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Clips from Master of None - The Other Man (S01E01)

"- I see you. - Thank you so much."
Master of None
"Who is this?"
Master of None
"I don't know this dude."
Master of None
"Come on, let's get a drink."
Master of None
"[mouthing words]"
Master of None
"Um, excuse me."
Master of None
"Hey, Vineet, it's Nina. So good to see you."
Master of None
"No, wrong Indian guy. I'm not Vineet."
Master of None
"No, I know, I'm trying to get rid of this weirdo over there."
Master of None
"Just pretend you're talking to me for a little bit."
Master of None
"Oh, okay."
Master of None
"Um, do I need to get in character as Vineet,"
Master of None
"or can I be myself?"
Master of None
"No, you can... You can be yourself."
Master of None
"What if I want to be a different Indian guy"
Master of None
"named Darwish who sells tractors?"
Master of None
"Okay, Darwish. How's the tractor business?"
Master of None
"[sighs] Not good."
Master of None
"So far, I've sold, mm, zero tractors."
Master of None
"- Oh, no. - Yeah."
Master of None
"Apparently there's no farmland in Manhattan."
Master of None
"It was... It was a bad place to set up shop."
Master of None
"I'm Dev."
Master of None
"Hey, I'm Nina Stanton, the food critic."
Master of None
"What?"
Master of None
"Is that job as ridiculously awesome and easy as it sounds?"
Master of None
"What's the best restaurant you've been to recently?"
Master of None
"- Dirty French. - What was your favorite dish?"
Master of None
"Uh, the chicken and crepes."
Master of None
"Write that shit down. You just wrote a review."
Master of None
"Whoa."
Master of None
"So when you make a reservation at a restaurant,"
Master of None
"do you use an alias, or do you use your real name?"
Master of None
"Well, people know my face at this point, but yeah,"
Master of None
"whenever I make a res, I have to use a fake name."
Master of None
"Yeah, see, this is why I'd be a good critic."
Master of None
"I got so many aliases."
Master of None
"Um, Bartholomew Cubbins,"
Master of None
"um, Yahweh Manchester,"
Master of None
"uh, and my favorite: just Essence."
Master of None
"Ooh, see, you're a natural."
Master of None
"If I ever need an apprentice, I'll hit you up."
Master of None
"Ooh, I'm down."
Master of None
"You want to work under me?"
Master of None
"Whoa! Uh, that's pretty forward."
Master of None
"Yes, sure."
Master of None
"Mm."
Master of None
"- Mmm. - [choked groan]"
Master of None
"This is cool. You're cool."
Master of None
"Has anyone ever told you your makeout game's on fleek?"
Master of None
"Hey, um, do you want some weed?"
Master of None
"It's Purple Pineapple."
Master of None
"I always smoke it before I have sex."
Master of None
"Oh, shit! You're smoking it now!"
Master of None
"This is so cool."
Master of None
"This is awesome."
Master of None
"I like all of this."
Master of None
"Nina, you are so cool."
Master of None
"I just like your whole vibe."
Master of None
"I don't even know..."
Master of None
"This is, like, the coolest thing"
Master of None
"that's ever happened to me."
Master of None
"Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how cool this is?"
Master of None
"[clears throat]"
Master of None
"What?"
Master of None
"You have, like, a sick-ass apartment too?"
Master of None
"This is crazy."
Master of None
"Am I in a lucid dream right now?"
Master of None
"Am I, like, Vanilla Sky-ing myself right now?"
Master of None
"Um, I'm gonna have some wine. Do you want some wine?"
Master of None
"Yeah."
Master of None
"Pfft! Look at this view!"
Master of None
"What, do you get, like, $1 million"
Master of None
"per restaurant review?"
Master of None
"Yeah, around that."
Master of None
"The uni with wasabi snow, while conceptually ambitious,"
Master of None
"was a disappointment."
Master of None
"$1 million. Boom!"
Master of None
"[laughs]"
Master of None
"[R&B music]"
Master of None
"♪ ♪"
Master of None
"Do you have a condom?"
Master of None
"Uh, yeah, I do."
Master of None
"Hey, wha..."
Master of None
"Um, who's that guy that's at the beach?"
Master of None
"Oh, that's my brother."
Master of None
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Master of None
"Wh-wh-why does it look like"
Master of None
"you're getting married to your brother in that photo?"
Master of None
"Okay, I'm married."
Master of None
"- Aw, fuck! Come on! - No."
Master of None
"I knew this was too good to be true."
Master of None
"Nina, no."
Master of None
"[stammers] I can't do this."
Master of None
"No, it's fine. It's fine."
Master of None
"No, no..."
Master of None
"I don't want your husband to murder me."
Master of None
"Or I can't be, like, some home wrecker person."
Master of None
"No, no, no, you're not cheating."
Master of None
"I mean, my marriage is my business."
Master of None
"If I'm okay with this,"
Master of None
"you don't have to worry about it."
Master of None
"[groans]"
Master of None
"I mean..."
Master of None
"I kind of want to do this, but..."
Master of None
"No, I can't. It's not a good idea."
Master of None
"Do you care about the environment?"
Master of None
"My husband's company is the number one polluter"
Master of None
"of the Hudson River."
Master of None
"He is personally responsible for the death"
Master of None
"of thousands of local ducks."
Master of None
"So if you care about our country's lakes and rivers,"
Master of None
"we should totally have sex right now."
Master of None
"Nina, you're very attractive."
Master of None
"And I feel horrible about those ducks, but..."
Master of None
"I think I should get the fuck out of here."
Master of None
"All right."
Master of None
"I'm putting my number in your phone."
Master of None
"And when you change your mind, text me."
Master of None
"Wow, you are so confident."
Master of None
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