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Clips from MacGruber - The Architect (S01E01)

"but they're really big ones."
MacGruber
"- Please go! - Hang on, Dad. Hang on."
MacGruber
"- Okay."
MacGruber
"Just gotta drag, drop this one over here."
MacGruber
"Drag it. Drop it."
MacGruber
"Drag it."
MacGruber
"- Hang on, she's just dragging and dropping."
MacGruber
"- Drag it. Whoop."
MacGruber
"Drag it. Drop it."
MacGruber
"- Shit."
MacGruber
"[tense music]"
MacGruber
"- Shit, we got company."
MacGruber
"- Okay, sorry, Dad, gotta jump."
MacGruber
"The pigs are porking it up over here."
MacGruber
"- MacGruber!"
MacGruber
"- Just a few more seconds!"
MacGruber
"- We don't have a few more seconds!"
MacGruber
"- Okay. But the flash drive!"
MacGruber
"- Just leave it!"
MacGruber
"This will buy us some time."
MacGruber
"[alarm blaring]"
MacGruber
"Go! Go! [Vicky yells]"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- [yells]"
MacGruber
"Oh, my leg! Oh, fuck!"
MacGruber
"Good call on the water thing, Piper."
MacGruber
"Always playing checkers."
MacGruber
"[door crashes open]"
MacGruber
"Oh, fuck! Go, go, go!"
MacGruber
"I'll meet you at the SUV! Go, Vicki! Go!"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber! - Oh, fuck!"
MacGruber
"[groaning]"
MacGruber
"Ahh!"
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- MacGruber, stop."
MacGruber
"I said stop!"
MacGruber
"[gunshot]"
MacGruber
"Don't move a muscle."
MacGruber
"- Well, Major..."
MacGruber
"I guess you caught me if you could."
MacGruber
"- I guess I did, Colonel Jebblidoo."
MacGruber
"- You son of a bitch. My dad warned me about you."
MacGruber
"You're nothing but a silver-tongued"
MacGruber
"snake oil salesman,"
MacGruber
"saying whatever it takes to keep up the fucking grift."
MacGruber
"You know what, I wish I had a fucking sledgehammer right now"
MacGruber
"so I could splatter your brains against the fucking wall"
MacGruber
"in a million pieces,"
MacGruber
"one for each of those innocent people"
MacGruber
"who lost their lives in Ecuador because of you!"
MacGruber
"- Are you done?"
MacGruber
"- Oh, I haven't even started yet."
MacGruber
"- Well, let me know when you are,"
MacGruber
"so I can give you this."
MacGruber
"- Vicki's hard drive."
MacGruber
"I-I don't understand."
MacGruber
"- Found it in our evidence room."
MacGruber
"We can't crack the files, but maybe you can."
MacGruber
"[heartfelt music]"
MacGruber
"Come on, Mac. We're on the same team here."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Why are you doing this?"
MacGruber
"- I, um, I lost my mom too."
MacGruber
"- I'm sorry."
MacGruber
"What was her name?"
MacGruber
"- Elizabeth."
MacGruber
"- Darcy."
MacGruber
"What was her middle name?"
MacGruber
"- Look, Mac, you don't have much time."
MacGruber
"- Yes, no, you're right. Yes."
MacGruber
"- You take that, and you go find that son of a bitch."
MacGruber
"- I will."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"- Are you okay?"
MacGruber
"- It just doesn't make any sense."
MacGruber
"I mean, my dad was so sure that Kernst was the Architect."
MacGruber
"And my dad is just like me-- he doesn't make mistakes."
MacGruber
"Hell, maybe Kernst is just playing me."
MacGruber
"Maybe this is all just one big long con."
MacGruber
"But why?"
MacGruber
"[sighs] Something just doesn't add up."
MacGruber
"What's the play here? What's the fucking play?"
MacGruber
"- Oh, my God."
MacGruber
"- MacGruber! Did you just toot?"
MacGruber
"- Nice try, Vic, but you know as well as I do"
MacGruber
"that whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"[mysterious music]"
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it..."
MacGruber
"Dealt it."
MacGruber
"Oh. My. God."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"[voices overlapping] Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever smelt it dealt it."
MacGruber
"- I know who The Architect is."
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber
"My own fucking father."
MacGruber
"[dramatic music]"
MacGruber
"* *"
MacGruber