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Clips from Welcome To Flatch (2022) - Naked Lady Day (S01E01)

"for as long as I can remember."
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"It's just, like, something I do to pass the time."
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"Part of that thug life."
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"You are so not thug."
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"Look, he uses the little markers"
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"that kids use in the bathtub."
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"See?"
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"No, dude! I worked hard on that!"
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"I draw myself as different types of things."
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"Um, this is me as a barbarian warrior."
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"That's me as a space marine. Pew!"
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"That's me as a horse."
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"That's me riding me as a horse."
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"Oh, don't-don't-don't worry about that one."
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"Is that you and Beth riding a dragon?"
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"I said don't worry about it."
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"How can you ride a dragon with her"
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"when you don't even have the balls to ask her out?"
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"I'm workin' on it. Don't wanna look desperate."
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"No, you definitely don't want to look desperate."
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"(church bell ringing)"
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"-JOE: Hey! -(Shrub gasps)"
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"JOE: What's goin' on here?"
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"Sorry, that one was on me."
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"Uh, I saw him coming. I just totally spaced out."
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"Shrub, are you responsible for this?"
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"Me? How could you say such a thing?"
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"Because it looks like a drawing of you riding a dragon."
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"Thank you!"
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"And I literally caught you red-handed."
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"I'm too beautiful for prison!"
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"JOE: Look, I believe in you, Shrub, okay?"
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"The others, they may see you as a juvenile delinquent."
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"What others? Name names."
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"And if you say Len, it doesn't count"
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"because he's had a thing against me since I was five."
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"-JOE: That's not-- -June? Blind Billy?"
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"-Look... -SHRUB: What?"
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"The point is, we have to redirect"
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"your artistic energies into something more worthwhile."
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"-(huffs) -Oh, I got it!"
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"How 'bout the art class at the community center?"
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"Oh, my God. How 'bout I stick tacks in my eye?"
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"JOE: Come on, it'll be perfect."
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"I mean, you clearly love drawing."
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"You know, this could be a great opportunity"
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"for you to explore your craft."
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"I'd be even happy"
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"to foot the bill."
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"Yeah, and art class is not"
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"really my scene, Binghoffer."
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"I'm not gonna paint daisies with a bunch of old fogies."
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"No, thank you."
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"Well, let me put it to you in a different way."
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"You either go to this class,"
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"or I'm gonna be forced to call the authorities."
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"SHRUB: (sighs) Fine, yeah."
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"I'll take the stupid art class."
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"But I'm not gonna like it."
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"And I'm not gonna learn anything."
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"And I will not grow in any way."
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"That's the spirit!"
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"Mm."
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"What's with all those rose petals and candles?"
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"It's just nothing."
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"Are you making a porno?"
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"(laughs) Not a porno. I'm just--"
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"Are you?"
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"No, I'm doing some spring cleaning."
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"Okay? You just go enjoy your class."
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"Okay, you have fun. Bye."
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"-Okay! -Bye."
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"I met a woman on Tinder."
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"Yeah, her name's Laura. She's very sweet."
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"Um, she lives a hundred miles away."
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"So we're gonna do our first date on Zoom."
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"So I'm just trying to make the office"
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"a little bit less church-y"
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"Yeah, uh, Cheryl and I,"
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"we had a bit of a moment the other night."
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"But, uh, it was a mistake."
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"I'm sure Cheryl feels the exact same way."
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"(excitedly) We almost kissed the other night"
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"when Joe brought me hummus."
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"Ugh! It's so confusing."
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"I don't know what it means."
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"But, I don't know, I'm excited to see how it plays out."
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"A little anxious, but mainly excited."
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"I got you your favorite: the Meat Assault."
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"Sausage really complements the sausage."
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"I'm glad we could work out a deal."
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"One pizza for you coming to class with me."
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"I'd be bored AF if I had to go to art class alone."
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"I already know what I'm gonna draw:"
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"a big butt."
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"Yeah, I'm actually pretty sure"
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"that they tell you what to draw."
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"-It's so dumb. -Doesn't matter."
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"I'm gonna draw a big butt no matter what."
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"(energetic ring tone plays from cell phone)"
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"It's my dad."
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"Kelly's phone. Kelly speaking."
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"Are you kidding? I would love to hang out today."
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"No, no, no. My art class."
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"-No, sorry, it's just Shrub. -No!"
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"Yeah, it's fine."
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"I'm free as a bird today."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Kay, sounds good. See you soon."
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"I'm sorry, what were you saying?"
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"Are you kidding me? We had a pizza deal."
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"-That's sacred. -My dad needs me, okay?"
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"I have to stop at his girlfriend's place"
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"to pick up a few of his things."
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"Like, we'll draw butts another time."
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"No. No more pizza for you!"
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"Don't! Kelly!"
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"Give that back! Kelly!"
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"-Ugh. -(screen door clatters shut)"
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