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Clips from Master of None - Mornings (S01E01)

"[romantic music]"
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"[man and woman singing in French]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[Dev] Hey."
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"-Hey. -Can you keep it down?"
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"Some people are trying to sleep."
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"Sorry."
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"I have to go to work."
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"Why do you have to go to work so early?"
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"Can't you quit and just start working at Boning Industries?"
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"What's Boning Industries?"
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"It's a company I started where we just bone all day."
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"Ooh."
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"Oh, can you tuck me in before you leave?"
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"-Yeah, hold on. -Thank you."
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"-I'll tuck you in. -Thank you."
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"Ah! No!"
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"That's not a good tuck."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Wait, what?"
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"-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah."
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"You got to squeeze from the bottom. That's so wasteful."
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"No, I just squeeze from the top,"
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"and then when it doesn't come out anymore, I throw it away."
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"You got to squeeze from the bottom. See, like this."
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"[laughter]"
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"Can I give you a massage?"
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"Yeah. That'd be actually really nice."
Master of None
"Great. I give the best massages."
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"-You ready? -Mm-hmm."
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"[laughing] Ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
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"One, two, three. Say, "Stuck in the fireplace.""
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"Stuck in the fireplace!"
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"[grunting]"
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"-Oh, that's good. -Yeah?"
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"-Oh, that's the right spot. -You like that?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"-Hi! -[laughs]"
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"All right, thank you."
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"Mm!"
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"[laughing] Oh, oh, God."
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"Oh!"
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"-All right. -Whew."
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"That's the last box."
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"I am officially moved in."
Master of None
"You are, but, um,"
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"I kind of changed my mind, and I think you should leave,"
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"so can you pack your shit up and get out of here?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, it happens."
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"Well, good thing I'm already packed."
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"It'll make this easy."
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"Great. All right, see you later."
Master of None
"I guess you don't want that housewarming present"
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"that I got you."
Master of None
"What present?"
Master of None
"I love presents."
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"Can I have it, please?"
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"Can you move back in? Please, please?"
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"-Okay, sure, yeah. -Yeah!"
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"Ready?"
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"Ta-da!"
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"A pasta maker? I love it!"
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"Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,"
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"I thought you might enjoy making it, too."
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"I've always wanted to learn how to make fresh pasta,"
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"but I've been too lazy, thank you."
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"[sighs]"
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"Sorry about all the clothes on the floor."
Master of None
"That's all right. Don't worry about it."
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"Hey, my conference call got pushed."
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"I got a little extra time."
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"You want to go get breakfast?"
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"Um... yeah."
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"Or... we could just bone."
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"Ah!"
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"[both moaning]"
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"Hey, quick question."
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"Do you want to fuck me on that chair?"
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"Um, quick answer."
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"Yes, I do."
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"-Does that feel good? -Yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"[sighs]"
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"That was insane."
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"[both exhale]"
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"What if whenever I came, I was like this?"
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"[gasps and grunts]"
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"[laughs]"
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"That's all I did."
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"That's how cool guys fuck."
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"They're just like..."
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"[grunting]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[laughs]"
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"Um, what if, when I came, I was like-- I was like,"
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"[in a high-pitched voice] Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh... [softly] yeah..."
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"Oh, no, please."
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"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh... [softly] yeah..."
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"[laughing] God, no, no, no."
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"-Oh, yeah. -No, stop."
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"Stop fucking me."
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"Hey, Rachel."
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"You know we have hardwood floors?"
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"I just got a glimpse through all your clothes down here."
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"[sighs]"
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"Okay, I'll clean it up later."
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"It's all right."
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"I'm usually the clean person in a relationship, anyway."
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"Um..."
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"are you implying that I'm the dirty one"
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"in this relationship?"
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"I mean, if we got to pick, clearly, I'm the clean boo."
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"You're the dirty boo."
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"Oh, okay, well, clean boo, you left all the glasses"
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"and spilled Campari on the kitchen counter."
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"Is that a new clean boo move I don't understand?"
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