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Clips from The Great North - Good Beef Hunting Adventure (S02E02)

"Okay, here goes. "The horseman's corset"
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"forces the lord's reinforcements.""
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"Correct. You may all take one step forward."
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"The next line, please?"
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""Worried? Flurried?""
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"No, that's wrong. See? I don't know it."
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""All hurried they run,"
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"scurrying, worrying, furry, and slurrying.""
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"- Correct. - Moon! Oh, my God!"
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"I heard you do it a hundred times."
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"I guess I memorized part of it."
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""The birds' beaks peak and screech, beseeching...""
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""And... bequeathing a maiden's teat!""
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"Correct, and correct."
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""The sport is upon us at the court.""
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""The gentleman pats his seat.""
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"- We did it! - Oh, my God!"
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"We did that stupid poem!"
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"And now a victory song."
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"♪ La ♪"
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"♪ Welcome, young travelers who come from afar... ♪"
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"Santiago, this is clearly just your welcome song."
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"Just tell us the next challenge, Santiago."
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"Fine, but I'm using my wizard voice."
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""You've eaten and run and managed not to drown."
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"Now you shall find the last challenge in old Tobin Town.""
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"♪ La ♪"
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"♪ Farewell, young travelers, wherever you... ♪"
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"Santiago, no."
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"All right, before you do this,"
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"I'd like to give you something."
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"This is my magic wrench."
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"No poop can touch you while you're using that wrench."
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"Is this, like, a Dumbo thing, where it's not really magic,"
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"but I'm supposed to believe in it?"
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"You got me, Tobin. Now fix that toilet."
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"Also, what's Dumbo?"
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"Tobin Town, our childhood tree house."
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"I haven't been back here in years."
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"Uh, probably because a series of storms left it very unsafe."
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""To get this hunt in the bag, Wolf has got to capture a flag."
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""But the twist is, I'm taking his sight,"
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"and it's up to you others to steer him right.""
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"And then it says you have to put this blindfold on"
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"- and we guide you to the top. - This should be no problem."
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"I have amazing natural instincts."
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"See? That was a tree."
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"- That was Moon. - He's gonna die."
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"Pull yourself up through the opening above you."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes."
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"You have to trust us."
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"Okay, go to your left."
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"Be careful, 'cause the railings are broken."
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"Stop! Watch out for the big branch"
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"coming through the floor, okay?"
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"Slide to your left and step over it."
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"Okay."
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"Keep going. Now grab the flag."
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"It's right in front of you."
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"I did it!"
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"Great job, babe."
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"We've been going all day, and we're still tied."
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"How is anyone supposed to win this Beef Hunt?"
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"Ooh! I guess by pulling this."
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"- Ah, and now to check on the other thing I've got cooking."
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"Guys, I think I'm gonna go ahead and say my swear now."
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"- Oh, my God! - Yeesh!"
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"SANTIAGO ♪ La ♪"
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"♪ Welcome, young travelers ♪"
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"♪ Who've come from afar ♪"
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"♪ A fresh cup of mead sits for you on the bar... ♪"
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"Santiago..."
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"You're trapped now. You can't stop me."
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"-♪ Would you care for some starlight... ♪ - Granthar, please."
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"I'm expecting my boyfriend and his parents"
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"for Thanksgiving dinner."
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"Fine. Please just put on the costumes"
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"you'll find in the cage,"
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"and I'll read you the card."
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"And now for the final challenge."
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""Here you are at the finish line,"
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""held together like a raft with twine."
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""You were supposed to learn a lesson,"
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""but now you're trapped and you're still guessin'."
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""I think that you would learn a lot-o"
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"if you would recite the family motto.""
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"Family motto?"
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"I don't know what he's talking about."
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"And what lesson were we supposed to learn?"
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"The Beef Hunt is about brute competition"
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"and shoving people into snowbanks."
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"And shouting, "See you in hell.""
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"And why did he say the raft was held together with twine?"
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"The raft totally fell apart."
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"Guys, we've been so stupid."
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"Dad's been trying to tell us something all day,"
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"and we weren't listening."
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"The note said we were the glue."
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"We're supposed to hold the raft together."
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"But we were too busy fighting to understand."
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"And all the stops along the way were to remind us"
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"to be thankful for each other."
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"The trivia quiz with all the happy memories."
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"The mouse maze from our beautiful youth."
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"You guys helping me remember my stupid poem."
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"Yeah, and I bravely and majestically climbed this fort"
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"while blindfolded."
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"Okay, I guess with a little help from you guys."
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"Well, I didn't need to learn any lessons."
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"I've been an angel all week."
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"I've just been drinking my wine and reading my Viking books."
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"Oh, my God, the motto-- it's from the Viking books!"
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"Oh, right! Duh. We're all dressed as Vikings."
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"We're supposed to do the Hacking Halvorsons family motto."
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"Everybody remember it?"
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"I will eat the bones and flesh"
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"of anyone who hurts my Halvorson brothers and sisters."
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"And I will use their kneecaps as saucers"
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"and their skulls as bowls"
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"for the stew I make from their brains."
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