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Clips from Master of None - The Other Man (S01E01)

"Ooh, this is cool. This is the clean room."
Master of None
"It's where we shot the scene where the virus gets loose."
Master of None
"Okay."
Master of None
"Come on, Denise, get excited. This is movie magic, boo."
Master of None
"Fine, it's amazing, and I'm extremely jealous of you."
Master of None
"So what happened to you last night?"
Master of None
"You left before I did."
Master of None
"Oh, yeah."
Master of None
"A powerful redbone named Carla"
Master of None
"had a Denise experience last night."
Master of None
"What? What does that mean?"
Master of None
"It means I went to town on the puss."
Master of None
"She came, like, eight times in 30 minutes."
Master of None
"Then she tried to do the same thing to me,"
Master of None
"but she didn't know what she was doing,"
Master of None
"so I only came, like, three times."
Master of None
"It was adorable."
Master of None
"Wait. She came eight times in 30 minutes?"
Master of None
"Like, how is that even possible?"
Master of None
"Look, I don't have time"
Master of None
"to explain lesbian shit to you, okay?"
Master of None
"We come more than anyone."
Master of None
"Now, what happened to you last night?"
Master of None
"That food critic lady, Nina, took me home."
Master of None
"Wait. Nina? She's married."
Master of None
"Man, that's ratch."
Master of None
"No, no, no, I'm not ratch. I didn't do anything."
Master of None
"I didn't know she was married."
Master of None
"I left as soon as I found out."
Master of None
"You know, that would've been fucked up."
Master of None
"Uh, yeah, it is."
Master of None
"Well, unless they have one of those open marriages."
Master of None
"You know, like, a Will and Jada situation."
Master of None
"No, there's no arrangement as far as I know."
Master of None
"But she did seem, like, super chill about it, you know?"
Master of None
"I mean, between us, like, if it was purely a sexual thing,"
Master of None
"would that be so fucked up to do?"
Master of None
"Like, I'm not trying to start a family with her or something."
Master of None
"Well, you didn't see any photos of any cute white kids"
Master of None
"sitting around, did you?"
Master of None
"Um, yeah."
Master of None
"There was photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas"
Master of None
"in his prime all over the place."
Master of None
"No! No kids."
Master of None
"Well, if that's the case,"
Master of None
"you're free to enter the puss."
Master of None
"Mm, that's still a pretty risky puss to enter, though."
Master of None
"Like, I don't want to end up like that dude in Unfaithful."
Master of None
"You know, the husband,"
Master of None
"the Richard Gere of the situation,"
Master of None
"starts getting suspicious."
Master of None
"He hires a photographer to follow around his wife."
Master of None
"Next thing you know, he's looking"
Master of None
"at a bunch of photos of me and her, just like,"
Master of None
"uh, uh, uh, uh, uh."
Master of None
"Then he's like, "All right, there he is."
Master of None
"That's the guy!""
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"Next thing you know, he's beating me to death"
Master of None
"with a snow globe, rolling my body up in a rug,"
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"and tossing me in a landfill."
Master of None
"Unfaithful's dope."
Master of None
"What, you've seen it? I just told you the whole plot."
Master of None
"Why didn't you stop me?"
Master of None
"I was feeling the recap."
Master of None
"Oh, thanks."
Master of None
"Here's the other thing: everyone cheats."
Master of None
"Look at that guy."
Master of None
"He's all old and beaten down."
Master of None
"He's definitely cheated on his wife."
Master of None
"Or had his wife cheat on him."
Master of None
"More likely the second scenario."
Master of None
"No way, you're totally wrong."
Master of None
"That's my buddy Benjamin."
Master of None
"He loves his wife. Hey, Benjamin!"
Master of None
"This is my buddy Denise. She's visiting the set."
Master of None
"Oh, hey."
Master of None
"Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
Master of None
"Hey, take it easy, Denise."
Master of None
"No, that's all right. It's a great question."
Master of None
"Definitely thought about it."
Master of None
"Everyone's thought about it."
Master of None
"Well..."
Master of None
"there was this one time, all right?"
Master of None
"It was this camera operator in Winnipeg."
Master of None
"Small crew, spent a lot of time together with her on set."
Master of None
"Tension was definitely starting to build."
Master of None
"Then one night, it was just the two of us"
Master of None
"at this shitty hotel bar."
Master of None
"And there was karaoke involved."
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"And I could tell she wanted me to make a move."
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"Right at the brink of me making that decision..."
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"What happened?"
Master of None
"I went into my room."
Master of None
"Jerked off. Fell asleep."
Master of None
"The twist."
Master of None
"That's what you got to do in that scenario, right?"
Master of None
"It's 100% success rate in terms of you"
Master of None
"not wanting to have sex anymore after you jerk off."
Master of None
"But what about all your cuddles"
Master of None
"and your critically acclaimed dramas?"
Master of None
"I thought you had a rock solid thing."
Master of None
"I mean, I love all that stuff, all right?"
Master of None
"But I've been... I've been with my wife for so long, you know?"
Master of None
"What's the longest you've ever been with anybody?"
Master of None
"Two years."
Master of None
"I've been with my wife 23 years."
Master of None
"That's 20 more years, right?"
Master of None
"We've had sex a lot."
Master of None
"Like, in the thousands. Like, in the deep thousands."
Master of None
"And we've had every version of sex, right?"
Master of None
"Time and time again, different versions of sex."
Master of None
"We've covered it all."
Master of None
"We have no more ideas left."
Master of None
"There you go."
Master of None
"Why are you asking me all this stuff anyway?"
Master of None
"Some married lady wants to have sex with Dev."
Master of None
"[laughs] With Dev?"
Master of None
"That's great."
Master of None
"You gonna do it?"
Master of None
"I don't know."
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