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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"Oh! Would you look at that?"
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"- What? What do they say? - I think... Now, I can't be certain,"
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"but I think they're saying you should leave Gerry."
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"I could have told you that years ago, and I'm not psychic."
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"Okay."
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"Look, I've yet to hear anybody say anything"
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"to convince me that bringing that lad across the border with us is a good idea."
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"Shit, he's coming."
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"I really didn't wanna have to do this."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Get down! Everybody get down!"
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"- Is there something wrong with her? - Stop that, Erin."
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"Sorry, Emmett. You were saying?"
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"Didn't wanna put you in this position."
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"But I can't stress the seriousness of my situation."
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"- Anything else? - Oh, do you know what?"
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"- I wouldn't mind a knickerbocker glory. - Right."
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"- You need to help me out here. - We do that and we're breaking the law."
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"You recognize the legal system of a brutal, imperialistic oppressor, do you?"
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"If they can put me in jail for 20 years, then, yes, Emmett. Yes, I do."
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"Listen, listen. Have you killed anyone, son?"
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"No. Well, at least not directly."
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"Well, there you go. So that settles it."
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"I don't think that does settle it, actually, Joe."
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"You know what's wrong with you, Gerry?"
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"- You're an awful wuss. - I'm not a wuss."
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"- You're afraid of your own shadow. - No, I'm not."
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"Well, then grow a set of balls and help the fella out."
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"I have a set of balls, thank you very much."
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"- Oh, seriously, Daddy. - You're even afraid of that wee girl."
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"- What wee girl? - That waitress."
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"You wanted a cup of tea."
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"She brought you a Coke and you just sat there and said sweet Fanny Adams."
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"Your granda said "fanny"."
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"Well, that's because I like Coke."
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"- Her customer service is shocking as well. - Aye, desperate."
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"- Someone should say something. - Aye, Gerry!"
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"Gerry should say something."
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"I will. No problem."
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"I'll say something."
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me, please."
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"What?"
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"Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I, um..."
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"I ordered a tea. You brought me a Coke, and that's not acceptable."
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"- But you drank the Coke. - That's not the point."
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"And your service has been nothing short of appalling. Your attitude is worse."
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"It's simply not good enough."
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"I'll, uh..."
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"I'll bring you a tea."
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"You do that."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I got a bit of bad news today."
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"I haven't really been able to focus."
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"I've been a bit distracted, maybe."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- I'll just... - No, no, no."
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"Ignore all that."
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"I'll bring your tea right away, sir."
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"Well, there was absolutely no need for that."
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"- Jesus, Gerry. - Harsh."
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"- Awful. - Poor girl."
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"I can't believe you did that, Daddy."
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"I..."
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"You asked me to."
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"How could I have known?"
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"And would you all just stop looking at me?"
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"Fine."
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"Fine."
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"Do you know what? Fine."
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"I've had it with the lot of you."
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"And just for the record back there, I was being an Australian tourist, okay?"
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"Australian. And I happen to think that my accent was flawless."
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""Excuse me, mate. Can you help us get out of here?""
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"Flawless!"
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"Okay."
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"We have to decide what to do here, one way or another."
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"- Let's just vote. - Leave him!"
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"I vote we run away and leave him."
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"I vote we take him, for better or worse and all that."
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"I vote we take him."
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"- Me too. - I can't decide."
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"I decided, but I'm afraid to say what I've decided."
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"Why don't we just toss a coin?"
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"Interesting..."
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"So, heads, the wee RA man comes with us."
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"- Tails, we leave him. - Mmm."
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"- Aye. Ready? - Go on, then."
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"- What is that, a fish? - A dolphin, is it?"
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"It sort of looks like Moby Dick, actually."
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"- Ah, shite I used a punt, didn't I? - What's on the other side?"
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"- A harp. - So harp must be the head"
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"- and fish must be the tail? - Oh, that makes sense."
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"Yeah, because fish have tails."
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"- Just do it again with real money? - This is real money, Sarah."
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"- You know what I mean, normal money. - All right. Who has ten pence?"
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"It was him."
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"The mural on our house, the spray paint, it was Emmett."
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"- I can prove it. - Sly wee bastard."
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"- You bloody tout. - Where is Emmett?"
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"There he is."
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"♪ Yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"Is that Jim's tent?"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah ♪"
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"♪ All right ♪"
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"What's he doing?"
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"♪ What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man ♪"
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"♪ Say it again now ♪"
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"♪ What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man ♪"
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"♪ He's a mighty, mighty good man ♪"
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"I told you to look after that tent."
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"No, you didn't. You told him to look after it."
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"Aye, blame the wain, big man."
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"Jesus."
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"Jim's second-best tent."
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"How am I gonna break it to him?"
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"♪ My man gives real loving That's why I call him "killer" ♪"
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"♪ He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am He's a thriller ♪"
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"♪ He takes his time And does everything right ♪"
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