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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - On with the Show (S07E07)

"hey, fez, you know what was awesome?"
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"That time you rode that tree."
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"How did he ride a tree?"
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"Oh, he climbed it, kelso cut it down."
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"You guys have a million stories"
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"and you know each other so well. It's like you have your own language."
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"I don't even understand half the things you say."
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"If you understand anything that fez says, you're the only one. Burn!"
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"Oh, kelso can't understand me? Now I know how it feels to be a book. Ah-burn!"
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"See? Man, I wanna burn somebody so I can be part of the gang."
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"This gang?"
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"Angie, the only reason this gang formed was because no one would let us into their gang."
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"We're like the chess club,"
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"but better looking and..."
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"dumber."
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"Hey."
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"Hey. Um,"
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"so was there somethin' you wanted to say to me the other day at the record store?"
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"Oh, yeah. I wanted to talk to you about..."
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"Abba."
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"Abba?"
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"No, you said you wanted to talk about us."
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"Right."
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"Our feelings about abba."
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"You know what?"
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"Good. Great. Believe me, I don't wanna talk about us, either."
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"Come on, angie. We were supposed to open the record store,"
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"oh, about seven hours ago."
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"You told me you wanted to tell hyde that you still love him and you wanted him back."
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"Yeah, well, it's obvious he doesn't want me back."
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"So you better not tell him what I said, or I'll be humiliated."
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"My lips are a seal's."
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"Don't you mean that your lips are sealed?"
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"I'm not hearing the difference."
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"Great. Anyways, you guys, I have huge news."
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"You know how point place cable has that public access channel?"
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"Yeah! Donna, didn't your dad do, like, a belly dancing show there?"
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"He guest-hosted. Shut up."
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"Anyways,"
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"I'm gonna have my own show!"
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"Just like mary tyler moore."
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"Oh, except I won't stop for commercials 'cause no one really wants to take a break from me."
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"I don't know. That week you were in florida-- that was a nice, quiet week."
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"Have you been in bed all day?"
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"Yeah, I have."
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"I've been reading the jack kerouac classic "on the road.""
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"See, as I see it,"
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"why get out of bed"
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"when you can read about people who got outta bed?"
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"You have got to be the laziest non-communist I've ever met."
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"And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote."
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"It's called "on the road to in your ass.""
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"Okay, now, red, please, let's"
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"hold off on the cursing until happy hour."
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"This year-off crap better come to an end"
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"or I'm gonna put you in a box"
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"and mail ya to the marines."
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"Oh, don't worry, honey."
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"Your father's too cheap to mail something that heavy."
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"He just wants you to have some direction, and so do I."
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"And you are in luck because I got the new issue of "cosmo.""
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"Oh. Well, I'm just not sure I need seven new ways to please my man."
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"No."
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"No. Honey,"
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"it's a job aptitude test. Okay,"
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"question number one--"
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""do you consider yourself creative?""
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"- Well-- - yes!"
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"You were a little wiz at macaroni art."
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""Do you prefer to work alone or with others?""
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"- Alone. - Nope."
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"You love people."
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"Okay, question three -- "do you...""
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"well, that's easy."
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"Look, mom, I'm happy just enjoying my world."
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"I'm like an explorer I'm exactly like christopher columbus,"
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"except, you know, I've"
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"I've been incredibly distracted by television."
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"Okay! All done."
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"Now, according to your answers..."
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"you should be a nurse!"
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"okay, fez, since you're helping me with set dressing,"
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"I want the set to reflect my sparkling personality."
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"I want it to say "jackie.""
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"Okay, let me see. Maybe some glitter, a disco ball..."
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"uh-huh. I want a big sign that says "jackie.""
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"I hate this room."
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"It reminds me of my dad dancing around half-naked with finger cymbals."
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"Well, my show is gonna be a news show"
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"all-nude or just topless?"
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"Not nude-- news!"
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"I'm not hearing the difference."
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"Jackie, how are you gonna tell people the news if you don't know any news?"
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"I know all the news that's really important, like"
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"who's got a new car, what store is having a sale on leggings"
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"and, uh,"
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"and if there'll ever be peace in the middle-east."
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"who am I kidding? No one cares about China."
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"Hey, Eric, can I have some of your fries?"
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"Sure."
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"Well, I don't want any. Burn!"
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"I think you're confusing a burn with just talking."
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"Eric, can I have some fries?"
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"yeah, help yourself."
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"Burn!"
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"Yeah, um, I knew you were gonna do that so I spit in 'em. Burn!"
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"Totally."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
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"You ate his spit! Burn!"
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"Uh, that's a piggyback burn. We don't do that."
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"Come on Angie."
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"You've gotta do inventory in the store room"
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"and I gotta go sleep behind a box."
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"Man, you want to, uh, catch a movie or something?"
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"Nah. I gotta go down to the police academy."
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"They're gonna teach me what prisoners feel like."
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"Guys are gonna handcuff me to a flagpole for a few hours."
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"It's not in the curriculum, but they say it's required."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"I'm sorry, are you reading the new "mighty spectaculus"?"
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