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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - What House Across the Street? (S01E01)

We're going over our plans.

"We're going over our plans."

I Dream of Jeannie

Say, l'll bet her parents were delirious...

"Say, l'll bet her parents were delirious..."

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...when they found out Jeannie got a catch like you.

"...when they found out Jeannie got a catch like you."

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Well, l-- l haven't met her parents yet.

"Well, l-- l haven't met her parents yet."

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-They're out of town, huh? -Well, l don't know. l suppose so. lt's--

"-They're out of town, huh? -Well, l don't know. l suppose so. lt's--"

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Where are they when you pick Jeannie up at her house?

"Where are they when you pick Jeannie up at her house?"

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Well, l've never been to Jeannie's house before.

"Well, l've never been to Jeannie's house before."

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Well, where do you meet?

"Well, where do you meet?"

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ln front of the public library.

"ln front of the public library."

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Well, she must have a house.

"Well, she must have a house."

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Or your gonna be married at the return book counter.

"Or your gonna be married at the return book counter."

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Until you mentioned it...

"Until you mentioned it..."

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...l never really gave her parents or her home a thought.

"...l never really gave her parents or her home a thought."

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Well, parents, homes, what's the difference?

"Well, parents, homes, what's the difference?"

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The important thing is you love her.

"The important thing is you love her."

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-That's right. -Right.

"-That's right. -Right."

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You'll have plenty of opportunity to get to know her parents...

"You'll have plenty of opportunity to get to know her parents..."

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...once they move in with you.

"...once they move in with you."

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-Move in? -You know, when they come to visit.

"-Move in? -You know, when they come to visit."

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Oh, boy, all you have to do is take a look at that girl...

"Oh, boy, all you have to do is take a look at that girl..."

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...and know that her parents have to be fine, intelligent people.

"...and know that her parents have to be fine, intelligent people."

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No, she wasn't brought up by convicts or counterfeiters, you know.

"No, she wasn't brought up by convicts or counterfeiters, you know."

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l think fine, intelligent people would like to meet...

"l think fine, intelligent people would like to meet..."

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...the man their daughter's gonna marry.

"...the man their daughter's gonna marry."

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Yeah. Well...

"Yeah. Well..."

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...there's all kinds of good reasons why they haven't met you yet.

"...there's all kinds of good reasons why they haven't met you yet."

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Well, for instance....

"Well, for instance...."

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No.

"No."

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Or they might have been....

"Or they might have been...."

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Well, no, l'll tell you what. lt's possible, it's just....

"Well, no, l'll tell you what. lt's possible, it's just...."

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The important thing is you're marrying a wonderful girl.

"The important thing is you're marrying a wonderful girl."

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-That's the important thing. -Yes. l'll see you later, Roge.

"-That's the important thing. -Yes. l'll see you later, Roge."

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Maybe we'll get a chance to crack a bottle of champagne tonight, huh?

"Maybe we'll get a chance to crack a bottle of champagne tonight, huh?"

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Well, there are many good reasons why l haven't met her parents.

"Well, there are many good reasons why l haven't met her parents."

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You know, they could've been out of--

"You know, they could've been out of--"

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Probably-- Well, they are probably....

"Probably-- Well, they are probably...."

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lt's very easy to....

"lt's very easy to...."

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Convicts and counterfeiters?

"Convicts and counterfeiters?"

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l do not understand it.

"l do not understand it."

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All during lunch Roger kept insisting.

"All during lunch Roger kept insisting."

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How can l invite him to my house when l do not have one?

"How can l invite him to my house when l do not have one?"

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And worse yet, you do not have parents either.

"And worse yet, you do not have parents either."

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l have you, Mama. And l could send for Papa.

"l have you, Mama. And l could send for Papa."

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l would be proud to have Roger meet you.

"l would be proud to have Roger meet you."

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No, no, little one.

"No, no, little one."

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We are peasants from the old country.

"We are peasants from the old country."

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One look at us, and there goeth the ball game.

"One look at us, and there goeth the ball game."

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Where did you learn that expression?

"Where did you learn that expression?"

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From watching that box you call television.

"From watching that box you call television."

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l know what you need.

"l know what you need."

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The American mama you see on television.

"The American mama you see on television."

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The one who keeps comparing hands with her daughter.

"The one who keeps comparing hands with her daughter."

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-You think so, Mama? -l'm certain of it.

"-You think so, Mama? -l'm certain of it."

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And for the father, get yourself that nice fellow who--

"And for the father, get yourself that nice fellow who--"

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Who seems to have so much trouble with his sinuses.

"Who seems to have so much trouble with his sinuses."

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Mama, l'm so glad l sent for you.

"Mama, l'm so glad l sent for you."

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And l know just where l'm going to get the house too.

"And l know just where l'm going to get the house too."

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Oh, there is my master.

"Oh, there is my master."

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Well, Mama, how's every little thing?

"Well, Mama, how's every little thing?"

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You dare to show your face here?

"You dare to show your face here?"

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Look who's talking. lt's my house.

"Look who's talking. lt's my house."

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l suppose it was not you who persuaded Roger to insist...

"l suppose it was not you who persuaded Roger to insist..."

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...upon meeting my daughter's parents and seeing her home?

"...upon meeting my daughter's parents and seeing her home?"

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Well, l-- l suppose l did drop a hint or two.

"Well, l-- l suppose l did drop a hint or two."

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ls Jeannie terribly disappointed about her marriage being called off?

"ls Jeannie terribly disappointed about her marriage being called off?"

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Wait and see.

"Wait and see."

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-Yes? -Oh, hello, sir.

"-Yes? -Oh, hello, sir."

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l can only stay a moment. l just want to say hello to my new neighbour.

"l can only stay a moment. l just want to say hello to my new neighbour."

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Oh, you bought a house around here?

"Oh, you bought a house around here?"

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Oh, not a house. The vacant lot across the street from you.

"Oh, not a house. The vacant lot across the street from you."

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Mrs. Bellows and l are gonna start building very shortly.

"Mrs. Bellows and l are gonna start building very shortly."

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Well, you can always borrow a cup of sugar here.

"Well, you can always borrow a cup of sugar here."

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May the vultures descend and pick your bones.

"May the vultures descend and pick your bones."

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My housekeeper.

"My housekeeper."

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We had a little argument this morning about her salary.

"We had a little argument this morning about her salary."

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She wanted a raise, and l wouldn't give it to her, you know.

"She wanted a raise, and l wouldn't give it to her, you know."

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'' May the vultures descend and pick your bones.''

"'' May the vultures descend and pick your bones.''"

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Well, she's a poor loser.

"Well, she's a poor loser."

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And l was worried about moving in with a hamster.

"And l was worried about moving in with a hamster."

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Oh! Hi, Jeannie.

"Oh! Hi, Jeannie."

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How was your lunch with Roger?

"How was your lunch with Roger?"

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He's very anxious to meet my parents.

"He's very anxious to meet my parents."

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Oh, well, that's-- That's too bad.

"Oh, well, that's-- That's too bad."

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So he's going to meet Mama.

"So he's going to meet Mama."

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And Papa too.

"And Papa too."

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-Your papa's here too? -Oh, not yet.

"-Your papa's here too? -Oh, not yet."

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Captain Healey is going to meet them at my house.

"Captain Healey is going to meet them at my house."

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This is your house. l mean, this is your house.

"This is your house. l mean, this is your house."

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Oh, not today, master.

"Oh, not today, master."

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l have my own home.

"l have my own home."

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Oh, hi, Roge.

"Oh, hi, Roge."

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What do you mean, you're gonna meet her parents at her home?

"What do you mean, you're gonna meet her parents at her home?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no, no, No, l'm not upset.

"Oh, no, no, no, No, l'm not upset."

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l'm not upset at all.

"l'm not upset at all."

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Hey, listen, where did you say she lives?

"Hey, listen, where did you say she lives?"

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Across the street from my house?

"Across the street from my house?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that's impossible.

"Well, that's impossible."

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Well, there's a vacant lot across the street.

"Well, there's a vacant lot across the street."

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Listen, Roger, when l say there's a vacant lot across the street...

"Listen, Roger, when l say there's a vacant lot across the street..."

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...l mean there's a house on it.

"...l mean there's a house on it."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Jeannie. Jeannie, where are you?

"Jeannie. Jeannie, where are you?"

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Jeannie? Jeannie! Now, you--

"Jeannie? Jeannie! Now, you--"

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You take that house right out of here.

"You take that house right out of here."

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You're not gonna get away with this!

"You're not gonna get away with this!"

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Jeannie. Jeannie, open up. Jeannie, come on.

"Jeannie. Jeannie, open up. Jeannie, come on."

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Take this house down this minute. Now--

"Take this house down this minute. Now--"

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-Are you expected? -Oh, boy.

"-Are you expected? -Oh, boy."

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Jeannie! Jeannie!

"Jeannie! Jeannie!"

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lf you will leave your card, l will tell my daughter you called.

"lf you will leave your card, l will tell my daughter you called."

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Jeannie, where are you?

"Jeannie, where are you?"

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Good afternoon, Mr. Nelson.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Nelson."

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Teresa, will you please pour Mr. Nelson a cup of tea?

"Teresa, will you please pour Mr. Nelson a cup of tea?"

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Teresa?

"Teresa?"

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Jeannie, l want you to stop this nonsense, and l mean it.

"Jeannie, l want you to stop this nonsense, and l mean it."

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l want you to come home right now.

"l want you to come home right now."

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l cannot ask you to stay very long, Mr. Nelson.

"l cannot ask you to stay very long, Mr. Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

My fiancé is coming to meet Mummy and Daddy.

"My fiancé is coming to meet Mummy and Daddy."

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