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Clips from Archer - Caught Napping (S11E11)

"If they're asking for that much money,"
Archer
"they might be high rollers in financial trouble."
Archer
"‐ None of these dumb Euros like me."
Archer
"You "ruin the vibe" at one party."
Archer
"‐ One party? That seems petty."
Archer
"‐ I know!"
Archer
"And a total waste of that acid I put in the punchbowl."
Archer
"Lamest childhood leukemia fundraiser ever."
Archer
"‐ Um, where's Ms. Archer?"
Archer
"She seemed pretty upset."
Archer
"‐ She's in the hotel room "coordinating.""
Archer
"Malory: The instant you see AJ,"
Archer
"mow those kidnappers down"
Archer
"like it's a bad day at the Somme."
Archer
"[gasps]"
Archer
"[sobbing] I hadn't given her"
Archer
"her first gun yet!"
Archer
"Wait. I did."
Archer
"The cute little Ruger."
Archer
"‐ I gave her a broken walkie‐talkie."
Archer
"‐ What do I do?"
Archer
"Just point me at someone,"
Archer
"and I'll rip 'em apart."
Archer
"[growling]"
Archer
"Okay, okay. I get it."
Archer
"[laughs]"
Archer
"You kiss your mother with that dart?"
Archer
"‐ No one screw up."
Archer
"Or I'll put your bones in a blender and hit frappé!"
Archer
"‐ But that setting's inappropriate"
Archer
"for large pieces."
Archer
"[suspenseful music]"
Archer
"‐ Remember, Lana,"
Archer
"the rampage is a fierce but delicate art."
Archer
"‐ I agree with half of that."
Archer
"‐ Look, I am your rampage Sherpa,"
Archer
"to help you reach the lofty heights on Mount Rampage."
Archer
"‐ Lana, we need to talk about‐‐"
Archer
"‐ You do not get to apologize to me."
Archer
"‐ Uh, Robert, you may want to back up out of the blast zone."
Archer
"‐ I respect you too much to apologize."
Archer
"‐ You were the one who suggested"
Archer
"boarding school in Switzerland!"
Archer
"‐ And you agreed."
Archer
"But you don't get to transfer your motherly guilt"
Archer
"into a rage to soothe yourself."
Archer
"‐ And you!"
Archer
"‐ I haven't done anything wrong yet."
Archer
"Which actually is kind of amazing."
Archer
"‐ You are rubbing off on him."
Archer
"‐ Then why does he still dress like that?"
Archer
"‐ Lana, let's get AJ back,"
Archer
"then we'll have a long talk"
Archer
"about coparenting, emotional boundaries, all of it."
Archer
"I honor your perspective,"
Archer
"and I'm open to the idea that I was wrong."
Archer
"‐ [grunts]"
Archer
"‐ Seriously, how did you do that?"
Archer
"‐ How do I bond emotionally even under tremendous stress?"
Archer
"‐ No, how did she not shoot you in the foot?"
Archer
"That's how it always ends with me."
Archer
"‐ Honesty."
Archer
"Also I heard about your feet"
Archer
"and got bulletproof shoes."
Archer
"‐ I can learn so much from you."
Archer
"[light jazz music]"
Archer
"‐ No problem. No problem."
Archer
"man: Brownie! Is that you?"
Archer
"‐ Not hearing things."
Archer
"Jesus, do they just pump heroin through the vents here?"
Archer
"‐ Brownie! How's it sliding, homie?"
Archer
"Oh, pretty fly skis..."
Archer
"that you brought into this party for some reason."
Archer
"‐ [sighs] Gerswan Ramschluss."
Archer
"‐ Nein. I call you Brownie."
Archer
"The color of your medal."
Archer
"So you call me Silvie."
Archer
"‐ Well, I would."
Archer
"But then I'd have to stab my own vocal cords out"
Archer
"with a ski pole for betraying me."
Archer
"‐ Oh, don't be like that, Brownie."
Archer
"‐ Guess what?"
Archer
"I will be like that."
Archer
"‐ With your rampage, you have to start slow."
Archer
"You need something to build from."
Archer
"Trust me. But quick question."
Archer
"Why are we shaking down a two‐bit loan shark?"
Archer
"‐ The criminal world here isn't big."
Archer
"So, we shake him down for a name,"
Archer
"any name, and we work up the chain."
Archer
"And if he won't give us a name,"
Archer
"I cordially introduce his femoral artery"
Archer
"to a serrated hunting knife."
Archer
"‐ I thought we didn't do lethal force."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, my position on that has..."
Archer
"[gun cocks] Evolved."
Archer
"[man clears throat]"
Archer
"‐ Hey. So, uh... hi."
Archer
"‐ [grunts] ‐ [yelling]"
Archer
"[glass shatters]"
Archer
"‐ Pace yourself. man: Ow!"
Archer
"‐ You're rampaging too soon."
Archer
"And we need his mouth to work, Lana."
Archer
"[sighs]"
Archer
"I guess I'll just find a pen and paper then."
Archer
"Robert: Okay..."
Archer
"we've just got to figure out"
Archer
"who here is financially distressed enough"
Archer
"to commit a serious crime."
Archer
"‐ Ugh, I'm bored."
Archer
"Hey, is there like a central location"
Archer
"that you pour all the drinks out of?"
Archer
"Like a booze vat?"
Archer
"‐ Ah, ah, ah!"
Archer
"I have been warned about you, Miss Tunt."
Archer
"‐ That's not acid, is it?"
Archer
"‐ No. It's DMT, I think."
Archer
"[phone vibrates]"
Archer
"‐ Dang it. I gotta pick up the bonds."
Archer
"Can you manage?"
Archer
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