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Clips from The Great North - Good Beef Hunting Adventure (S02E02)

"We can play all the games we used to play,"
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"- like Overworked Cashier and Surly Customer, and... Sorry, Moon."
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"That sounds fun, but I really need to focus"
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"on finding something in this Michigan cookbook"
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"to make for Crispin and his parents at Thanksgiving."
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"Wouldn't the kitchen be a better place for this?"
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"Yeah, I tried, but Wolf kept cleaning up my ingredients"
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"- before I could use them. - Why don't you take a break"
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"and we can play Monster Brothers?"
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"Remember, we'd get into Mom's old fur coats"
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"and run around the house scaring everybody?"
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"I can't. I got to figure this out."
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"Damn it! I don't know what "Detroit-style" means."
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"Do I put a little car on it?"
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"Hey! Who's in the mood for some Jude?"
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"I know I am."
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"Oh, hey, Alanis. I can't talk right now."
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"I have to memorize this poem from the 14th century by Monday."
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""Ye Ballad of the Sportsman's Horseman.""
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"My English grade is teetering"
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"between an A-minus and a B-plus right now,"
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"and I can't get a "B.""
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"I would "B" so ashamed of myself."
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"- Hmm. But you're fine with that joke? - Shh."
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"No more talking. I have to memorize this."
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"Okay. I can just stand here quietly."
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"Great. Because I have a system where I picture"
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"each of the words with boobs and a big round butt"
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"so I pay attention."
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"Yeah, nothing keeps your focus like boobs and butts."
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"Oh, I know. "The horseman's corset...""
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"You know, I used to have to memorize a lot of lines"
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"for You Can't Do That on Television."
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"I thought you said you were gonna be quiet."
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"Oh, yes, I am. Starting now."
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""The horseman's corset forces the lord's reinforcements."
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""All hurried they run,"
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""scurrying, worrying, furry, and slurrying."
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""The birds' beaks peak and screech,"
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""beseeching and bequeathing a maiden's teat."
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""The sport is upon us at the court."
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"The gentleman pats his seat.""
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"Okay, I think I've got it."
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"-"Horseman's corset forces..." - Horsey borshy porshy deroshy..."
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"- Alanis! - What? I'm helping!"
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"- Please! Shh! "All hurried they run..." - Bleep, bloop, blorp..."
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"Oh, my God! Why are you acting like this?"
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"Technically, I'm your imagination, Judy,"
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"so you're doing this to yourself."
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"- I'm going inside. - Miss you."
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"- Testing out the new vacuum!"
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"Boy, she handles like a dream!"
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"Wolf, I need to work!"
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"Wolf! I gave Judy vacuuming duties!"
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"You guys weren't kidding-- those Halvorsons really do hack."
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"- Oh, sick! Monster Brothers!"
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"Monster Brother, singular!"
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"Someone's too busy to play with me."
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"- Will you all please get out of my room?"
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"I really have to memorize this poem."
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"Oh, I can help. All right."
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"What you need is a mnemonic device."
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""Horseman's corset.""
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"Okay, so just say, "Courseman's horse-it.""
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"- Now you'll never forget. - Okay, I need some privacy."
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"Sorry, sorry, thank you, get out, bye, bye-bye."
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"♪ Too many Tobins, too many Tobins ♪"
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"♪ So many Tobins, too many Tobins ♪"
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"♪ Gonna kill a Tobin, too many Tobins ♪"
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"♪ So many Tobins in your face! ♪"
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"Well, even though I don't celebrate"
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"the Thanksgiving story of self-absorbed freeloaders"
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"receiving help from strangers they would later massacre,"
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"I am thankful we can eat this feast together."
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"Wait, I'm short a few onions."
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"I may have used them all in my practice meals."
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"Oh, great, who needs flavors for Thanksgiving?"
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"I would've been happy to go to the store,"
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"but the chore chief didn't delegate that to me, so..."
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"Everybody seems a little riled up."
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"Yeah, this room is tense-- and not the good tense"
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"you feel right before they reveal"
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"who's the best hitchhiker on American Driftin'."
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"- Anybody want to fill me in? - I do. Everyone is annoying."
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"- Yep. Uh-huh. - That's right. Correct."
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"Ah, I see. Well, I usually save this for Thanksgiving dinner,"
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"but why don't we go around and say what we're thankful for"
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"- right now? - Sure."
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"I'm so thankful that everyone's around all the time,"
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"and I don't have a moment of privacy to memorize"
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""Ye Ballad of the Sportsman's Horseman"!"
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"- That's not really what I... - Oh, and I'm so thankful"
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"that I'm no longer chore chief, even though all I want to do"
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"is show you how to do things properly!"
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"- Guys... - Ham, I'm so thankful"
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"that you moved into my room"
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"and now I'm seeing less of you than ever before."
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"All right, enough."
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"I understand sarcasm. You can all stop now."
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"- Oh, can we, Dad? - Oh, good. - Oh, thank you, Father."
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"- Can we stop now? - I'll never stop. - I'm serious, guys."
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"What do we need to do to settle this?"
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"We can do what the Halvorsons do."
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"We dig a pit and hit each other with narwhal bones,"
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"and the last person to lose consciousness wins."
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"Instead, why doesn't everyone"
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"turn to the person next to them and apologize?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Okay, never mind. Let's all just work quietly."
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"Fine, but if we do need narwhal bones, I have a guy."
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"Huh. Where's breakfast? And where's Dad?"
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"Well, he started the turkey cooking."
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"He's not in his room."
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"Look. Dad's ax is still stuck in the log,"
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"instead of oiled, wiped down, and safely put away."
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"- Oh, my God. - It can't be."
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"We haven't done one in years."
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"It is upon us."
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"Dad has declared a Beef Hunt!"
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"Oh, my God, is this actually a Beef Hunt?"
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