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Clips from The Office - Basketball (S01E01)

"little halter top you can tie that up,"
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"and you know something a little... just useful for a change, just this once."
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"I don't think so Michael."
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"Besides I can't cheer against my fiancÈ."
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"I'll do it."
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"Wear a little fancy skirt if you want."
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"Yeah I bet you would, just try not to be too gay on the court."
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"And by gay I mean, you know, not in a homosexual way at all,"
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"I mean, you know, like the bad at sports way."
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"I think that goes without saying."
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"- Maybe Angela would cheerlead? - Yeah right."
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"- I'll do it. - That's worse than you playing."
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"Cause you know what? We need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt."
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"That's where we need you."
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"Bless would be those who sit and wait."
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"You made it! Suit up you're on the team!"
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"All right. Cool! Very good."
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"A spy from the warehouse, trying to figure out our players eh man?"
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"Just getting a tea-bag."
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"He's running, but he can't hide, because you know what?"
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"one o clock you'd better bring your A game,"
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"because me and my posse guys, we're going to be in your face."
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"Right in your face."
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"Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's."
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"I like the way you think. You know what I'll take that one step further:"
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"Loser works on Saturday."
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"No, that's not of much fun."
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"- You know what? - Oh what?"
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"- You're on. - Ok."
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"Cool. You're on."
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"Don't screw this up!"
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"Classic beginners mistaken, eating before game."
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"Has anyone seen the first aid kit?"
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"How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you."
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"Basketball, was kind of my thing, in high school,"
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"and yeah, I'm looking forward to play."
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"You know I think I'm going to impress a few people in here."
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"- You're coming down? - Yeah I'm just forwarding the phones."
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"- Will you wish me luck? - Yeah you're going to need it."
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"Wow! Is that trash talk from Pam?"
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"I'm just saying Roy is very competitive,"
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"and he wants to take the wave runners to the lake this Saturday, so..."
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"Well I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so"
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"if you want to save big on brand names, and Roy has to work, which he will,"
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"because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along."
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"I think I'm going to be up at the lake."
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"I think I'll see you at the mall... yeah."
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"There he is. Secret weapon!"
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"All right guys, come on! Let's bring it in. Here we go."
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"OK. Listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right?"
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"We're all on the same team here, the Dundler Mifflin team."
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"Of course if you beat us, you're fired."
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"That's a joke!"
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"Ok. Let's do it!"
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"- Have a good game man! - Yeah, you too, should be fun."
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"All right everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch, stretch it, full stretch."
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"- Ryan you want to stretch? - I stretched before I came."
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"Ok Ryan you have Darryl. I have Roy."
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"Really? I thought I'd take Roy."
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"No actually, I think Roy is their best player, not lying."
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"So Dwight you have the east German girl."
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"- Ok we'll be skins! - No."
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"Come on Dwight."
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"- What? Shirts on or off? - On! Put it on!"
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"- You're sure? - Yes."
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"Pam, you kind of have your foots on both camps here,"
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"why don't you do the jump ball?"
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"Don't listen to him Pam, trust me."
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"Tip it my way or you'll sleep in the car!"
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"Stanley!"
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"What? You got to be kidding me!"
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"Here we go, who's at him who's at him? Somebody get him!"
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"Over here! Three!"
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"Let's go to zone, let's go on a zone!"
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"Defense!"
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"Defense!"
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"Defense!"
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"Defense!"
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"Who's got Roy?"
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"Oh come on, what is wrong with me today? Usually hit those."
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"Dwight I was open. All right, let's go."
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"Aw! Ok, foul, charging,"
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"That's foul. Ok I'll take it."
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"When I'm playing hoops,"
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"all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away."
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"It's gone, in the zone."
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"Three! What's with me today?- It's gone, in the zone."
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"Three! What's with me today?-"
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"Who am I? Am I Michael Scott?"
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"I don't know. I might just be a basketball machine."
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"What's Dundler Mifflin? I've never heard of it."
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"Filing, paper works, who cares? Possible downsizing?"
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"That's probably going to happen actually."
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"Jim right here, give me the ball, Ryan cut!"
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"My bad."
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"Where you're at."
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"Where you're at."
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"Is that like the robot?"
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"Nice!"
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"Just do one, that's cool, that's fine."
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"All right let's go."
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"Back off!"
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"Come on! Hey Dwight!"
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"Yeah, in your face!"
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"Dwight!"
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"Football, is like rock'n'roll, it's just..."
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"And basketball is like Jazz, you know you kind of..."
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"downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like you..."
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"Time out!"
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"Come on, sellers, over here. Bring it in! Come on!"
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"What's going on? You guys are playing like a bunch of girls."
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"- You know what? Let me take Roy. - All right we'll switch,"
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"Take it up a notch. Come on!"
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"Foul! Naked aggression!"
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"Oh that is, you're all right Jim? Suck it up."
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"Ouch! How much does it hurt?"
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"Yes!"
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"What the hell man?"
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"- Take it easy. - No you take it easy!"
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"Same team Dwight."
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