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Clips from MacGruber - The Architect (S01E01)

"[suspenseful music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Shit. We'll never find it."
MacGruber
"- They're alphabetized. - What?"
MacGruber
"- Got it. - [gasps]"
MacGruber
"- Nice job, Piss."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Who is this guy?"
MacGruber
"- Hurry up, Vic. This computer might be"
MacGruber
"our only shot to find out who the Architect is."
MacGruber
"- I know, I'm sorry, it's just going so slow!"
MacGruber
"Come on! Come on!"
MacGruber
"- Checkers, how we doing with the 5-0?"
MacGruber
"- All doors are locked, there's no movement"
MacGruber
"in Stairwell 6, so that's our best bet for escape."
MacGruber
"We make it to the parking structure"
MacGruber
"and drive out the front gate"
MacGruber
"before anyone knows we were here."
MacGruber
"That's probably not what'll happen,"
MacGruber
"but it's always good to have a plan, I guess."
MacGruber
"- Loud and."
MacGruber
"[computer beeps] - Shoot, shoot, shoot."
MacGruber
"Guys, we have a problem. We need his password."
MacGruber
"- Oh, shit, shit, shit! Shit!"
MacGruber
"Okay, relax, Vicki."
MacGruber
"Last thing we need is a major freak-out right now."
MacGruber
"Okay, so don't panic."
MacGruber
"We'll get through this together."
MacGruber
"So try this. You ready? - Yeah."
MacGruber
"- Type in six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine."
MacGruber
"- Okay."
MacGruber
"Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six."
MacGruber
"- Nine. One final nine in there."
MacGruber
"- Nine. [computer beeps]"
MacGruber
"- Fuck."
MacGruber
"Okay. Okay. Okay. No worries."
MacGruber
"Let's just change it up a little bit and go with this."
MacGruber
"Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine."
MacGruber
"[computer beeps]"
MacGruber
"Shit fuck! Okay. Okay."
MacGruber
"Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine."
MacGruber
"[computer beeps]"
MacGruber
"Oh, God! Oh, God. Oh, God. What do we do here?"
MacGruber
"Okay, okay, how about just six, nine, six, nine?"
MacGruber
"Fuck!"
MacGruber
"[sentimental music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine,"
MacGruber
"six, nine, six, nine, six, nine."
MacGruber
"Okay, try that."
MacGruber
"No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait."
MacGruber
"Six, nine."
MacGruber
"Shit!"
MacGruber
"Well, it's official: we're never gonna get in."
MacGruber
"- Let me try something."
MacGruber
"[computer beeps]"
MacGruber
"Oh, we're in!"
MacGruber
"- Nice on, Vic! How many 69s was that?"
MacGruber
"- Uh, none."
MacGruber
"He used our wedding anniversary."
MacGruber
"- Oh, your wedding anniversary. - Yeah."
MacGruber
"- Oh, what a fucking goober. [laughs]"
MacGruber
"That's so dumb."
MacGruber
"Jesus."
MacGruber
"Ugh, just makes me barf in my mouth a little bit."
MacGruber
"I mean, anybody could look that up."
MacGruber
"It's public record."
MacGruber
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
MacGruber
"So fucking dumb."
MacGruber
"Okay, now do a search for "architect" or "Queeth""
MacGruber
"or maybe the word "plan""
MacGruber
"or the phrase "miscellaneous evil.""
MacGruber
"- On it."
MacGruber
"- We're running out of time!"
MacGruber
"- Just a few more seconds!"
MacGruber
"[ominous music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Oh, my God."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Family torn apart."
MacGruber
"Mother murdered."
MacGruber
"[suspenseful music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"Son of a bitch."
MacGruber
"- Got it! - Yes!"
MacGruber
"- It might take me a while to crack it, though."
MacGruber
"It's encrypted. [phone buzzes]"
MacGruber
"- Go for Grubs. - Son, are you okay?"
MacGruber
"Your face is all over the news."
MacGruber
"- I promise you, Dad, it's all horsepucky."
MacGruber
"- I know."
MacGruber
"You could never do something like this."
MacGruber
"- Thanks, Dad. But I think I know who did."
MacGruber
"Have you ever heard of an "The Architect?""
MacGruber
"- Can't say I have. Where'd you get that intel?"
MacGruber
"- Stopped by the pen today and had a little chat"
MacGruber
"with Barrett Fasoose."
MacGruber
"We're at the NSA right now working his lead."
MacGruber
"- No, you gotta get out of there!"
MacGruber
"Don't you see? This is a trap. Fasoose is setting you up!"
MacGruber
"- I appreciate your concern, but we're right on the verge"
MacGruber
"of blowing this thing wide open."
MacGruber
"Then we can go to Kernst and get back on the mission."
MacGruber
"- Wait, Kernst is running things now?"
MacGruber
"- Yeah. - God."
MacGruber
"MacGruber, that's your guy. Kernst is your Architect."
MacGruber
"- Daddy, I seriously doubt that--"
MacGruber
"- Trust me, son. It has to be Kernst."
MacGruber
"Now, listen, you gotta get out of there."
MacGruber
"You're in real danger."
MacGruber
"- Guys, I think we got some movement over here."
MacGruber
"- Shit. Dad, hold on."
MacGruber
"- Okay, I'm gonna copy the files to the drive,"
MacGruber
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