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Clips from Archer - Caught Napping (S11E11)

"‐ It took me weeks to break out of that prison."
Archer
"Weeks! Two, actually."
Archer
"I'm very good."
Archer
"‐ Get AJ now!"
Archer
"Or I'll fill you so full of lead"
Archer
"that local kids' test scores will go down!"
Archer
"‐ She's mad, but you get it."
Archer
"‐ Where's my daughter?"
Archer
"‐ Good, yeah. That's simpler."
Archer
"‐ Get the money, and I'll send for AJ."
Archer
"[suspenseful music]"
Archer
"‐ Ugh. Well, she's not dead."
Archer
"[phone vibrates, beeps]"
Archer
"‐ Yes, I have them. Be right there."
Archer
"‐ [gasps] Go time?"
Archer
"‐ Go time!"
Archer
"Oh. You meant‐‐whoops."
Archer
"Well, I'll say hi to the clockwork elves for you."
Archer
"‐ They say that history"
Archer
"is written by the victors."
Archer
"Well, I write it with the blood"
Archer
"and tears of those I destroy."
Archer
"‐ Maybe you should get a journal for this kind of thing?"
Archer
"‐ And then burn it."
Archer
"‐ Lana, I must say."
Archer
"Motherhood does not agree with you."
Archer
"It's so hard to watch a good woman brought low"
Archer
"by an inability to resist biology."
Archer
"‐ Raaampaaa‐‐ ‐ N‐n‐not yet."
Archer
"Wait for AJ. [door slams]"
Archer
"‐ We've got your money. Where's AJ?"
Archer
"- Mommy! - Honey, Mommy's here."
Archer
"It's gonna be okay."
Archer
"‐ Leave the case in the center of the room."
Archer
"We will bring AJ and take the money."
Archer
"Do not move until we leave."
Archer
"‐ What is this, the fox and the river puzzle?"
Archer
"‐ Just do it."
Archer
"On second thought,"
Archer
"what if I take the money and AJ,"
Archer
"raise her to be the perfect assassin,"
Archer
"then gradually brainwash her to kill you both"
Archer
"for thwarting my plans?"
Archer
"Now wouldn't that just be a gas?"
Archer
"That means shoot!"
Archer
"Sense the moment!"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"[horse neighs]"
Archer
"‐ Krieger, what are you doing here?"
Archer
"‐ Um... creating a kickass battle sleigh"
Archer
"with all the guns and armor."
Archer
"‐ How did you know that would be helpful?"
Archer
"- Helpful to what per se? - Whatever."
Archer
"We need a horse. [horse neighs]"
Archer
"‐ Gerswan ran out with a horse."
Archer
"So I did this. And we didn't have sex."
Archer
"‐ You and the horse?"
Archer
"[horse snorts]"
Archer
"‐ Hyah! [horse neighs]"
Archer
"Archer: We need speed!"
Archer
"[mechanical whirring]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"Malory: Good thing I brought my hotwiring pliers."
Archer
"Pam: Yeah."
Archer
"Good thing I brought my speedsuit."
Archer
"‐ Is it?"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"[gunfire]"
Archer
"[mechanical whirring]"
Archer
"‐ We are not shooting at my daughter!"
Archer
"‐ Aww. Not even a little?"
Archer
"‐ What else do you have?"
Archer
"[tranquilizer gun cocks]"
Archer
"[both grunt]"
Archer
"‐ Damn it. Forget the money."
Archer
"Get AJ!"
Archer
"‐ Oh, I have the money. Silly Gerswan."
Archer
"‐ One, two, three, go, Herd!"
Archer
"‐ Boarding! Party of one!"
Archer
"Not going as planned."
Archer
"- Rampage! - [grunts]"
Archer
"‐ I hate to do this in front of your daughter."
Archer
"No, I'm kidding. I very much like it."
Archer
"[grunts] [horse neighs]"
Archer
"[AJ screams] Lana: Oh, shit."
Archer
"‐ Always in the nick of‐‐ah!"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"[horse neighs]"
Archer
"Lana: Whoa!"
Archer
"‐ [yelps] ‐ Hand."
Archer
"‐ Obviously, hand."
Archer
"What was I gonna do, stick out my foot?"
Archer
"‐ Damn it. Even now?"
Archer
"‐ Man, he's fast. Oh, wait."
Archer
"[Gerswan yelps]"
Archer
"‐ Oh, scheisse!"
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"‐ Little problem with your binding?"
Archer
"- Owah! - Aww."
Archer
"Tainted again."
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"‐ [screaming]"
Archer
"‐ Lana!"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ [grunts]"
Archer
"‐ Rampage!"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"‐ No!"
Archer
"- Human airbag! - Oof. [panting]"
Archer
"- Are you okay, baby? - Wow."
Archer
"That was epic, Mom."
Archer
"Daddy!"
Archer
"‐ Oof."
Archer
"Well, I wasn't using that heart anyway."
Archer
"[tense music]"
Archer
"- Lana: You took my daughter. - [coughs]"
Archer
"Go ahead. Send me to jail."
Archer
"I'll only escape again."
Archer
"I feel so alive! [coughing]"
Archer
"We could do this forever."
Archer
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