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Clips from Cheaper by the Dozen

"- He's not a doorknob. - The man irons his jeans, Mom."
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"- Yeah, that's weird. - [ Tom ] Never mind."
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"I'll shoot it without her. I'll Photoshop her in."
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"Honey, could you take 1 0 pounds off me with that Photoshop thing?"
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"- Can I be Photo shopped in? - Wait. If Sarah's bein' Photo shopped in..."
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"- then I'm definitely gonna get Photo shopped in. - Why don't we all be--"
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"Nobody gets Photo shopped in but Nora. Everybody be here by 4:00."
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"Why do we always do our Christmas cards in May anyway?"
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"Because the earlier we get it done, the bigger discount we get at the printer."
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"- Now, let's eat.! - [ All Chattering ]"
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"Here you go. Look alive."
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"[ Chattering Continues ]"
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"[ Croaks ]"
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"No, Mark!"
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"[ Girls Screaming ]"
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"Get him!"
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"[ All Shouting ]"
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"- [ Tom ] Come on.! Get him, Charlie.! - He's headed for the waffles.!"
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"- I got him, Charlie.! I got him.! - Come to Daddy.! Come on.!"
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"Mike, stick!"
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"- Mark, net! - I got the door covered!"
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"I got the net! [ Yells ]"
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"- Whoa! - Ooh!"
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"[ Croaking ]"
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"[ Yelling ]"
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"[ Cheering, Shouting ]"
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"[ Gunner Barking ]"
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"[ Mike ] Uh-oh. Busted."
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"Put Beans in his cage..."
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"now."
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"[ All Gasping ]"
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"Is everything broken?"
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"Teacup with the flower on it broken?"
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"Nice move, FedEx."
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"[ Kate ] Okay, here we go, everyone. School. Let's go."
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"Hey."
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"Much cooler."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Henry, here you go. - Thanks, Mom."
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"For the record, I am so over Nora's hand-me-downs."
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"All right, well, you look gorgeous in anything, Lorraine."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's goin' on? What's wrong with you, mister?"
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"Everybody says the FedEx guy dropped me off..."
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"'cause I don't fit in with this family."
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"You fit. You fit right here."
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"- Like that. - [ Kyle ] I called shotgun.!"
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"- No, I did! - I did!"
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"- I did! - [ Kate ] All right, that's it.!"
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"Hey, you two, knock it off!."
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"Mom's losing it! I'm losing it!"
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"All right. All right. Come on. Break it up. Break it up."
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"Here we go. Are you okay? I'll give you candy."
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"- Nigel, Kyle, chill or be chilled. - Sure. Listen to him."
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"Mark? Oh."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"- So Nora's not coming? - [ Groans ] Well, not exactly. Here."
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"That is so Nora. We tell 'em they can't sleep together..."
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"when they visit, so she moves in with him."
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"Honey, she's just trying to have her own life."
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"- She's too young to have her own life. - She's 22."
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"The same age I was when I was pregnant with her."
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"Five minutes ago, she was sitting on my shoulders..."
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"pointing at cows in Munger's Field."
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"- And then you blinked. - Yeah."
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"- Enough with the blinking. No more blinking. - All right."
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"You were checking me out, weren't you?"
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"Yes, I was. You got a problem with that?"
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"Twelve kids later, and we still got the heat."
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"Whoo!"
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"[ Rap ]"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Nigel, Kyle Together ] Come on.! Hit it.!"
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"Faster, faster, faster.!"
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"- Is that as fast as you can go? - Is that all you got?"
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"Pump 'em high! Pump 'em high! Let's go!"
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"- Pump it up! - That's good! That's good!"
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"That's what I'm talkin' about. Way to go, Marcus."
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"- [ Kyle ] Way to go, boys.! - [ Nigel ] Nice passes."
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"- Right here. - Nice job!"
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"Man, you're gettin' old and ugly."
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"Shake."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, what are you doin' here?"
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"What, are you still too busy bein' the pansy house-husband to read the newspapers?"
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"That coach was 5-3."
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"That's doesn't cut it. I'm trying to grow a program."
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"Hey, guys. Remember Shake? We played college ball together."
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"Yeah, the hot dog."
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"Mom said it first."
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"We're having adult time here, boys."
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"No idea what that means."
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"Well, it's this crazy thing where grown-ups..."
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"actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids."
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"- Sounds wicked boring. - [ Shake ] It is."
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"So why don't you run along?"
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"Mom's right. He is a wiener."
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"Sorry about that. Kate likes you. It's just that, you know..."
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"she had to have the biggest stud on the team."
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"So she, uh, chose the third-string receiver..."
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"and got all this."
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"Yeah."
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"So, are you gonna tell me why you're here?"
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"Lincoln's a winning machine."
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"You think you can make our old team a champion again?"
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"- You mean coach? - Coach."
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"- [ Door Closes ] - Tom, what is it? Just tell me."
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"-Just-- - Okay. Wait."
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"- [ Washer, Dryer Rumbling ] - Dad's covering with the machines."
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"- To the chute! - Go, go, go!"
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"My, this is big."
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"Shake Maguire wants me to coach the Stallions."
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"- Get out! - He offered me..."
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"a fat five-year contract, housing allowance, moving expenses."
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"Kate, we can finally get new furniture. We can get a new car."
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"And get this. University employees can send their kids to school for free."
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"Wow."
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"Oh. I don't know, honey. A Division I coaching job..."
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"that's a lot of pressure and a lot more hours."
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"Yeah, but with all the kids in school next year, we could handle more job pressure."
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"Yeah, but, honey, Midland is our home. I mean, the kids' lives are here."
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"Midland has been great for raising our kids..."
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