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Clips from Archer - Caught Napping (S11E11)

"Just find someone who's broke and desperate."
Archer
"- Be cause of the kidnapping‐‐ - The kidnapping."
Archer
"I know. God."
Archer
"‐ Because I think you cheated at the Olympics!"
Archer
"I was ahead of you the whole way."
Archer
"But at the last gate,"
Archer
"my binding came just loose enough for me to go down."
Archer
"And I think you loosened it!"
Archer
"So, your silver medal is tainted."
Archer
"‐ [laughing] Oh, yeah."
Archer
"Of course. I totally did that."
Archer
"All's fair in love and war."
Archer
"‐ This was neither of those things!"
Archer
"‐ You know, funny you should say taint,"
Archer
"because that's where I put my medal while I sleep."
Archer
"Chillax out."
Archer
"Look, come to the stables with me."
Archer
"If you can unkink your asshole for one second"
Archer
"and find a little moral flexibility,"
Archer
"it might be worth your while."
Archer
"‐ Um, where are you going?"
Archer
"‐ I may have just found a clue."
Archer
"Or about to have the most degrading hate sex of my life."
Archer
"Which is saying something."
Archer
"‐ [sighs] Wow."
Archer
"[man groaning]"
Archer
"Archer: He's reaching for the gun."
Archer
"It looks like he's going to get it."
Archer
"‐ [groans, yelps] [bones crack]"
Archer
"‐ Oh, he didn't get it."
Archer
"So, your name is Tibor."
Archer
"You run the muscle in town."
Archer
"That's them, I guess."
Archer
"And something very, very bad is about to happen to you."
Archer
"‐ [grunts]"
Archer
"‐ Here's the thing. That wasn't it."
Archer
"‐ You haven't even asked me anything."
Archer
"- [gun cocks] - Hey."
Archer
"Can I ask you something?"
Archer
"‐ Wow."
Archer
"Turns out we could ask him something."
Archer
"Jesus, it is colder than Shackleton's nutsack."
Archer
"Why the hell did you send AJ here?"
Archer
"- Don't you start! - Start what?"
Archer
"I'm happy to start something, but I'd like to be aware of it."
Archer
"‐ Just what Robert said."
Archer
"I agreed to send AJ here."
Archer
"Was I subconsciously getting her out of the way"
Archer
"so I could concentrate on my career?"
Archer
"‐ Lana, introspection is the enemy of happiness."
Archer
"So, my advice is, don't."
Archer
"Always worked for me."
Archer
"- Has it, though? - [laughs]"
Archer
"I‐I don't know. That's the beauty."
Archer
"‐ It is tough out there."
Archer
"Who else spent all their money"
Archer
"on gold tiger cages?"
Archer
"Seriously, is there"
Archer
"a secondary market for those?"
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Why are you speaking with us?"
Archer
"‐ I'm just bonding with my peers about how debts pile up"
Archer
"and sometimes you start kidnapping people!"
Archer
"That thing we totally do"
Archer
"and talk openly about as rich people."
Archer
"[all huff]"
Archer
"Conversation is a lost art."
Archer
"[glass dinging]"
Archer
"Everyone who's kidnapped someone raise your hand!"
Archer
"Lana: I‐‐ [sighs]"
Archer
"I wanted to give AJ the chance to be who she wants to be"
Archer
"and still be who I wanna be."
Archer
"- Is that impossible? - Uh, Lana?"
Archer
"‐ Am I undermining feminism again?"
Archer
"‐ [choking] ‐ Yeah, kind of."
Archer
"‐ [coughing]"
Archer
"To be a woman is to be constrained"
Archer
"in a nested series of double‐binds."
Archer
"‐ God, that is so true."
Archer
"Look, you're the only fixer in town."
Archer
"Anything strange come through the last few days?"
Archer
"‐ Someone rented the warehouse"
Archer
"where they keep the White Turf equipment."
Archer
"If it's kidnapping, I want nothing to do with it."
Archer
"I'll take you there."
Archer
"‐ So, are you, like,"
Archer
"in a local stage production of "The Matrix?""
Archer
"[horse neighing]"
Archer
"‐ Are we going for this?"
Archer
"And do the horses have to watch?"
Archer
"Do we blindfold them, or...?"
Archer
"‐ What? No."
Archer
"The people that I work for,"
Archer
"they do illegal things."
Archer
"And we can use you for ski smuggling."
Archer
"We do other stuff as well! Cool stuff."
Archer
"Oh, and sometimes kidnapping, hm?"
Archer
"‐ You do what now?"
Archer
"‐ Brigitte, thank you."
Archer
"‐ You do not need to find yourself."
Archer
"You are that which is seeking."
Archer
"[shimmers]"
Archer
"‐ Man, she's on a whole thing, huh?"
Archer
"All right, so we go in, surprise the kidnappers‐‐"
Archer
"‐ Do horrible things to their bodies."
Archer
"‐ Given. Then find AJ."
Archer
"- On three. - But w‐w‐wait."
Archer
"I'm picturing a kidnapper grabs AJ, right?"
Archer
"I take the final perfect shot."
Archer
"AJ runs to me with her arms outstretched"
Archer
"and probably calls me Dad."
Archer
"‐ That's your plan?"
Archer
"‐ Well, who put her in Switzerland?"
Archer
"‐ Oh, now we're doing that?"
Archer
"‐ One, two."
Archer
"[door slams] [lights click on]"
Archer
"[guns cocking]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"Peregrine?"
Archer
"‐ Wondering when you'd get here."
Archer
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