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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - What House Across the Street? (S01E01)

Jeannie? Jeannie, you ready?

"Jeannie? Jeannie, you ready?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey, we're gonna be late for the ball game.

"Hey, we're gonna be late for the ball game."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, let's--

"Okay, let's--"

I Dream of Jeannie

ls that how you dress to go to a ball game?

"ls that how you dress to go to a ball game?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, master. This is how l dress to be married.

"Oh, no, master. This is how l dress to be married."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, who are you gonna marry, Sandy Koufax?

"Well, who are you gonna marry, Sandy Koufax?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-No, you, master. -Now, Jeannie...

"-No, you, master. -Now, Jeannie..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...we've been through all this before. l can't marry you.

"...we've been through all this before. l can't marry you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-But you said you care for me. -l do. l do.

"-But you said you care for me. -l do. l do."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think you're the most wonderful woman l've ever met.

"l think you're the most wonderful woman l've ever met."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You're adorable. -Well, then there's no problem.

"-You're adorable. -Well, then there's no problem."

I Dream of Jeannie

We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman--

"We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

"Now, hold it. Hold it. Hold it."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're gathered here today to go to a baseball game.

"We're gathered here today to go to a baseball game."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, get rid of him. l don't have a ticket for him.

"Jeannie, get rid of him. l don't have a ticket for him."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you care for me so much, why is it so difficult to say '' l do?''

"lf you care for me so much, why is it so difficult to say '' l do?''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, it's not difficult. lt's impossible.

"Well, it's not difficult. lt's impossible."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, Roger wishes to marry me.

"Well, Roger wishes to marry me."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, fine. Then marry Roger.

"All right, fine. Then marry Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now wait a minute. Jeannie.

"Now wait a minute. Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l'm sorry. l didn't mean that.

"Jeannie, l'm sorry. l didn't mean that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l was only joking.

"Jeannie, l was only joking."

I Dream of Jeannie

There's only one man I love. John.

"There's only one man I love. John."

I Dream of Jeannie

But you've told me that John doesn't want to marry you.

"But you've told me that John doesn't want to marry you."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's why I've come to you. I need your advice, Mother.

"That's why I've come to you. I need your advice, Mother."

I Dream of Jeannie

On the other hand, there is a man you do love...

"On the other hand, there is a man you do love..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but who doesn't want to marry you.

"...but who doesn't want to marry you."

I Dream of Jeannie

What am I going to do, Mother, dear?

"What am I going to do, Mother, dear?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, yes. What are we going to do?

"Oh, yes. What are we going to do?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Susan, you did the right thing to come to your mother.

"Susan, you did the right thing to come to your mother."

I Dream of Jeannie

There's only one way to get him to propose to you.

"There's only one way to get him to propose to you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tune in at the same time tomorrow...

"Tune in at the same time tomorrow..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and learn what Susan's mother advises her to do.

"...and learn what Susan's mother advises her to do."

I Dream of Jeannie

Mother. Of course.

"Mother. Of course."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is a time when a girl needs her mother.

"This is a time when a girl needs her mother."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Mama! -Oh, little dove!

"-Mama! -Oh, little dove!"

I Dream of Jeannie

My darling, darling child.

"My darling, darling child."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's so good to see you again.

"lt's so good to see you again."

I Dream of Jeannie

Two thousand years and not one letter.

"Two thousand years and not one letter."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l have been busy.

"Well, l have been busy."

I Dream of Jeannie

Children.

"Children."

I Dream of Jeannie

Mama, l'm in love with my master, and l wish to marry him.

"Mama, l'm in love with my master, and l wish to marry him."

I Dream of Jeannie

Can he support thee? What does he do for a living?

"Can he support thee? What does he do for a living?"

I Dream of Jeannie

He is an astronaut.

"He is an astronaut."

I Dream of Jeannie

An astronaut? What is that?

"An astronaut? What is that?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, they strap him in this giant bird they call a missile...

"Well, they strap him in this giant bird they call a missile..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and he goes up into the sky, and around and around the earth...

"...and he goes up into the sky, and around and around the earth..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...for days without stopping.

"...for days without stopping."

I Dream of Jeannie

And sometimes he walks in space.

"And sometimes he walks in space."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thou could not marry a doctor?

"Thou could not marry a doctor?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l am not in love with a doctor, Mama.

"Well, l am not in love with a doctor, Mama."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l need your advice.

"Oh, l need your advice."

I Dream of Jeannie

My master does not want to marry me...

"My master does not want to marry me..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but his friend Roger does.

"...but his friend Roger does."

I Dream of Jeannie

Then marry his friend Roger. You are not getting any younger.

"Then marry his friend Roger. You are not getting any younger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l-- l like Roger, but--

"Well, l-- l like Roger, but--"

I Dream of Jeannie

You brought me back for advice, l will give it to thee.

"You brought me back for advice, l will give it to thee."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tell this Roger you are going to marry him.

"Tell this Roger you are going to marry him."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, but that would be dishonest.

"Oh, but that would be dishonest."

I Dream of Jeannie

Show me a woman who is honest and l will show you an old maid.

"Show me a woman who is honest and l will show you an old maid."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do not worry, dear one.

"Do not worry, dear one."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thou wilt not marry Roger.

"Thou wilt not marry Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Your astronaut will come to his senses and marry you himself.

"Your astronaut will come to his senses and marry you himself."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you really think this will come to pass?

"Do you really think this will come to pass?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That is how l got your father.

"That is how l got your father."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good evening, master. -Oh, hi, Jeannie.

"-Good evening, master. -Oh, hi, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

I Dream of Jeannie

You worked late tonight, master.

"You worked late tonight, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Did you have a hard day? -A bone-crusher.

"-Did you have a hard day? -A bone-crusher."

I Dream of Jeannie

Poor master.

"Poor master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Here. Come over here and be comfortable.

"Here. Come over here and be comfortable."

I Dream of Jeannie

Lie down.

"Lie down."

I Dream of Jeannie

Put your feet up.

"Put your feet up."

I Dream of Jeannie

And here is your newspaper.

"And here is your newspaper."

I Dream of Jeannie

And here's the rest of your martini.

"And here's the rest of your martini."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Thanks, Jeannie. -l've made a special dish...

"-Thanks, Jeannie. -l've made a special dish..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...for your dinner. You'll never guess what l have waiting in the kitchen.

"...for your dinner. You'll never guess what l have waiting in the kitchen."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Your mother. -Well, yes.

"-Your mother. -Well, yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Your mother! You can't be serious!

"Your mother! You can't be serious!"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes-- -What are you talking about?

"-Yes-- -What are you talking about?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l can't even explain you, much less your mother.

"l can't even explain you, much less your mother."

I Dream of Jeannie

She will only be here for a few days.

"She will only be here for a few days."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't care if she's here for a few hours. Send her back!

"l don't care if she's here for a few hours. Send her back!"

I Dream of Jeannie

She doesn't eat much, and l'll take care of her.

"She doesn't eat much, and l'll take care of her."

I Dream of Jeannie

You can't even take care of yourself.

"You can't even take care of yourself."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, master, l am so sorry.

"Oh, master, l am so sorry."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know you must find this a little strange.

"l know you must find this a little strange."

I Dream of Jeannie

Strange? No. No.

"Strange? No. No."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's not strange at all...

"lt's not strange at all..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...falling over a sheep in your own living room.

"...falling over a sheep in your own living room."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, l don't think it's strange. Come on.

"No, l don't think it's strange. Come on."

I Dream of Jeannie

Take your hands off that sheep, infidel.

"Take your hands off that sheep, infidel."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is for the wedding feast.

"lt is for the wedding feast."

I Dream of Jeannie

The wedding feast? The wedding feast?

"The wedding feast? The wedding feast?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Did you tell her we're getting married? -Certainly not. That would be a lie.

"-Did you tell her we're getting married? -Certainly not. That would be a lie."

I Dream of Jeannie

-That's right. -Because l'm not marrying you.

"-That's right. -Because l'm not marrying you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-That's right. -l'm going to marry Roger.

"-That's right. -l'm going to marry Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Gonna marry Roger. You're-- You're not serious.

"Gonna marry Roger. You're-- You're not serious."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Well, l-- -Of course she is serious.

"-Well, l-- -Of course she is serious."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Of course l am serious. -Yeah, but you can't marry Roger.

"-Of course l am serious. -Yeah, but you can't marry Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

And why not? He loves her.

"And why not? He loves her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, yes. Why not? He loves me.

"Well, yes. Why not? He loves me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Because-- Because l'd miss you, that's why.

"Because-- Because l'd miss you, that's why."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, and l would miss thee too.

"Oh, and l would miss thee too."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Then you're not gonna marry Roger? -The sheep is already here.

"-Then you're not gonna marry Roger? -The sheep is already here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Perhaps you can think of another solution.

"Perhaps you can think of another solution."

I Dream of Jeannie

-How about lamb chops for dinner? -l will marry him.

"-How about lamb chops for dinner? -l will marry him."

I Dream of Jeannie

l wouldn't put that wedding dress back on just yet if l were you.

"l wouldn't put that wedding dress back on just yet if l were you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger's pretty unpredictable.

"Roger's pretty unpredictable."

I Dream of Jeannie

As a matter of fact, around the base he's known as ''Old Fickle.''

"As a matter of fact, around the base he's known as ''Old Fickle.''"

I Dream of Jeannie

Fickle!

"Fickle!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, Mama, l think it is working. He is jealous.

"Oh, Mama, l think it is working. He is jealous."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What shall l do next? -That does not worry me, little pigeon.

"-What shall l do next? -That does not worry me, little pigeon."

I Dream of Jeannie

What worries me is what he will do next.

"What worries me is what he will do next."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hi, Roge. What's the good word? -The good word is ''yes.''

"-Hi, Roge. What's the good word? -The good word is ''yes.''"

I Dream of Jeannie

l ran into Jeannie, popped the question...

"l ran into Jeannie, popped the question..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and she said she would marry me. Me!

"...and she said she would marry me. Me!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Did she really? Well, congratulations.

"Did she really? Well, congratulations."

I Dream of Jeannie

From now on, it's marriage-a-go-go.

"From now on, it's marriage-a-go-go."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Couldn't happen to a finer guy. -We're meeting for lunch.

"-Couldn't happen to a finer guy. -We're meeting for lunch."

I Dream of Jeannie

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