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Clips from The Monkees - Success Story (S01E01)

"Why am I the dummy The dummy should be the dummy."
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"They're his cards. Don't antagonize him."
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"What do you have to say about that, Mr. Schneider?"
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"It's a shame to waste youth on children."
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"Alright. Which one of these bums gets this telegram?"
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"Oh, oh, fellas, I'd like you to meet the general."
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"I ain't no general."
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"At ease."
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"What's the matter. Doesn't he say nothing?"
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"No, that's Mr. Schneider. He's our advisor."
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"Which one of you guys is Davy Jones?"
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"Monkees: I am."
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"I got a warrant to collect."
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"Monkees: He is."
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"I'll take it."
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"Eh, eh. A buck eighty."
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"Well, Mr. Schneider will pay for it because he's the only one with uh... working."
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"Well, what ya say?"
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"Oh no! My grandfather. He's arriving from England a six o'clock tonight."
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"Well, why so down? I heard your grandfather was a groovy guy?"
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"He is. He's the greatest in the world. But, why I don't want to see him."
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"Well, that makes sense."
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"You don't understand. I wrote him. I told 'em that..."
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"You told him what?"
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"He wrote me that he's a big star now. Really quite wealthy."
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"Of course, you understand I didn't want him to go to America,"
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"but things seemed to have worked out very well for him."
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"Well George, see you when I get back. Ta, ta."
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"You didn't tell him that?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"What do you mean, what are we gonna do?"
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"It's your problem."
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"If he finds out I'm not a success, he's gonna take me back to England."
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"I'll have to leave the group."
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"That's what I said. What are we gonna do?"
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"Schneider, Schneider, give me the money will ya? A buck eighty."
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"You think we got troubles."
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"Schneider! Come on, can't you hear?"
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"Schneider, a buck eighty, a buck eighty, a buck eighty."
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you be get ready We may be coming to your town"
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"You know, but man, why did you have to tell him you were rich?"
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"You see, success is very important to him."
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"He practically raised me. He sent me to school and all that."
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"When he finds out I haven't made it, it's going to break his heart."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"Uh, I don't know. We can't make you a millionaire."
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"No, but we can sure make you look like one."
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"Young man!"
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"Sir, I've just been examining your car. Do you drive it often?"
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"Don't drive it. Just polish it."
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"Oh sir. Rolls are just like a champion athlete."
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"You've got to keep it in shape."
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"My car's in perfect condition."
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"Oh really."
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"Well, maybe he was right. I better get someone to exercise her."
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"Monkee Car... at your service."
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"You make a good spaghetti, huh?"
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"Oh man, you wouldn't believe the kind of spaghetti I make."
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"Good, good. Come on. Come on."
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"I thought you said you could make spaghetti?"
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"Well, I didn't say that. I just said that, uh, you wouldn't believe it."
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"Come on Schneider, pay up."
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"He still owes me a buck eighty."
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"Look, you want to get your money back."
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"I'll show you how. You be me. I'll be you."
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"Right, we'll change clothes."
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"Okay, watch this."
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"Okay Schneider, up with the dough."
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"Here you are my good man."
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"Ice cream! Get your ice cream right here."
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"You want vanilla?"
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"You want chocolate?"
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"Pistachio?"
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"How about Tutti Frutti?"
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"Hey, that's all I got, unless you want the shirt off my back."
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"Ice cream, ice cream ice cream! Get your ice cream right here."
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"Inspection time."
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"Micky, as my chauffeur, how would you help a lady into the back seat of a car?"
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"As quick as I can."
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"Mike, as my personal chef, what will be your three main dishes?"
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"Well, we'll start off with"
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"vichy swats, and chateau brienne,"
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"...and then we go into chocolate mouse."
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"You can't cook those dishes."
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"Yeah, I know. I can't say 'em either."
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"Peter, as my devoted houseboy, what will be your main function?"
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"I am born to serve my master and live only to perform his bidding."
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"Right. Now get me my comb."
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"Get it yourself."
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"Dolenz, prepare the car."
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"Yes sir."
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"Well, you look very well, I must say."
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"You seem to be thriving out here in the colonies."
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"Yes, I have been rather fortunate."
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"- Hey, are you Davy Jones? - Yes"
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"My public."
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"- Can I have your autograph? - Yes you can."
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"Mr. Jones, I just want to tell you my family sleeps a little better every night..."
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"...knowing that you are out there singing. You're a great person."
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"Thank you"
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"- It's wonderful to have you... - Thank you."
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"- Peter's next. - Okay."
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"- Peter. - Go on."
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"Hold it Mr. Jones."
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"Smile please."
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"Thank you."
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"Notice how people keep asking that boy for his autograph?"
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"And taking pictures?"
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"He must be a celebrity."
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"- Mike's coming back in another disguise. - Okay."
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"Come on."
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"Excuse me. I'm one of your biggest fans. Sign this whoever you are."
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"- You look great. - You don't look so bad yourself."
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