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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - On with the Show (S07E07)

"Well,"
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"you're givin' her a run for her money."
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"Okay, I gotta go."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I was about to make sandwiches in the shape of x-wing fighters."
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"Uh,"
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"no, really. Well-- no, I gotta go."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"I'm throwin' out all my comic books."
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"I saw my future today and..."
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"well, it's living with its mother."
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"Yeah, well, I saw my future and it sweats."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Hold on."
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"You sweat?"
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"Uh, would you happen to have a picture, some"
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"tape of this that I could laugh at?"
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"Eric, I tried to have my own tv show,"
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"and I failed."
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"My life is over. I'm not good enough to be on tv."
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"No, jackie..."
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"okay, come on."
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"You're good-looking,"
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"you're incredibly superficial and you lie constantly."
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"I think you're perfect for tv."
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"Do you really think so?"
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"Yeah."
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"I mean..."
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"jeez, look, at least you're doing something with your life."
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"I have wasted an entire year."
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"Eric, let me stop you right there,"
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"okay? Since you were kind enough to cheer me up when my spirits were low,"
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"I'm gonna go. Thanks!"
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"Hey, forman, let me ask you a question."
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"What do you think about me and jackie?"
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"Well, man, you know what I think."
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"I think that jackie is evil incarnate."
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"I think that if you were to cut off one of her hands, it would"
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"probably grow back into another jackie."
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"Look, before jackie,"
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"you were just some pissed-off guy in my basement."
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"But with her..."
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"I mean, you seemed happy, man."
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"Hey, I was never happy."
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"I was just less pissed off."
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"Hyde..."
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"I lied to you when I told you that I was away on business."
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"No."
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"yes."
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"And I know what jackie wanted to tell you."
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"She still loves you."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. She said she was wrong and that she wanted you back."
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"She was vulnerable,"
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"so I tried to french her."
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"But no-go."
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"Shouldn't jackie be here by now?"
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"Yeah. She's supposed to go on in, like, a minute."
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"I don't think she's gonna show up."
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"What?"
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"No! But we were gonna do this whole segment on sluts."
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"And I was gonna be the slut expert."
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"That's the only kind of expert I'm ever gonna be!"
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"Hey. Jackie, I can't believe you showed up."
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"I can't believe i showed up."
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"What am I doing with my life?"
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"Okay, come on, people. We got a show to do."
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"okay. In 3..."
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"hi,"
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"I'm jackie burkhart, and here's all the news you need to know."
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"This just in-- slacks are out."
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"So, ladies, shave those legs and put on a skirt!"
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"Up next,"
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"senior correspondent michael kelso joins me for a very exciting segment I like to call"
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""slut"
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"or not.""
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"Michael, welcome."
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"Hi, jackie."
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"Ladies."
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"Okay, let's get started."
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"Marcy cavanaugh."
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"Slut."
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"Susie rice."
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"Slut."
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"Hey, could you zoom out a sec?"
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"Ooh, jenny keene."
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"Partly slutty with a chance of severe sluttiness."
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"Angie, what the hell?!"
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"Burn?"
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"Burn!"
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"Well,"
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"there you have it, america-- your first televised burn."
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"Up next,a hard-hitting segment called "girls with moustaches.""
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"Don't touch that dial, sherry papadakis!"
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"Hey, man, is jackie around?"
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"Hey."
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"Yeah, but I thought you weren't talking to her."
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"you're gonna make up with her, aren't you?"
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"Oh, you're gonna tell herthat you love her!"
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"And your little sunglasses are gonna get all fogged up."
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"Jackie, there's someone here to see you."
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"Hey."
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"Uh, I thought maybe we would talk for a minute."
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"Is it about my show?"
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"'Cause it was awesome! Steven,"
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"I went on and I did great, and I did it on my own!"
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"I mean, I've never been more proud of myself in my entire life."
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"I'm gonna do great on my own."
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"I'm sorry. What did you want to talk to me about?"
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"Well,"
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"um..."
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"I just wanted to say congratulations on your show."
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"- Thank you. - Yeah."
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"Did you see michael with his pants down?"
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"No."
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"But I don't need a tv to see that."
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"Bye."
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"and welcome to the full half-hour of "slut or not.""
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"I've got a phone book here and a wealth of experience with fooling around,"
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"so let's get started."
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