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Clips from Family Guy - 80's Guy (S20E20)

"That's not quite as nice as you meant for it to sound,"
Family Guy
"but since we're confessing our insecurities..."
Family Guy
"I'm not exactly the, um, I don't know,"
Family Guy
""slick cucumber" everyone thinks I am."
Family Guy
"‐"Slick cucumber"? ‐I mean, sure,"
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"maybe on the outside, but I can only wish I had"
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"‐that slick cucumber deep inside‐‐ ‐I'm getting lost, here, Stewie."
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"Like, sometimes I mention having"
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"a supermodel girlfriend in Norway."
Family Guy
"Well I‐‐ I'm gonna be honest, um,"
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"she's not a supermodel."
Family Guy
"She's basically mid‐level, at best."
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"Like, she's kind of a pocket client at some agencies,"
Family Guy
"but it's so political over there in Sweden."
Family Guy
"Thought you said Norway."
Family Guy
"Meanwhile, you're this cool kid on the block."
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"You're all confident. You can snap."
Family Guy
"You mean this?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's like bloody witchcraft to me."
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"Anyway, deep down, I..."
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"I‐I've always wanted your approval."
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"But now, tonight,"
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"you've given me something much more valuable:"
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"your friendship."
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"‐Here. You can have it. ‐What?"
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"I don't need the Frisbee anymore."
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"Take it, friend."
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"♪"
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"I won, everyone! I won!"
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"Other kids, Stewie lost,"
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"and he deserves our ridicule!"
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"Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!"
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"DOUG: And there was a weird cucumber thing!"
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"That son of a bitch."
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"Come back here! (grunting)"
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"Oh, you can do it, Stewie, for sure."
Family Guy
"Free your foot, and together we will bump wieners."
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"But it's stuck, Norwegian Mid‐Level Model Girlfriend."
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"Oh, just untie your shoe, is how."
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"Oh! Duh!"
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"Stewie, when will you free me"
Family Guy
"from this thought bubble hell?"
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"Not for a while."
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"I may need you if I run for office."
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"(thunder rumbling)"
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"‐Stewie! ‐You were manipulating me."
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"You were only being nice to get the Frisbee!"
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"Sorry, Stewie, but all's fair in love and jungle gyms."
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"(grunting)"
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"(thunder rumbling)"
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"Ha!"
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"‐Wh‐Wh‐Whoa! (screams) ‐Doug!"
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"(screaming)"
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"Please hang on, Stewie!"
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"I've got this, my friend."
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"This is when that slick cucumber deep inside of me comes out."
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"‐Oh... okay. ‐(phone ringing)"
Family Guy
"You're gonna hate me, but I really need to take this."
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"Don't you dare!"
Family Guy
"But it might be Bruce Lee"
Family Guy
"finally calling to admit that I'm the best at kung fu!"
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"‐(line ringing) ‐This is your one chance, Stewie."
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"I will not call you a second time."
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"♪"
Family Guy
"Who am I if I can't reference the '80s?"
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"If I can't live in the past, there's no future for me."
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"Boy, who knew when you stop doing cocaine,"
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"‐you get depressed? ‐MAN: Peter."
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"(gasps) The ghost of '80s film director John Hughes?"
Family Guy
"Yes, Peter. I've come to tell you that Lois is right."
Family Guy
"You need to let the '80s go."
Family Guy
"But... I don't understand."
Family Guy
"Listen, when we were making art in the 1980s,"
Family Guy
"we were just having fun and trying new things."
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"Stop recreating the '80s, Peter."
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"They're gone."
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"Get out there and make your own '80s."
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"Today."
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"♪"
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"After all, life moves pretty fast."
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"If you don't stop and look around once in a while,"
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"‐you could miss it. ‐Ah! Like the movie!"
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"I have to go, Peter."
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"‐Goodbye. ‐Wait! Wait!"
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"You want to know my favorite thing"
Family Guy
"from any of your movies ever?"
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"‐Was it the giant pancake? ‐Yes, the giant pancake!"
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"In heaven, are the pancakes big"
Family Guy
"like they are in Uncle Buck ?"
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"I wouldn't know, Peter."
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"I'm currently frying in hell."
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"What?! But‐but you were pretty good."
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"You have to be very good!"
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"Doug, I can't hold on much longer."
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"(grunting)"
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"It's been an honor, friend."
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"(both cry out)"
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"Oh. W‐We weren't... we weren't very high up there."
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"No, I guess it just seemed higher to us,"
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"because of perspective and what‐have‐you."
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"At any rate... Hey, gang? Gang!"
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"Here's your Frisbee."
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"Stewie and I got it..."
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"‐together. ‐Yes. Together."
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"We're different kids from before,"
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"so that means nothing to us."
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"‐We had quite the adventure. ‐Yes, we did."
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"And at the end of it all, I, uh..."
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"I hope we've come to see each other"
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"through slightly different eyes."
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"We certainly have."
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"Hey, who knows?"
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"Maybe someday they'll make a movie about us."
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"ANNOUNCER: This summer, don't miss Jungle Gym Mountain,"
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"starring Chris Pine as Doug..."
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"What?"
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"...and Paul Giamatti as Stewie."
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"Come on!"
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"Help. I crapped my pants,"
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"‐and I'm afraid of heights. ‐I'm out of here."
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