Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Upload - Robin Hood (S02E02)

"You're gonna love my new place."
Upload
"I got a sweet deal because the previous occupant died"
Upload
"and no one found him till he liquefied."
Upload
"Mm. Can we talk about my interview?"
Upload
"Because my résumé says I have experience in game design."
Upload
"Yeah, I know. I wrote it."
Upload
"Yeah, but Horizen knows"
Upload
"I only have experience in customer service."
Upload
"So how am I supposed to fake..."
Upload
"Shorty, you're not gonna get the job."
Upload
"Don't call me that."
Upload
"We're just trying to get you on the IT floor"
Upload
"so you can drop a few Ring Drives around."
Upload
"Somebody picks one up, plugs it in,"
Upload
"we get access."
Upload
"Easy peasy."
Upload
"I think I'd be good at design."
Upload
"Chillax. Oh, my God."
Upload
"You want me to lower the seats into sleep mode?"
Upload
"- Oh, God. God, no."
Upload
"It's gonna be hard to chillax like this."
Upload
"It was a crazy party, Mom."
Upload
"Yeah, everyone's food was totally customized."
Upload
"David Choak gets off on eating exotic things,"
Upload
"and his dessert was some fruit"
Upload
"that went extinct with the dinosaurs."
Upload
"But... Mom, enough about me. How are you doing?"
Upload
"Well..."
Upload
"the rent was due again and I didn't have it."
Upload
"Oh, God."
Upload
"Listen to me, I'm sorry, Mom."
Upload
"- I don't know what I'm gonna do."
Upload
"Well, should I talk to Ingrid about a loan?"
Upload
"No. Can we not have this conversation in front of...?"
Upload
"Oh. Uh, yeah. She's not paying attention."
Upload
"I never really got it until we started living together, but..."
Upload
"she just kind of zones out a lot."
Upload
"You are coming down with a UTI."
Upload
"Hug Suit suggested usage is maximum six hours daily."
Upload
"Okay, Mom. Don't lecture me."
Upload
"You're a toilet. Okay? You're..."
Upload
"You're a fucking toilet."
Upload
"The lowest of the low."
Upload
"I'd send you money, Mom, but..."
Upload
"I still can't work here. It's illegal."
Upload
"- I have an idea for your mom."
Upload
"The gig economy."
Upload
"Yeah. Errand Hamsters or Job Gerbils"
Upload
"make two percent on orders, plus tips, sometimes."
Upload
"Tip-Tips all the time. Right?"
Upload
"No. Yeah, of course. For exceptional service."
Upload
"What does a Job Gerbil do exactly?"
Upload
"Uh, pick stuff up and bring it to you."
Upload
"Like a golden retriever?"
Upload
"Golden Retriever? Uh..."
Upload
"Oof. Viv."
Upload
"I doubt that you could get hired by Golden Retriever."
Upload
"They are very selective."
Upload
"Start with Gerbil."
Upload
"My mom's flat broke. She could lose the apartment."
Upload
"- Crab legs. - Ooh. Yes, please."
Upload
"Kannerman owes me money for my code, but if I ask him for it,"
Upload
"- he'll know I got my memories back. - Mm."
Upload
"I made a deal with the devil."
Upload
"- Can't even get paid. - Yeah."
Upload
"Wish I could help, man."
Upload
"I'm broke, too. My Purple Heart Grant"
Upload
"only covers room and board."
Upload
"We need to make some money."
Upload
"Tell me about it."
Upload
"Can't even sell our blood down here."
Upload
"What's up, Yang?"
Upload
"Never noticed these little windows in 2Gigs before."
Upload
"Oh, they're new."
Upload
"We're supposed to drool at the luxuries"
Upload
"and get our relatives to upgrade us."
Upload
"That's cruel. Here."
Upload
"Have an éclair."
Upload
"Oh."
Upload
"- Ow! - Thanks for trying."
Upload
"I just wanted a peek before my data ran out."
Upload
"Wake me up when Freeyond opens, right?"
Upload
"That's so unfair."
Upload
"You're gonna be stored on a backup drive"
Upload
"while these guys sit around with more data"
Upload
"than they could use in a lifetime?"
Upload
"Hey, waiter."
Upload
"I've had Indian, green and Congo."
Upload
"I need the next peacock."
Upload
"I'm sorry, sir,"
Upload
"but you've already tried every type of peacock."
Upload
"Well, what's next?"
Upload
"Um..."
Upload
"Bring me a penguin."
Upload
"P... Penguin it is."
Upload
"Oh."
Upload
"Don't use it all in one place."
Upload
"Thanks, Nathan."
Upload
"I'm gonna think so hard with these."
Upload
"I might even daydream!"
Upload
"Okay."
Upload
"- That was awesome. - Yeah, that felt really good."
Upload
"Steal from the rich, give to the poor."
Upload
"That's some Robin Hood shit, man."
Upload
"That was my favorite movie when I was a kid."
Upload
"Me, too."
Upload
"If we're gonna do this,"
Upload
"I can't be Friar Tuck."
Upload
"I had a bowl cut when I was in second grade,"
Upload
"and I was a little husky."
Upload
"Kids can be mean."
Upload
"Oh. Dude."
Upload
"Okay. Job Gerbil,"
Upload
"you are going to pretend to be me,"
Upload
"so that I can take a break from pretending to be dead."
Upload
"Cove? Aeon? Lakeview?"
Upload
"Lakeview. Obviously."
Upload
"'Kay, here's everything you need to know about my boyfriend."
Upload
"- Your profile said that you teach kindergarten? - Mm-hmm."
Upload
"That might come in handy."
Upload
Show more clips