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Clips from Master of None - The Other Man (S01E01)
"What the fuck is CarMan? That sounds stupid."
Master of None
"Hello?"
Master of None
"Hello? Dev?"
Master of None
"It's Colin Salmon."
Master of None
"I need you to get over to the apartment right away."
Master of None
"I've got something really urgent."
Master of None
"So if you can get over as quickly as you can?"
Master of None
"Oh, okay, is this about CarMan?"
Master of None
"No, it's much more important than that."
Master of None
"All right, well, um... Uh, yeah, just text me your address."
Master of None
"I'll be right over."
Master of None
"See you soon."
Master of None
"What the fuck? Seems intense."
Master of None
"All right, you got these, right?"
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"- I'll be right back. - What?"
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"Well, actually, I'm not gonna come back."
Master of None
"I'm just gonna leave. But you got these, right?"
Master of None
"What the fuck? I guess."
Master of None
"I'll hit you back at some point."
Master of None
"You keep saying that."
Master of None
"Colin?"
Master of None
"Hey, Colin?"
Master of None
"Just let me finish this sonnet."
Master of None
"[inhales]"
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"[exhales]"
Master of None
"Dev, welcome."
Master of None
"Wow, this is an amazing apartment."
Master of None
"Yes, it is."
Master of None
"You're just in time."
Master of None
"I've got something very special to show you."
Master of None
"Holy shit!"
Master of None
"Did you make this?"
Master of None
"This is my passion project."
Master of None
"Not many people realize,"
Master of None
"but I'm an amateur toppler."
Master of None
"Would you like to initiate the domino effect?"
Master of None
"- Me? - Mm."
Master of None
"I mean, don't you want to knock them down?"
Master of None
"It must have taken you hours to set this up."
Master of None
"Weeks, actually."
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"But for me, the joy comes from setting it all up."
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"Here."
Master of None
"Take the pushing wand and begin the sequence."
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"[exciting orchestral music]"
Master of None
"♪ ♪"
Master of None
"That was for Shakespeare."
Master of None
"That was incredible."
Master of None
"Yes."
Master of None
"Well, thanks for coming over."
Master of None
"I'll see you on set."
Master of None
"Good night."
Master of None
"You know what I was thinking about the other day?"
Master of None
"There's a lot of entertainers on the subway, right?"
Master of None
"But where's the magicians?"
Master of None
"I feel like that guy could make a killing, you know."
Master of None
"Like, next stop, 42nd street."
Master of None
"And then he's like, "Nope, we're in Brooklyn.""
Master of None
"- [phone rings] - That's really interesting."
Master of None
"Sorry, do you mind if I take this?"
Master of None
"It's my friend Steve."
Master of None
"Oh, sure, yeah. Go ahead."
Master of None
"Hey there."
Master of None
"Hey."
Master of None
"It's Nina, remember?"
Master of None
"We had sex pretty recently."
Master of None
"I was amazing, and you were okay."
Master of None
"Hey, can you hush?"
Master of None
"We're in, like, a public place."
Master of None
"I'm here with somebody."
Master of None
"Oh, is she married too?"
Master of None
"- Is this your thing now? - No!"
Master of None
"Shut up!"
Master of None
"Is this a hot date?"
Master of None
"Yeah, maybe."
Master of None
"Come on, this is... This is not a date."
Master of None
"Why would you say that?"
Master of None
"Did you see what she was wearing?"
Master of None
"A hooded sweatshirt and New Balances?"
Master of None
"She just decided to keep it cas'."
Master of None
"That is not what girls wear"
Master of None
"when they want to have sex with a guy."
Master of None
"That's what they wear when they stay home and eat cookie dough."
Master of None
"Where'd you meet her?"
Master of None
"I met her on a very exclusive dating website."
Master of None
"You have to have at least one shared interest"
Master of None
"before you get matched up."
Master of None
"We both like movies."
Master of None
"Okay, well, that explains it."
Master of None
"Clearly, she's one of these girls"
Master of None
"who dates guys online for free food."
Master of None
"Damn, she did order two entrees."
Master of None
"Mark's flying out to LA tonight,"
Master of None
"so text me later."
Master of None
"Everything okay with Steve?"
Master of None
"Oh, yeah, he just had to tell me this super funny story."
Master of None
"Should we talk about movies?"
Master of None
"Um, wow, it's a really nice night."
Master of None
"Do you want to go grab a drink, maybe?"
Master of None
"Eh, I'm kind of tired."
Master of None
"I should probably put the sea bass in the fridge too."
Master of None
"Yeah."
Master of None
"Not to mention the short rib."
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"And the chicken and crepes."
Master of None
"I had a great time tonight."
Master of None
"We should get dinner again next week."
Master of None
"There's this amazing sushi place that I want to try."
Master of None
"Oh, all right, cool. That sounds good."
Master of None
"Um, all right, well, it was fun hanging out."
Master of None
"Yeah."
Master of None
"All right, bye."
Master of None
"Bye."
Master of None
"[sighs]"
Master of None
"Fuck it."
Master of None
"[door lock clicking]"
Master of None
"[whispering] Oh, shit."
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"- Oh, shit, it's Mark. Hide. - What?"
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"- He's gonna hurt me. - Fuck, hide now."
Master of None
"Behind the telescope?"
Master of None
"Shit!"
Master of None
"Just get in the closet and don't make a goddamn sound."
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