?"
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"You look kinda tired."
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"I am pretty tired."
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"Dr Dorian, do you not realise"
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"that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?"
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"The only reason I carry this chart around"
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"is so I can pretend to remember your names."
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"If the patient has insurance, you treat them."
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"If they don't, you show them the door."
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"And if somebody dies, you get the autopsy."
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"Get it by rounds tomorrow or I'll scratch your name off my chart. Clear?"
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"Answer me!"
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"Crystal clear."
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"Great, sport."
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"If he's the jerk..."
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"...then who's the good guy?"
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"Car accident. Crashed on the way up."
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"Relieve the pressure on his chest. JD, do it."
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"God, no."
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"Look at me. You can do this."
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"- And I believed him. - Chest tube tray."
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"You know, kind of."
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"Come on, baby, let's go."
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