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Clips from Archer - Caught Napping (S11E11)

"It's basically de jure at this point."
Archer
"‐ Pro forma, idiot."
Archer
"‐ I feel like he's not grasping"
Archer
"the power structure here."
Archer
"‐ Well‐‐well let me call Michel Foucault"
Archer
"and get back to you."
Archer
"‐ Oh, shut him up."
Archer
"We need $100 million in bearer bonds."
Archer
"‐ Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that."
Archer
"Click."
Archer
"Apparently Foucault's still dead."
Archer
"‐ Man, he is exhausting."
Archer
"‐ Yeah, but his heart's in the right place."
Archer
"I hope."
Archer
"‐ Okay, so $100 million in bearer bonds,"
Archer
"or you never see AJ again."
Archer
"Wait for instructions."
Archer
"You get it? [phone disconnects]"
Archer
"‐ Man, you screwed that up!"
Archer
"I was trying to keep them on the phone"
Archer
"so Krieger could trace the call."
Archer
"‐ Oh, was I supposed to be doing that?"
Archer
"‐ Damn it, Krieger!"
Archer
"‐ This is basically a tape recorder."
Archer
"Where would I even find a call tracer?"
Archer
"Oh. Here's one."
Archer
"‐ Damn it, Krieger!"
Archer
"I need every single one of you"
Archer
"to become the most competent versions of yourselves."
Archer
"Now! We are not currently rampaging."
Archer
"We will be cold. We will be efficient."
Archer
"And we will find these people!"
Archer
"‐ But what if we‐‐ ‐ Not now."
Archer
"But when we find them,"
Archer
"we will go white hot supernova blood rampage."
Archer
"We will make "Straw Dogs" look like Clifford."
Archer
"‐ I think‐‐ ‐ Shut up, Cyril."
Archer
"We have to figure out where the kidnappers are."
Archer
"‐ Y'all, what about that weird sound on the call, though?"
Archer
"Maybe that's something."
Archer
"‐ Finally someone with something useful to say."
Archer
"‐ But that's what I was going to say."
Archer
"‐ Pathetic."
Archer
"And even if that were true,"
Archer
"I wouldn't have listened."
Archer
"- [tape rewinding] - Bearer bonds"
Archer
"or you never see AJ again."
Archer
"[tape rewinds] Never see AJ again."
Archer
"[tape rewinds] Never see AJ again."
Archer
"‐ It might be possible to isolate it,"
Archer
"but we'd need advanced audio gear."
Archer
"‐ Krieger, there's no time."
Archer
"‐ I have a place nearby we can use."
Archer
"[bombastic jazz music]"
Archer
"‐ So, did anyone else know that Robert had a Swiss jazz label?"
Archer
"‐ Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called Swe‐bop?"
Archer
"‐ I mean, it figures."
Archer
"Switzerland is like the jazz of countries."
Archer
"It just keeps going and going,"
Archer
"and no one has any idea why."
Archer
"‐ Uh, real sorry to interrupt."
Archer
"You cats were really boppin' and a‐boopin'."
Archer
"‐ Hey, anything for you, Bobby."
Archer
"‐ Rolph, see if you can isolate the sound in the background."
Archer
"Then maybe assume a constant tone"
Archer
"and run a low‐pass filter on it."
Archer
"[knocking at door]"
Archer
"‐ Just keep everyone out."
Archer
"‐ No visitors right‐‐ [grunts]"
Archer
"[both grunt]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"‐ Lana! [chuckles nervously]"
Archer
"Oh. How did you find out?"
Archer
"‐ Oh. I called her immediately."
Archer
"- Me too. - I did."
Archer
"- Yep. - Yeah."
Archer
"‐ [sobbing] My granddaughter!"
Archer
"‐ Ugh. Stop."
Archer
"You're getting old‐lady juice all over me."
Archer
"‐ Lana, you have to understand‐‐"
Archer
"‐ Where are they?"
Archer
"Because I am going to kill everyone"
Archer
"between here and there,"
Archer
"and then kill them."
Archer
"And then kill you."
Archer
"[together] Called it."
Archer
"‐ What have we got?"
Archer
"‐ I isolated that sound for ya."
Archer
"[clopping]"
Archer
"Pam: Hoofbeats?"
Archer
"‐ In the middle of winter?"
Archer
"‐ Are we even in the right hemisphere?"
Archer
"‐ Duh, they're in St. Moritz for White Turf."
Archer
"Ugh, it's so hard to talk to poor people."
Archer
"It's like there's gruel in your ears."
Archer
"White Turf!"
Archer
"The biggest, hobnobbiest rich person event"
Archer
"of the European snob season!"
Archer
"What?"
Archer
"‐ What does that have to do with hoofbeats?"
Archer
"[trumpet music]"
Archer
"[bell ringing]"
Archer
"[jockeys grunting]"
Archer
"‐ Well, say what you will about the Swiss,"
Archer
"but, uh, they sure hate the shit out of horses."
Archer
"‐ The kidnappers won't contact us for another 24 hours or so."
Archer
"They'll go silent, try to make us sweat it out."
Archer
"‐ But that gives us an opportunity."
Archer
"‐ We kidnap them!"
Archer
"- We find them. - Thanks, Pam."
Archer
"‐ On the call, those hoofbeats seemed close."
Archer
"Maybe they're involved with the races."
Archer
"Ray, you should have a natural rapport with them"
Archer
"because you did that dumb winter sports thing."
Archer
"‐ Oh, you mean winning an Olympic bronze medal"
Archer
"in the giant slalom?"
Archer
"‐ Is that the one with the brooms?"
Archer
"‐ N‐‐you know it's not!"
Archer
"‐ Shut up, both of you."
Archer
"Cheryl, Robert, work the reception."
Archer
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