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Clips from The Great North - Good Beef Hunting Adventure (S02E02)

"- Mine's just a squiggly drawing. - Mine, too."
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"And mine just says "map" on it."
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"It's a map! We have to put it together!"
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"Looks like we go to this "X""
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"by the river down past the fallen tree"
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"- that looks like Sigourney Weaver's elbow. My God,"
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"this area is full of celebrities."
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"Yeah, this is basically Lone Moose's Walk of Fame."
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"Look! There's a raft!"
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""You're family in foul and fair weather,"
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"and the glue that keeps this raft together.""
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"And there's another little map of where we're supposed"
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"- to take the boat to. - Ugh!"
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"So we're still all sticking together,"
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"floating on a boat that was premade?"
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"This isn't like a Beef Hunt at all."
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"We should each be alone in the woods somewhere,"
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"trying to squeeze drinking water out of a dead frog."
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"Okay, We need to get to this spot."
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"Let me hold the card, Judy."
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"I can hold a card, Wolf. I'm 16."
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"Oh, no. I was supposed to preheat the oven"
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"for my casserole, and I forgot!"
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"Great, more cooking."
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"- Did you want to say something, Moon? - Yes."
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"You've been acting like an ass-erole all wee..."
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"- We're gonna drown!"
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"Oh, wait, no, we can stand."
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"- Dad built a bad boat?"
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"Every belief I have about the world has been shattered,"
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"but I don't have time to process it right now."
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"Hey! A box!"
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"Ooh, good, a change of clothes. I'm freezing."
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"I guess I've grown a lot since Dad bought these."
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"Why did he buy them?"
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"After Mom left, Dad went through"
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"a pretty serious Home Shopping Network phase."
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"He bought the whole family matching sweat suits"
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"at his absolute lowest moment."
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"He also bought something called a Wow-el."
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"It's a towel that makes you go, "Wow.""
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"Hey, there's a note in my pocket"
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"that says we should head for that ridge over there."
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"Mother maze I."
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"Relax, Beef, she's dry. You can do this."
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"I want you to pet the toilet."
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"- Mm. Um... - Just like that. Easy, now."
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"Give her a little tickle under her bowl."
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"- She likes that."
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"See? She's real friendly. And now"
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"you're ready for your next challenge."
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"She brought friends."
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""No one goes through life alone-ah,"
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""every Angela needs their Mona."
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""Without Jonathan, Samantha would be lost,"
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"so show this maze Who's the Boss?""
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"This is just like when I got lost trying to find my way back"
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"to the table at Pasta de Bupo."
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"I made so many friends that night."
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"- Huh? - What?"
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"- No way. - No."
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"Ugh! It's been over an hour. This maze is unsolvable."
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"We must be missing something."
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"Why did dad put Who's the Boss? in the clue?"
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"He hated that show. He thought they dragged out"
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"the will-they-won't-they too long."
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"I know why! Alyssa Mouse-lano!"
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"- Me and Moon's secret pet mouse! - Right."
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"We made her a huge, incredibly complex maze."
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"This maze must be based on that one."
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"Ooh! Then there should be a single Skittle at the end. Dibs!"
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"Okay, all right, a right here..."
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"a right here..."
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"a left here..."
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"Everybody duck."
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"We did it!"
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"Moon! Ham! You got us through that cram-dam maze!"
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"You're welcome. For a minute there,"
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"I forgot we were all competing against each other."
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"I didn't forget."
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"I'm gonna beat you all to that weird bridge wizard!"
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"That might not be a bridge wizard."
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"It might just be a regular wizard standing near a bridge."
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"I want you to lie down across that row of toilets"
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"- and close your eyes. - That's the devil's couch!"
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"Hey, normally I'd have you sleep with the toilet"
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"in your bed for a week and let nature take its course."
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"- What does that mean? - Stop thinking and start laying."
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"- I did it. - Nope. Stay."
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"- Let the discomfort sink in."
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"Okay, now roll over onto your front."
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"With my face on the toilet?"
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"Yes, that's what they mean when they say"
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"you have to face your fears-- you have to actually put"
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"- your face on your fears. - I don't think that's what they mean."
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"Hey! Put your yapper on that crapper!"
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"See? Your mouth is on the toilet,"
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"but that doesn't mean there's poop in it."
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"I hate this so much."
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"But there's no poop in your mouth, right?"
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"You're right. There's no poop in my mouth."
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"Embrace your poop-free mouth, Beef!"
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"I feel so free."
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"I'm flying! I'm flying!"
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"Greetings, hunters,"
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"and a festive Thanksgiving to you."
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"I am the wizard Granthar,"
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"and I will now play you a welcome song upon my lute."
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"♪ La ♪"
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"♪ Welcome, young travelers... ♪"
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"Uh, Santiago, is it cool if we just do the challenge?"
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"- It's getting kind of late in the day. - But your father said"
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"I could have fun with it."
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"Fine. In order to pass over the bridge,"
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"you must recite the poem"
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""Ye Ballad of the Sportsman's Horseman.""
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"- Oh, no! I don't know it! - For every correct line,"
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"you may all take one step across the bridge."
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"- All together? Again? - Why would Dad do this?"
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"- I haven't memorized it yet. - Judy, you have to try."
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