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Clips from Master of None - The Other Man (S01E01)

"Fuck."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, babe."
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"What are you doing home?"
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"Well, turns out my flight's not till tomorrow."
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"Greg the moron screwed up my itinerary."
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"[both screaming]"
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"No!"
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"No, you fucking don't!"
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"- Nina, who is this? - Calm down."
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"Mark, just calm down."
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"- Who the fuck is this? - I'm a contractor."
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"I'm just here to fix the closet."
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"I was just thinking about subletting the apartment."
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"He's a guy I was sleeping with, okay?"
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"I slept with this guy."
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"You're cheating on me with a little Indian guy?"
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"You didn't have to bring up my ethnicity or my size."
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"Wait a minute. I know you."
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"Wait. How do I know you?"
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"You cut in line in front of me at the ice cream store."
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"You remember that?"
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"What?"
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"So you fucked my wife?"
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"It was the last King Kong Banana Split!"
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"You didn't even eat it! You threw it in the trash!"
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"What is this ice cream thing?"
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"How the fuck can you do this to me?"
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"Oh, give me a fucking break, Mark."
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"Like you weren't gonna bang some intern as soon as you landed."
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"You know what? I can't do this."
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"I'm gonna leave, and this time, I'm leaving for good."
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"Why are you still here?"
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"You just said you were leaving."
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"I thought it might be awkward if we were"
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"in the elevator together."
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"Would you like to go first? Should I go first?"
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"Get the fuck out of my house!"
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"Okay, I'll go first! I'm sorry, bye!"
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"Forgot my pants."
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"_"
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"Personally, I think dryers are full of shit, man."
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"Like, the whole no-wrinkle setting?"
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"Please, come on. Explain it to me."
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"How is the heat different?"
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"Dude, everybody knows the no-wrinkle setting"
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"isn't a real thing."
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"You just get your shit out of there as soon as it's done."
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"Hurry up and fold it as soon as you can."
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"Otherwise, the clothes get used to being"
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"in the wrinkled position."
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"Yeah, but..."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What are you doing?"
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"That's Mark."
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"That's the dude whose wife I slept with."
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"Oh, I forgot you slept with that married woman."
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"[laughing] That was hilarious."
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"Dude, shut up!"
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"Did you really do that or just lie about it to impress me?"
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"Dev, is that you?"
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"Hey, man, I don't want any trouble."
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"- I'm getting... - Hey, look, we're cool."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"The Gellars said they're good for dinner tonight."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I... God, I don't know what to say."
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"I... I'm sorry."
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"I shouldn't have been involved with..."
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"Actually, that whole thing brought to light"
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"some deeper problems in our marriage"
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"that we never would've addressed had it not been for you."
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"[Mark] Yeah, I reevaluated my whole life."
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"I took a lower position at my firm."
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"We just went to Jamaica together."
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"It was amazing."
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"I have more time at home for myself now too."
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"Did you know I have an interest in woodworking?"
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"I didn't know that."
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"Now I have a fulfilling hobby."
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"I made Nina a table last week."
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"Felt so good."
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"It's a fantastic table."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"So you're not gonna beat me up or anything?"
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"No, no, man."
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"Look, I mean, what you did was ugly."
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"And we were being ugly to each other"
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"by cheating on each other."
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"Yeah."
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"And I'm not saying cheating's good by any means,"
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"but a marriage... is a beautiful thing"
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"that you make together."
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"And it has many parts, one of which is monogamy."
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"But the way we look at it, you don't just"
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"blow up the whole thing 'cause one part is broken."
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"You try to fix that part."
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"Like, if I had messed up one of the legs on the table I made for Nina,"
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"I wouldn't throw out the whole table."
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"I'd fix the leg."
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"Right, honey?"
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"Yeah. Look, it's not perfect."
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"But... it's real. It's life."
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