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Clips from Lucifer - A Little Harmless Stalking (S05E05)

"I just assumed."
Lucifer
"Now, if you will excuse me, I have clients to tend to."
Lucifer
"-[Lucifer sighs] -[huffs]"
Lucifer
"Really, darling, I can pick anything?"
Lucifer
"Oh, absolutely, darling. Van Gogh ahead."
Lucifer
"[Linda chuckles]"
Lucifer
"-[gasping] -[Lucifer] Oh! Oh!"
Lucifer
"Yes! That would look exquisite next to your vanity, sweetie."
Lucifer
"Oh, the colors are so…"
Lucifer
"colorful. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"[Jamie] Good eye."
Lucifer
"The artist chose a vibrant palette"
Lucifer
"to express the complexity of the couple's emotion."
Lucifer
"Or maybe it's not complex at all."
Lucifer
"I bet there's nothing but bliss between these two."
Lucifer
"No matter how much my dear Linda insists on over-analyzing."
Lucifer
"The only thing I'm getting is that she's worried about her daughter,"
Lucifer
"and that he keeps making everything about himself."
Lucifer
"What a bold and…"
Lucifer
"oddly specific interpretation."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer hesitates]"
Lucifer
"-That is what I love about art. -[Linda gasps]"
Lucifer
"It is so subjective."
Lucifer
"-Isn't it? [chuckles] -Yeah."
Lucifer
"-I will give you a few to ponder over it. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"What are we doing?"
Lucifer
"Clearly Jamie is running an art theft operation."
Lucifer
"-Doesn't mean she killed Sterling. -She didn't."
Lucifer
"Clive did."
Lucifer
"He's her muscle. Don't you see? I mean-- [exhales]"
Lucifer
"He and Jamie must have strong-armed Adriana into their crime scheme,"
Lucifer
"using her to gain access into high-end houses with valuable art."
Lucifer
"Perhaps, but without any proof, we don't have any leverage,"
Lucifer
"so let's just leave it to the professionals, shall we? [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"[Jamie] So?"
Lucifer
"Is the lovely couple interested in the lovely couple?"
Lucifer
"-[both laugh] -Well, actually, uh…"
Lucifer
"we were wondering if you had something a tad more exclusive?"
Lucifer
"We understand you have a talent for acquiring art that is…"
Lucifer
"[softly] …otherwise engaged."
Lucifer
"Hmm. I see. And, uh, what is it that you are in the market for?"
Lucifer
"-Matisse. -Monet."
Lucifer
"Well, either is fine."
Lucifer
"We collect impressionists that start with the letter "M," don't we?"
Lucifer
"As long as they're unattainable, elusive, prohibitive, beyond reach."
Lucifer
"I usually only work with direct referrals."
Lucifer
"Well, I can assure you we are very reliable clients."
Lucifer
"I always like to put my Monet where my mouth is. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Actually, you know what? I think we'll take the happy couple too."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Okay, then."
Lucifer
"Victor at the front desk will take care of the details for this one, and…"
Lucifer
"I'll be in touch about the impressionists."
Lucifer
"Lovely."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"For you, Detective. Call it an impulse buy."
Lucifer
"Thank you. Never got a present from a sting before."
Lucifer
"You're very welcome."
Lucifer
"Sting? How was that a sting?"
Lucifer
"We got diddly squat. Why aren't you mad that we went rogue?"
Lucifer
"-Because we didn't. -[Linda] Huh?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer secretly called me when you went into the gallery. I heard the whole thing."
Lucifer
"The detective listened in whilst we charmed Jamie."
Lucifer
"Well, I charmed. You babbled mostly."
Lucifer
"Okay, then you know about the fake floral van and the stolen canvas?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. I had a feeling your knowledge of the case would come in handy."
Lucifer
"Okay, then you agree."
Lucifer
"Clive's the killer, and my daughter is innocent."
Lucifer
"Yes, except why would Adriana take the fall for Clive"
Lucifer
"if she wasn't involved somehow?"
Lucifer
"Because Ice Queen Jamie must have been threatening her."
Lucifer
"Didn't you see how intimidating she is?"
Lucifer
"Bet she could crack a nut with a Kegel."
Lucifer
"That's why I needed Lucifer to crack her."
Lucifer
"Doctor, what did I tell you about leaving it to the pros?"
Lucifer
"The plan is already in motion. Right, Detective?"
Lucifer
"Yes, I called in a phone tap warrant after you baited her."
Lucifer
"Now all we need to do is wait for Jamie to call Clive,"
Lucifer
"task him with the search of our Monet."
Lucifer
"Uh-huh. Ping his cell, bring him in, now with leverage."
Lucifer
"-If Adriana won't tell us what's going on… -Maybe Clive will."
Lucifer
"[both chuckle]"
Lucifer
"See, Doctor? Perfect match."
Lucifer
"[both chuckle]"
Lucifer
"Ahh, Charlie."
Lucifer
"[sniffs, groans]"
Lucifer
"[chuckles] Hey."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"Everything go okay?"
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah. Totes."
Lucifer
"It was so much fun."
Lucifer
"And you know I absolutely adore Charlie,"
Lucifer
"but, uh, I will say, I don't know how you guys do this all day,"
Lucifer
"every day, like, every day."
Lucifer
"Yeah. It gets easier with practice."
Lucifer
"And, you know, I…"
Lucifer
"-I actually really enjoy the nitty-gritty. -Hmm."
Lucifer
"The day-to-day, the magical stuff. It…"
Lucifer
"I don't know, it happens in the small moments, you know?"
Lucifer
"Well, that was cheesy. I'm sorry, I, uh… [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"No, you know what? I-- I totally get it."
Lucifer
"God is in the details."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Speaking of God…"
Lucifer
"-Can I ask you something? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"Is there anything that you would change about him, you know,"
Lucifer
"if you could?"
Lucifer
"-Change? About God? -Hmm."
Lucifer
"No. I mean, that's the whole point of faith."
Lucifer
"Acceptance."
Lucifer
"Right, but…"
Lucifer
"just for argument's sake."
Lucifer
"Imagine if God was standing right here in front of you, asking you…"
Lucifer
""How can I do a better job?""
Lucifer
"There's gotta be something you would say."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"No. I mean…"
Lucifer
"God is always there for me."
Lucifer
"Always. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"He loves me."
Lucifer
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