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Clips from Cheaper by the Dozen

"get 'em dressed and-and bathed so they're clean..."
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"- and put 'em to bed at night, walk Gunner-- - Been there. Done all that."
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"- You're considering this? - I'm not considering it."
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"You're going. Nora can help me out around the house."
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"New York. Wow."
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"Yeah. Wow."
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"It totally sucks. I miss you too..."
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"but, I mean, I gotta get a job."
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"Hi, Lorraine."
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"Okay, I'll try and be there, honey."
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"Hi, Kimmy. Yeah, I-I know I haven't been very friendly recently."
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"They are pulling me in again!"
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"-Just tell 'em you can't do it. - Can you guys hold on a second?"
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"That's easy for you to say. You're an only child."
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"It might be fun to babysit together."
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"No! Whoa, no!"
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"No. You know what happened last time we visited."
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"- They were welcoming you into the family. - They set me on fire!"
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"Just your pants."
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"Honey, I am an actor, okay? And, sure, last time it was just my pants."
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"But what if next time it's my face?"
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"This is the moneymaker. I'm not that good of an actor."
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"This is how I get the jobs. I know that."
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"I'm man enough to admit it."
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"Please?"
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"- Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that! - Please, please, please, please?"
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"You always do that to me. Fine, fine. You know what? We'll go."
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"But I'll tell you what. One thing happens, and I'm gone."
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"And no fires. And we sleep in the same room."
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"Kimmy, put Dad on."
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"She says she'll help us out if they can stay in the same room."
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"No. No way."
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"No, she knows the rules. She wants to have her own room when she's here."
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"Isn't that sweet? No."
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"Okay, look, why don't you just come over on Sunday, and we'll talk logistics."
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"- All right. Bye. - Tell me Doorknob Man isn't babysitting too."
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"Yes, he very well might be, young lady."
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"And do not set his pants on fire again."
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"- [ Kate ] Yes. - Classic."
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"It was just his pants."
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"Is anybody besides me thinking our happier and stronger life..."
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"was actually code for "nastier and suckier"?"
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"First, Dad forces us to move."
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"Then Mom decides to become a career person and, like, travel the globe."
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"Now we have to take orders from Hank, the model/actor?"
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"- And he hates kids too. - Ow!"
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"Nora's blind to his evil. We have no choice but to intervene."
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"We've got 48 hours. Let's work a plan."
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"[ All Whispering ]"
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"All right, Appleschmear season is officially open.!"
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"[ All Cheering ]"
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"The president of the United States, Sarah Baker..."
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"will throw out the first apple."
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"- [ Yells ] - [ Barking ]"
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"Come on. Bring on the chin music, baby. Let's go. Let's go."
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"Let's go. Oh, yes!"
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"Ho, it's an apple! And now it's sauce."
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"And that's a beauty! Mmm! Mmm!"
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"- Whoa! - [ Cheering Continues ]"
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"Appleschmear. It's the game my Great-Grandma Gilbreth invented."
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"- [ Bat Striking Apple ] - Neat."
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"Time out. Nora's here."
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"[ All Cheering ]"
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"- Nora! Nora! - No! No, no, no, no!"
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"Kids, please do not touch the LeBaron. Just had it detailed."
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"Hey, whoa, Tom. Tom, can we please, uh..."
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"ask the kids to respect the perimeter around the LeBaron?"
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"Hey, hey, respect the perimeter, kids. Come on. Respect--"
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"Back up. Back up. Nora. Nora, welcome."
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"- Come on. - It's a luxury automobile, kids."
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"- Not your daddy's Oldsmobile. - This is for you. Congratulations."
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"- Come on. - I wanna hear all about it."
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"- It's very fancy. - Now, about the babysitting."
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"Battle stations."
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"Heads up, Hank!"
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"Yo, Hank.!"
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"[ Yells ]"
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"[ Kyle Giggles ]"
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"Phase one complete."
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"Sorry about your clothes, Hank. We'll have 'em dry in no time."
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"What is with the staring? Just stop looking at me."
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"Chopsticks."
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"Open meat bucket."
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"Oh!"
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"Begin underwear soaking."
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"So, um, how's the acting career going, Hank?"
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"If it was goin' any better, there'd have to be two of me."
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"Yeah, we saw you in the commercial with the gargling-- the mouthwash add"
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"You know, the remarkable thing about my career is..."
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"I only started acting, uh, a month ago..."
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"and, uh, I'm already on TV."
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"It's the real deal. The career is white hot, Tom. It's on fire."
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"I read that most actors end up in the food service industry."
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"That's not gonna happen to Hank, Kim."
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"[ Hank ] Candidly, I, uh, think Nora's right."
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"It's really-- It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public anymore."
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"I mean, really, with--between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi--"
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"Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial..."
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"and you have paparazzi?"
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"Yeah. I've-I've actually-- I've never actually seen them..."
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"but, you know, they hide in the bush and they get their shot."
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"The crazy thing is that now we're trying to sit at home like regular joes--"
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"Yeah, well, honey, it's-- And we're watching TV, right?"
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"And, boom, comes on a commercial, and, bam, there's me."
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"It's, like, you expect to see yourself in the mirror..."
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"you know, and you expect to be lookin' at the handsome devil..."
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"but not on-- not on the TV like it is."
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"It's, like, bam.! Bam.! You turn the channel. You're tryin' to..."
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"you know, get it out, and it's--it just keeps poppin' up."
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"It's like I can run from me, but I can't hide from me."
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"What a nightmare!"
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"Yeah."
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"Nora, honey, you wanna help me in the kitchen?"
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"Nora, stop! Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"Wanna help me in the kitchen? Get a pie, look at a picture of Grandma, say the rosary?"
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"- Come on, kids. Here we go. Everybody out. - I'll be back."
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"Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy."
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"- [ Whines ] - Gunner!"
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"[ Barking ]"
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"- Save it, boy. - [ Whining ]"
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