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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Celebration Day (S05E05)

"Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda."
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"Fez, it's sad you're getting deported..."
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"but this "last American" crap's getting annoying."
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"Ah, my last American chance to annoy you."
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"Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side."
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"I mean, we graduate tomorrow."
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"You go to your country with a high school diploma..."
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"they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something."
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"Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place..."
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"where people are outnumbered by lizards."
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"I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard?"
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"- Eric, guess what came for you? - Hey. They just send those to me."
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"I don't even find those girls attractive."
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"No, you perv. It's the key to our new apartment in Madison."
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"- Oh. - Now we can leave tomorrow after graduation like we wanted."
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"Great. By this time next week, our new neighbors will be..."
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"hearing your cries of love through our paper-thin walls."
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"Cries of love? Or cries of disappointment?"
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"Oh, I don't want to go."
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"Come on, Fez. It's not like we're never gonna see you again."
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"I'm sure in a couple months you'll be, like..."
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"on the cover of National Geographic."
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"Yeah, those bastards are always so intrusive."
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"Fez, look. At least we're going camping tonight."
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"- We'll all be together for our last blowout. - It won't be all of us."
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"Kelso can't make it on account of he's got a broken face."
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"I don't got a broken face."
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"You will if you keep interfering with me getting Jackie back."
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"You're the one that's interfering."
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"You know what? I'm going and Jackie's going, and you're staying home."
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"- No. You are. - No. You are."
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"- Fine, stay home then. - I will."
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"Hey, stop it. Would you please put aside your differences and go camping with me?"
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"We only have a few hours left together."
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"- Fine. I'll go for you. - Good."
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"Now, I am off to spend the rest of my American money on candy and porno."
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"- But, Fez- - I said, candy and porno."
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"Hey, Jackie? You're gonna love these cookies on the camping trip."
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"They're sweet and tasty, just like me."
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"Kelso, this apple's kind of like you too."
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"You mean juicy and delicious?"
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"- No. Red and bruised. - Agh!"
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"Yeah? Well, these hot dogs are like you, too, Hyde."
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"They're, uh-"
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"- Kosher. - Yeah, kosher!"
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"- Wait, what's kosher? - That means blessed by a rabbi."
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"Burn!"
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"Jackie, are you sure you want to go camping?"
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"These idiots are gonna be competing over you the whole time."
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"Well, I am glad, Donna. They've both jerked me around so much..."
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"I cannot wait to watch 'em fight over me."
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"You know, if you really want to mess with them, you should do it with me."
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"Hey, talk about humiliating."
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"So, you guys are going to the lake, huh?"
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"It is real fun up there."
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"My senior year, I set the record..."
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"for most topless rides on the rope swing."
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"I wish I was goin'."
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"Yeah, don't even think about it, Laurie."
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"There are enough scary things in the woods already."
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"Eric, I'm being deported, and she's loose with the boobs. She goes."
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"Hey, Forman. Your mom just came back from the loony doctor."
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"She got real depressed when she heard you guys were moving to Madison, huh?"
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"Yeah, you're tellin' me. Last night she was making sounds..."
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"that were giving my dad war flashbacks."
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"What a beautiful day."
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"I feel- I feel like a rainbow."
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"Anyone else feel like a rainbow?"
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"- What happened to her? - [Pills Rattling]"
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"Something touched me deep inside..."
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"...the day that Hyde..."
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"...lied."
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"So bye, bye Mr. Steven Hyde"
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"Jackie's gonna be mine"
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"She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine"
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"Oh, Jackie Burkhardt, you are so..."
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"...fine."
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"I wrote that just for you, Jackie."
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"He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie.""
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"Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off."
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"- You shut up, man. - You shut up!"
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"Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story..."
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"so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end."
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"[British Accent] You are as wicked as you are gorgeous."
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"You know, it really creeps me out being up here after what happened to those kids."
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"What kids?"
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"A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here..."
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"and they disappeared."
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"And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake."
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"It was like-"
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"It was like something killed them and then pulled them in."
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"Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster."
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"No. Fez, the Loch Ness Monster's in Africa."
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"So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff..."
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"and when they played back the tapes..."
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"all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper."
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"What did it say?"
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""I am the Lady of the Lake."
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"I am the Lady of the Lake.""
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"Yeah. And you'll know when she's coming, because she screams before she kills."
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"Let's see if we can hear her."
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"I said, let's see if we can hear her."
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"[Eric] D- Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush."
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"I heard her. She's stuck in a thornbush."
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"I'm kind of cold."
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"I'll reward who ever gets more firewood..."
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"by letting them feed me marshmallows."
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"I'm not gonna go running around the woods trying to impress you."
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"I will."
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"Damn it."
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"I'm gonna go take a walk down to the lake."
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"[Thinking] She's going to the lake, old boy."
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"That means topless rope-swinging."
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"Now, do you want to spend your last hours in America eating s'mores?"
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"Or watching her glorious breasts swinging in the chilly night air?"
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"I choose boobs."
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"This is so strange, you know? It's, like, our last night all together."
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"It's too weird to think about. Let's, like, do something to get our minds off it."
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"Well, here's the tent."
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"So, I'll tell you what. I'll go inside, strip down and just lay there-"
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