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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Friend's Mistake (S01E01)

"I don't know why I came to watch Turk"
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"when I could've been asleep."
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"I guess I haven't seen much of him lately."
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"It's not like I'm desperate."
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"What makes you think you know better?"
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"- In my gut I know I'm right. - We need this decision now."
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"- Fine, then it's on you. - Yes, it is."
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"Nurse."
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"- Erasure. - Yes, doctor."
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"I hate this song."
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"Me too, man."
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"A hospital room can be kind of a romantic place."
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"Maybe it's the soft green glow of a heart monitor,"
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"or the way the moonlight reflects off a bedpan."
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"Our shifts keep overlapping on Friday nights."
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"Closest thing I've had to a date recently."
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"Well, I had a great time tonight."
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"Oh, yeah. Me too."
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"- So, can I page you? - Don't do the two-day waiting thing."
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"Oh, baby, I don't play by the rules."
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"So, goodnight."
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"Wait. Is she joking? If she's joking and I kiss her..."
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"Of course, if she's not joking..."
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"I don't do this for all the doctors."
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"Yes!"
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"He's gonna need 40mEqs of KCL."
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"Grab me when you get the results."
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"You got it."
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"His TV is broken, so when you two start tagging each other,"
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"the least you can do is wake him up and let him watch."
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"In my experience, when two friends miss a chance like this,"
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"you've got exactly 48 hours to get the kiss."
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"Or one of you will over-think it. OK, she's gonna over-think it."
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"Then you end up permanently stuck in the Friend Zone."
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"I'll see ya."
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"You're such a girl."
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"Nothing went on between me and Elliot."
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"Good thing you still have your flower."
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"That song is like a virus."
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"I'm just a little lonely."
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"I haven't been hanging out with Turk since he's been dating Carla."
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"First of all, who's Turk?"
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"And don't answer. Look, if you have a medical question,"
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"I'm forced by hospital policy to answer you."
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"However, if you ask me about a personal problem,"
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"I'm going to start doing this."
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"You seem unhappy."
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"I like that."
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"I cannot get that stupid song out of my head."
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"It's like a damn virus. Here's his chart, his transfer note."
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"He's haemodynamically stable. Consider him turfed to medicine."
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"T-Man. I'm gonna get my grub on."
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"Means he's gonna go eat."
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"- Surgery went OK? - It was cool."
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"Dude, I got to close for the first time ever. Ever."
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"The human body is so disgusting."
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"Not yours. Yours is stunning."
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"We should celebrate. Tear it up like we used to, just the two of us."
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"- What comes before Part B? - Part A!"
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"That's right, we used to tear it up."
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"We should probably never do that again."
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"That song is like a virus."
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"No!"
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"Don't let it be awkward."
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"Do something cute."
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"Cover her eyes and say, ''Guess who?''"
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"- Guess who? - I can't breathe."
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"OK, gang, it's time for rounds."
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"Let's see who's The Weakest Link."
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"The Weakest Link!"
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"Now, then, Dr Simotas."
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"Severe swelling of the lips in this patient might be an indication of what?"
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"- Angio-oedema. - Well done, sport."
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"And what treatment would you recommend, Dr Dorian?"
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"A combination of steroids and antihistamines."
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"Attaboy, sport."
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"What would you recommend the patient stay away from,"
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"Dr Reid?"
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"- My first guess would be shellfish. - Right you are, sweetheart."
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"Sweetheart?"
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"I could see what was going on in Elliot's head."
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"Right you are, sweetheart."
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"- What do you want to watch? - Fletch."
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"- Fletch it is. - Seen it."
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"You haven't seen it with us saying all the lines."
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"I'm so lucky I met you."
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"Maybe next time her mom could come."
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"You won't even know she's here."
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"Except she laughs at stupid stuff and that makes me laugh."
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"It's stupid because it's so stupid."
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"- Tonight's still about us. - Whatever, I don't care."
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"Turk, you wanna go hang out in your room?"
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"I know Dr Kelso doesn't mean anything by it,"
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"and OK, maybe I am kind of a sweetheart."
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"- I'm sleeping. - But it just sounds so demeaning."
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"You're not listening to a word I'm saying."
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"It's not like he's my grandpa or anything."
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"Anyway, JD always tells me how much you've helped him."
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"He obviously hasn't told you about my ear-flicking policy."
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"This whole groovy guidance counsellor thing"
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"you people seem to have working is a total fantasy."
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"I'm not that guy. You can go and ask anybody."
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"Now, you've got to leave me alone or I'll punish you."
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"Sweetheart is kind of innocuous."
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"Here's what you're gonna do. Go down there and confront Kelso."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"Never mind that he is the Chief of Medicine,"
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"he'll have a whole new level of respect for you."
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"- Honestly? - Yes."
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"You can't have sexist terms like that around here. You go get 'im."
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"This guy looks stable but I still wanna get an EKG."
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"Let's do cardiac enzymes..."
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"When you say sweetheart..."
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"...and an aspirin."
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"A lot of my work has become second nature."
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"But it gives me too much time to think."
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"Look, I'm surgery and you're medicine."
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"This isn't college any more. Things have to change."
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"I know relationships change, I guess I thought yours and mine never would."
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"- What's going on with you, man? - We used to look out for each other."
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