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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - What House Across the Street? (S01E01)

Mummy and Daddy?

"Mummy and Daddy?"

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You whipped up some phony parents too?

"You whipped up some phony parents too?"

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The kind you see on television.

"The kind you see on television."

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lt was Mama's suggestion.

"lt was Mama's suggestion."

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What do you think you're doing? You'll never get away with this.

"What do you think you're doing? You'll never get away with this."

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l don't want any tea. l don't want any tea.

"l don't want any tea. l don't want any tea."

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You must calm yourself, master. You're very upset.

"You must calm yourself, master. You're very upset."

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You're darn right l'm upset.

"You're darn right l'm upset."

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And l have every reason in the world to be upset.

"And l have every reason in the world to be upset."

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lt's a large lot, general. Across the street...

"lt's a large lot, general. Across the street..."

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...from Captain Nelson's house. Oh, really?

"...from Captain Nelson's house. Oh, really?"

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lt's Dr. Bellows and General Hadley.

"lt's Dr. Bellows and General Hadley."

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They're coming down the street. They're coming right here.

"They're coming down the street. They're coming right here."

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Oh, well, l will be delighted to meet them.

"Oh, well, l will be delighted to meet them."

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Oh, no, you-- No, you don't understand.

"Oh, no, you-- No, you don't understand."

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You see--

"You see--"

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Dr. Bellows, he just bought this lot.

"Dr. Bellows, he just bought this lot."

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And he knows. He just-- He knows there's no house on it.

"And he knows. He just-- He knows there's no house on it."

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And he's gonna want me to explain.

"And he's gonna want me to explain."

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And there is no explanation.

"And there is no explanation."

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Jeannie, do you want me to plead insanity?

"Jeannie, do you want me to plead insanity?"

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Please, master. Relax.

"Please, master. Relax."

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l would never do anything to hurt you.

"l would never do anything to hurt you."

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Good afternoon, Captain Nelson.

"Good afternoon, Captain Nelson."

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Good afternoon, General Hadley.

"Good afternoon, General Hadley."

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Captain, do you always drink tea in the middle of a vacant lot?

"Captain, do you always drink tea in the middle of a vacant lot?"

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Well, sir, it was such a lovely afternoon...

"Well, sir, it was such a lovely afternoon..."

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...l thought l'd have my tea out here among the wildflowers.

"...l thought l'd have my tea out here among the wildflowers."

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Do you do this often, Captain Nelson?

"Do you do this often, Captain Nelson?"

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When l want to commune with nature, sir...

"When l want to commune with nature, sir..."

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-...like Thoreau. -Thoreau?

"-...like Thoreau. -Thoreau?"

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Yes, yes. He used to do it all the time.

"Yes, yes. He used to do it all the time."

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Well, l'd better go home and tend my sheep.

"Well, l'd better go home and tend my sheep."

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Sheep?

"Sheep?"

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l'd keep an eye on that man, doctor.

"l'd keep an eye on that man, doctor."

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Oh, l do, sir. All the time.

"Oh, l do, sir. All the time."

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He's done a number of strange things...

"He's done a number of strange things..."

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...but l've never caught him weed-sitting before.

"...but l've never caught him weed-sitting before."

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Good evening, doctor. General.

"Good evening, doctor. General."

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You're working late, Captain Healey?

"You're working late, Captain Healey?"

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Yes, l had a few data reports to finish up.

"Yes, l had a few data reports to finish up."

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l've got a big night planned.

"l've got a big night planned."

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l may be late coming in tomorrow morning.

"l may be late coming in tomorrow morning."

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Just see that Captain Nelson is in before dawn.

"Just see that Captain Nelson is in before dawn."

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-He's been under quite a strain lately. -l'm not seeing Captain Nelson.

"-He's been under quite a strain lately. -l'm not seeing Captain Nelson."

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l'm going to my fiancée's for dinner.

"l'm going to my fiancée's for dinner."

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But l might see him. He lives right across the street.

"But l might see him. He lives right across the street."

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Across the street?

"Across the street?"

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-No house there. That's my vacant lot. -lt can't be a vacant lot.

"-No house there. That's my vacant lot. -lt can't be a vacant lot."

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Well, it is when people aren't drinking tea on it.

"Well, it is when people aren't drinking tea on it."

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The number is 1 1 40 Oak Road.

"The number is 1 1 40 Oak Road."

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Well, general, good doctor.

"Well, general, good doctor."

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-Have a nice evening. -Eleven-forty?

"-Have a nice evening. -Eleven-forty?"

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That's the address of my property.

"That's the address of my property."

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He's having dinner in a vacant lot.

"He's having dinner in a vacant lot."

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Better keep an eye on him too.

"Better keep an eye on him too."

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One weed-sitter in the space program is enough.

"One weed-sitter in the space program is enough."

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There we are.

"There we are."

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Now, after Roger has met your parents...

"Now, after Roger has met your parents..."

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...and you have had dinner...

"...and you have had dinner..."

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...then sit in the chair by the window with him.

"...then sit in the chair by the window with him."

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Why the chair by the window, Mama?

"Why the chair by the window, Mama?"

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Because across the street your master will be watching...

"Because across the street your master will be watching..."

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...and be sick with jealousy.

"...and be sick with jealousy."

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-There's Roger. -Good. Bring out your parents.

"-There's Roger. -Good. Bring out your parents."

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-What do you think, Mama? -There is something missing.

"-What do you think, Mama? -There is something missing."

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But they look just like the people on television commercials.

"But they look just like the people on television commercials."

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She should have blonde hair.

"She should have blonde hair."

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That's better.

"That's better."

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He should look more like he has money.

"He should look more like he has money."

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What do you think?

"What do you think?"

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l think you are ready for Roger.

"l think you are ready for Roger."

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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-Hi, Jeannie. -Good evening, Roger.

"-Hi, Jeannie. -Good evening, Roger."

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l would like you to meet my parents.

"l would like you to meet my parents."

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Mummy and Daddy, this is Roger.

"Mummy and Daddy, this is Roger."

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Hello. l've been looking forward to meeting you two for quite some time.

"Hello. l've been looking forward to meeting you two for quite some time."

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When my daughter told me she was engaged, l said:

"When my daughter told me she was engaged, l said:"

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'' Darling, blondes do have more fun.''

"'' Darling, blondes do have more fun.''"

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My wife used to be a ratty brunette.

"My wife used to be a ratty brunette."

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ls your hair streaked with dingy, unattractive gray?

"ls your hair streaked with dingy, unattractive gray?"

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Mine was.

"Mine was."

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But then l learned about Streakaway.

"But then l learned about Streakaway."

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Now l can't resist asking her to dance.

"Now l can't resist asking her to dance."

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-Would you? -Love to.

"-Would you? -Love to."

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Do you like my mummy and daddy?

"Do you like my mummy and daddy?"

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Yeah, they're a very, very romantic couple.

"Yeah, they're a very, very romantic couple."

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l was just telling your daughter how much in love you two seem to be.

"l was just telling your daughter how much in love you two seem to be."

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Why wouldn't l be? Her hands are as soft now...

"Why wouldn't l be? Her hands are as soft now..."

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...as they were when we were first married.

"...as they were when we were first married."

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l never use any harsh detergents.

"l never use any harsh detergents."

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My daughter and l have used the same soap to wash dishes for years...

"My daughter and l have used the same soap to wash dishes for years..."

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...and my hands are as soft as hers.

"...and my hands are as soft as hers."

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Would you care to make the comparison test?

"Would you care to make the comparison test?"

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They're lovely. Both hands.

"They're lovely. Both hands."

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Have you noticed they both have lovely smiles too?

"Have you noticed they both have lovely smiles too?"

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l'm not afraid to smile anymore since l started using Grippo.

"l'm not afraid to smile anymore since l started using Grippo."

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Now, l don't have to be afraid my dentures will fall out.

"Now, l don't have to be afraid my dentures will fall out."

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Let us all sit down and get acquainted.

"Let us all sit down and get acquainted."

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Why don't you sit here beside Jeannie?

"Why don't you sit here beside Jeannie?"

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Won't that be a little crowded?

"Won't that be a little crowded?"

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We're not afraid of being in crowds.

"We're not afraid of being in crowds."

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We're protected for 32 hours.

"We're protected for 32 hours."

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-l use the roll-on. -l use the spray.

"-l use the roll-on. -l use the spray."

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l could use a martini.

"l could use a martini."

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Here you are.

"Here you are."

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-Dr. Bellows. -Great Scott. Captain Nelson, it's you.

"-Dr. Bellows. -Great Scott. Captain Nelson, it's you."

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lf it wasn't you, that would mean...

"lf it wasn't you, that would mean..."

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-...that l was on the wrong street. -l beg your pardon, sir.

"-...that l was on the wrong street. -l beg your pardon, sir."

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Now, captain, since both of us are basically scientists...

"Now, captain, since both of us are basically scientists..."

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...we know it's entirely possible...

"...we know it's entirely possible..."

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...with modern methods of prefabrication...

"...with modern methods of prefabrication..."

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...to build a house in 20 minutes.

"...to build a house in 20 minutes."

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You believe that, don't you, captain?

"You believe that, don't you, captain?"

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-No, sir. -l don't either.

"-No, sir. -l don't either."

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lf you'll look across the street, you'll see a house on my vacant lot.

"lf you'll look across the street, you'll see a house on my vacant lot."

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-What house is that, sir? -Don't humour me, captain.

"-What house is that, sir? -Don't humour me, captain."

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When l tell you there's a house across the street, l mean there's a--

"When l tell you there's a house across the street, l mean there's a--"

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A vacant lot.

"A vacant lot."

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With Captain Healey sitting in the middle of it.

"With Captain Healey sitting in the middle of it."

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