Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"That was a greyhound, Orla."
Derry Girls
"I know what I saw."
Derry Girls
"Gave you the Intrepid, did he?"
Derry Girls
"That's his second-best tent, you know."
Derry Girls
"Tell you what, son."
Derry Girls
"I'm putting you in charge of it, okay?"
Derry Girls
"Oh, please don't. Please, don't put me in charge of it."
Derry Girls
"You'll be all right."
Derry Girls
"Right, there's too many of us for one car. Some of you'll have to go with my da."
Derry Girls
"Can I? Can I?"
Derry Girls
"'Cause Joe drives really fast."
Derry Girls
"He, like, runs through red lights and takes corners on two wheels. It is class!"
Derry Girls
"It really is."
Derry Girls
"I think I'll hop in with Mr. Quinn, if that's okay."
Derry Girls
"Me too."
Derry Girls
"I'll go with me da. He lets me smoke."
Derry Girls
"You're coming? What about the grave danger we're putting ourselves in?"
Derry Girls
"It's a concern, but so is the fact I have nothing in for me Sunday dinner, so..."
Derry Girls
"All right, Joe, if you just follow me."
Derry Girls
"Now, why should I follow you?"
Derry Girls
"- I've got the map. - Aye."
Derry Girls
"- Well, now I have the map. - Ach, Da."
Derry Girls
"Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today."
Derry Girls
"There are so many roadblocks up."
Derry Girls
"There are so many diversions and, you know, I drive for a living."
Derry Girls
"He says this like it's something to be proud of."
Derry Girls
"Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly"
Derry Girls
"and as quietly as possible."
Derry Girls
"You know what age I am, boy?"
Derry Girls
"You know how many of these parades I've lived through?"
Derry Girls
"You think I don't realize how quickly a situation can turn?"
Derry Girls
"Do you think I'd do anything to put my family at risk?"
Derry Girls
"No, of course not. I'm sorry."
Derry Girls
"Aye."
Derry Girls
"What are you looking at, you tangerine toe?"
Derry Girls
"Okay, Granda."
Derry Girls
"I think what's happened here is, now correct me if I'm wrong,"
Derry Girls
"but I think your father has just driven through a police barricade."
Derry Girls
"Well, it's done now."
Derry Girls
"Oh, that's true. It's probably not even that big a deal,"
Derry Girls
"if you ignore the fact that Orangemen are circling us"
Derry Girls
"as though we're their fucking prey."
Derry Girls
"It'll be grand."
Derry Girls
"I'm starting to understand how Moby Dick must feel."
Derry Girls
"Christ, I'm sweating here."
Derry Girls
"You lot tell me where I can and can't go in my own town?"
Derry Girls
"Orange bastards!"
Derry Girls
"Sure, didn't I predict this?"
Derry Girls
"No, you didn't."
Derry Girls
"I said this trip would place us in grave danger, Erin."
Derry Girls
"Those were my very words."
Derry Girls
"This isn't grave danger."
Derry Girls
"Oh, look. That cop is pointing his gun at us."
Derry Girls
"I mean, it's not ideal, but this is more of a pickle."
Derry Girls
"It's a pickle, isn't it, Granda? It's just a pickle."
Derry Girls
"Assholes!"
Derry Girls
"Okay, then."
Derry Girls
"- So, would you do me a reading, Sarah? - I would, surely, love."
Derry Girls
"Grow up, Michelle."
Derry Girls
"Deck of cards can't actually predict your future."
Derry Girls
"It's ridiculous. It's medieval."
Derry Girls
"Shower of shites!"
Derry Girls
"They really don't look that happy, do they?"
Derry Girls
"Why don't we explain it was an accident, that we don't want any trouble?"
Derry Girls
"- I'm not going out there. - Send one of the wains."
Derry Girls
"- What? - What?"
Derry Girls
"Well, the wee fella's English. They might respect that."
Derry Girls
"- I think they would respect that. - Away you go, son."
Derry Girls
"- You're not serious. - It'll be grand."
Derry Girls
"Underneath it all, I'm sure they're reasonable enough people."
Derry Girls
"Absolutely no chance."
Derry Girls
"And how soon am I gonna meet this fella?"
Derry Girls
"Dead soon. Really soon."
Derry Girls
"And answer me this. Is he a ride?"
Derry Girls
"Oh, God, aye."
Derry Girls
"Is it just a casual thing, or are we talking a keeper here?"
Derry Girls
"I'm thinking marriage."
Derry Girls
"- Holy fuck. - Catch yourself on."
Derry Girls
"To think, I could be staring at him right now."
Derry Girls
"You can't marry an Orangeman, Michelle."
Derry Girls
"That's a pity, 'cause I think there's something really sexy"
Derry Girls
"about the fact that they hate us so much."
Derry Girls
"♪ Holiday ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ Celebrate ♪"
Derry Girls
"I hope your father appreciates the fact that I was the one"
Derry Girls
"- who got us out of that mess. - He won't."
Derry Girls
"Nobody back there actually believed you were a Japanese tourist, Gerry."
Derry Girls
"They all thought you were a nutcase. They took pity on you."
Derry Girls
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dear God, no."
Derry Girls
"- What's wrong? - I can't find my purse."
Derry Girls
"- I can see your purse right there. - No, that's my sterling purse."
Derry Girls
"I'm talking about my punt purse. I can't find my punt purse, Gerry."
Derry Girls
"Blessed Saint Anthony, the grace of God has made you"
Derry Girls
"the patron saint of all things lost and stolen."
Derry Girls
"I turn to you this day with childlike love and deep confidence..."
Derry Girls
"- Look, Mary, calm down... - Calm down, Gerry?"
Derry Girls
"We have no punts."
Derry Girls
"We can't go to the Free State without punts."
Derry Girls
"We're puntless. We haven't a punt between us."
Derry Girls
"Oh, God, I think... I think I'm having a panic attack."
Derry Girls
"- Oh, stupid punts. - Over this?"
Derry Girls
"So what happened back there was totally fine, but this"
Derry Girls
"- is worth having a panic attack about? - You have to turn around."
Derry Girls
"There is more chance of me"
Derry Girls
"eloping with your father to a flip-flop shop in Hawaii..."
Derry Girls
"Look, okay, fine, but that means we won't be able to buy anything,"
Derry Girls
"which means we'll have no food, which means we'll all starve to death."
Derry Girls
"So, you know, on your head be it, Gerry. Oh, actually, do you know what?"
Derry Girls
"I think I put it in the suitcase."
Derry Girls
"False alarm there, Saint Anthony. Sorry for troubling you."
Derry Girls
"♪ It would be ♪"
Derry Girls
"♪ It would be so nice ♪"
Derry Girls
"What's this prick up to now?"
Derry Girls
"What the hell were you playing at back there, "Kemosabe"?"
Derry Girls
"That's actually a Native American term."
Derry Girls
"- Who were you meant to be? - Japanese."
Derry Girls
"I didn't think you get much Japanese tourism in Derry, do you?"
Derry Girls
"Aye, 'cause that's why it wasn't believable, dickweed."
Derry Girls
"- What's going on? Why have we stopped? - Punt purse is in the suitcase."
Derry Girls
"Punts are such a pain in the ass. Why can't they just use sterling?"
Derry Girls
Show more clips