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Clips from Silicon Valley - Third Party Insourcing (S01E01)

"I can't focus. I'm out of Adderall."
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"Where's that Jared guy? He was getting my refill."
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"That's actually a really good question."
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"I don't know where he is."
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"The Carver's Adderall prescription."
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"I hope that's not a problem."
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"Dead battery. That's a problem."
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"I need to lay down."
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"What? No!"
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"You said you could code for 48 hours straight. That's like your thing."
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"Yeah, how the fuck do you think I do that? Adderall."
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"Well, we don't have any."
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"It's really bright in here."
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"Who takes Adderall anymore."
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"Half the kids in Palo Alto."
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"Hey."
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"Any of you guys currently on Adderall"
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"and, uh, you know, want to make 50 dollars?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"What do you mean, it's not Adderall? It's Adderall!"
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"I know what Adderall looks like. It's not Adderall."
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"Uh, excuse me. Caleb?"
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"There's been some kind of mistake."
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"What you sold me was not actually Adderall."
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"So maybe we could... Do you think you could get me some real Adderall?"
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"Yeah, yeah, of course. Um..."
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"I could do that or, um,"
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"I can give you some of this."
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"Ow!"
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"OK, I'm gonna..."
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"You're gonna do what, bitch? Call the cops on me?"
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"Tell them you got the wrong illegal drugs from a kid?"
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"You dumb piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here."
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"- Uh, you... - Run!"
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"- All right, I'm running. - Mm-hm. Keep running!"
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"Stupid..."
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"Richard, what's wrong?"
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"Have you been crying?"
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"Hey! Which one was it?"
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"It was church candy, wasn't it?"
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"You just brought piss to a shit fight, you little cunt!"
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"Ow!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"Now you get in your fucking house and you get me five Adderall"
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"or I'll slit your fucking throat! You understand?"
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"I'll kill your mother! I'll rape your father!"
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"I'll curb-stomp that little face so hard"
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"that your teeth will go flying, you little shit!"
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"Now go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"- Get me five Adderall, right now! - OK! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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"- Hi. - Tara."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"First of all..."
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"So, um..."
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"I have thought about it. A lot."
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"To be honest, elements of this arrangement"
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"still trouble me."
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"However, I have not had a lot of sexual experiences."
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"So I feel it may be foolish to turn this down."
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"So as long as Gilfoyle is not in the room"
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"and I can verify that the door is locked..."
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"then I have concluded that..."
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"yes..."
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"I would love to have sexual relations with you..."
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"Tara."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, what are you talking about?"
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"Gilfoyle told me."
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"I know you want to have sex with me."
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"Gilfoyle?"
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"Would you come in here for a second?"
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"Um..."
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"- Hm? - Um..."
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"Did you tell Dinesh that I want to have sex with him?"
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"No."
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"Oh, wait, yeah, I totally did. I forgot about that."
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"I was really high. I was just fucking with him."
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"Did he believe me?"
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"Uh..."
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"Did you just present yourself to my woman?"
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"Uh..."
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"Oh, this is outstanding."
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"Oh, my God, that is so mean of you!"
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"Look at how cute he is."
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"He's adorable. You're adorable."
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"Don't call me ador... It's very emasculating."
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"What kind of fucking idiot listens to what Gilfoyle has to say?"
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"OK, Tara, here's what it is."
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"If you can tell me to my face"
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"that you seriously find Dinesh more attractive than me,"
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"then and only then will I concede defeat."
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"What?"
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"And our regression test is... done."
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"Yes. It's clear, we all test out."
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"The system's stable again."
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"Thank God. Now we can move on to the next module and I can forget you ever existed."
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"Can you do me a favor?"
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"Don't tell anyone I cratered this bad."
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"I won't tell anyone I hired you if you won't tell anyone you worked here."
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"Oh, the BofA deal."
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"Got it."
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"Well, I'm gonna call my mom and have her pick me up."
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"Your mom?"
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"Oh, by the way, you owe me 20 thousand dollars."
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"What a dick."
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"You have to talk to Jared about that."
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"Where is Jared?"
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"Excuse me. Can you help me?"
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"Obstacle averted. Resuming operations."
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"Please be careful."
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"Please be careful. Please be careful."
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