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Clips from Weeds - The Whole Blah Damn Thing (S04E04)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Yes, I set the house on fire."
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"- We're going to Ren Mar. - What?"
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"We're gonna see Bubbie."
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"- What's she like? - She's somewhere far, far away."
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"It's a shame you boys never got a chance to know her."
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"You can blame your mother for that."
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"You're not getting out of here any time soon."
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"You fuckers ratted me out."
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"She got busted for a pot house. Your pot house, Mom."
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"Fuck."
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"- Should I be nervous about all this? - Of course you should."
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"It's the drug business. It's dangerous."
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"You're gonna take a little drive for me today, blanca."
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"There's big money in it if you do it real good."
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"You were recording me? There's no drugs? The car was clean?"
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"Tomorrow we review the tape."
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"- Nancy, what are we doing here? - We're starting a new life."
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"- She's trying to talk. - It's Yiddish."
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"- What did she say? - It means "kill me.""
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"Her eyes don't move, but they follow you, like when you look at a painting."
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"She's like a painting."
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"She's alone and palely loitering."
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"How is she?"
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"Alone and palely loitering. Nice coat."
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"Kept me toasty on the porch last night."
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"- Bubbie loves her pelts. - What was wrong with the couch?"
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"I got a little creeped out after the whole "I wanna die" thing."
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"Plus, it's like bunking with Darth Vader:"
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"The what thing?"
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"Yesterday Bubbie told us she wants to die."
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"Actually, she said, "Kill me." In Yiddish."
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"Bubbie. This Bubbie. The Bubbie that doesn't blink."
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"She seized a moment. It was very intense."
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"- So she's actually in there. - Yeah."
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"And she wants out."
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"I've got many long dark hairs in my tub."
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"I've actually got one wrapped around my toe."
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"I'm thinking, "Disgusting." I'm also thinking, "You're going bald.""
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"Do women go bald?"
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"- Where did you come from? - Outdoor shower."
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"No line. No Lenny."
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"Where the hell is my bathrobe?"
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"I believe this belongs to you."
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"And that belongs to me."
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"Another thief."
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"Good morning, Shane."
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"You, I'm not talking to."
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"Is this still about me being a thief?"
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"Or have we moved on to Bubbie's recent trip to Clarityville?"
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"Kill me."
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""Kill me"?"
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"What do you think she meant by that?"
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"Maybe it was her sled."
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"I said I didn't wanna talk to you."
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"But you don't listen."
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"You just keep on talking. Don't you?"
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"It's a lot of hair."
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"You're under a lot of stress."
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"What do you think brings two people together, Ms. Hodes:"
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"Chance or fate?"
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"Chance?"
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"No, fate. It's fate."
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"It's definitely fate."
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"Wrong."
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"Please don't put me back in jail."
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"It's chance. And I'm gonna give you one."
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"A once-in-a-lifetime, never-to-be-repeated..."
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"...small-window-of-opportunity chance to clear your name."
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"Does that interest you, Ms. Hodes?"
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"Yes, it does. Yes."
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"I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is."
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"I can do that."
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"I wanna know how she knows this man..."
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"...what she's doing with him, when they met..."
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"...and who introduced them."
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"If you can give me the why, I'll shit sunflowers."
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"And then you'll drop all charges."
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"- Did I say that? - No."
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"I did not say that."
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"I also did not not say that."
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"What you deliver to me, I give back to you."
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"Quality of information equals degree of leniency."
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"So I just, what, knock on her door, say:"
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""Hey, Nance. Got any new Mexican friends?""
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"Actually, he's Puerto Rican."
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"How he ended up running Los Angeles for a Mexican cartel..."
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"...is something of a mystery to us."
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"Guillermo Garcia-Gomez."
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"That's who you want?"
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"Oh, I'd love her too. Love it."
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"But her time's coming. Because that's fate."
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"But this guy, he's a whale."
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"And I fucking love whales."
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"I'm Ahab, Ms. Hodes."
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"Guillermo Garcia-Gomez."
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"You report to me weekly."
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"- And, Celia.... - Yes?"
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"I liked you blond on your driver's license."
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"Think about going there again."
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"You have anything to say about this?"
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"Happiness is an empty bladder?"
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"What's with all the skirt-flapping?"
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"I was drying myself."
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"Silk chiffon. Expensive to dry-clean."
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"Chewie took a shit in a bread bag one time."
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"So that's why I got stopped? Because I peed?"
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"Yeah, because you peed."
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"Because you went through right after shift change, when guards are fresh."
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"Because you wore that ridiculous..."
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"...check-my-shit-out Technicolor slut suit..."
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"...in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday."
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"Why are you calling attention to yourself?"
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"You're supposed to be the all-American mom."
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"Get yourself some J. Crew."
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"Look. Look at your hands."
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"They don't stop moving."
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"Banging on the steering wheel..."
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"...tapping on the dash, fanning your coochie."
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"I had a lot of coffee."
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