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Clips from 8-Bit Christmas

"Stupid!"
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"Idiot Grandma!"
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"It was an early lesson in God's cruelty..."
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"giving the only Nintendo in town to a rich kid like Timmy Keane."
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"And every kid at Mary Todd Lincoln Elementary was at his mercy..."
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"including my best friends."
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"Oh, another Saturday in the trenches."
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"Mikey Trotter."
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"Tough, tenacious. Was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed."
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"I wanna set land mines in this yard."
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"Like in Platoon, blow everyone up."
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"Sounds dangerous."
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"Evan Olsen."
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"Nervous, allergic to bees and SpaghettiOs."
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"Probably has to go home soon."
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"I probably gotta go home soon."
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"More Nintendo for us."
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"Tammy Hodges."
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"Smart, confident, baseball card genius"
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"and future CEO of Hodges Industries."
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"My Canseco rookie went up two bucks!"
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"Yeah, that used to be my Canseco."
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"Teddy Hodges."
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"Tammy's twin brother."
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"Future assistant to the CEO of Hodges Industries."
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"Hey, guys. What's up?"
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"Oh, yeah, and this kid."
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"Sorry I'm late. I was on the phone with Bon Jovi."
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"Jeff Farmer."
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"Pathological liar."
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"Not really our friend, but always around."
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"And you left school early yesterday"
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"because Tom Cruise needed you to stunt double for him?"
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"He knows I too have a need for speed."
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"So, you didn't have diarrhea?"
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"It was both. Tom Cruise and diarrhea."
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"The two are not mutually exclusive."
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"Shut up. He's coming out."
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"Nintendo! Nintendo!"
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"Nintendo!"
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"Nintendo!"
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"- Nintendo! - Silence!"
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"8:00 a.m."
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"Game time."
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"Any of you huddled masses care for some Nintendo?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Pick me! Pick me!"
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"You. You. You."
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"You're good."
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"Yes! I got in!"
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"We're in!"
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"I love this place."
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"- Whoa! - Awesome."
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"And there she was, glistening in all her gray plastic glory,"
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"a maze of rubber wiring and electronic intelligence so advanced"
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"it was deemed not a video game,"
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"but an 8-bit entertainment system."
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"Say hello to my little friend."
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"Hey, boots off!"
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"There's tape over there if you have holes in your socks."
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"Don't touch the wall! It's French."
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"- Wait, my brother's still outside. - Let me in!"
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"You know the rules."
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"First ten, that's it."
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"But it's Teddy."
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""But it's Teddy.""
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"Jerk!"
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"Too bad, so sad."
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"There was no denying he was a jerk."
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"There was also no denying he had the coolest basement"
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"in the entire Central Time Zone."
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"A pool table, shuffle board, pinball machine,"
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"pop machine, movie-style popcorn-maker."
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"Hey, no sucking on the soda pop."
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"And a snack drawer better stocked"
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"than most supermarkets in the greater Chicago area."
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"You guys hungry? You want some Pop-Tarts or something?"
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"- Yeah. That'd be great. - Sure."
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"Mom."
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"Mom!"
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"- Mom, wake up! - What?"
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"Get me a Pop-Tart!"
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"Uh, how many?"
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"- Just one. - Does anybody..."
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"Winner stays."
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"Die, die!"
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"You're dead. You're dead."
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"You're dead."
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"Hey, you guys wanna play?"
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"Psych! Boom!"
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"I can do this all day."
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"As I sat there and watched Timmy Keane"
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"blast away an inch from the screen to his evil heart's content,"
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"one thing became clear."
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"I needed to get my own Nintendo."
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"Fast."
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"Oh, gee!"
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"Y-O-U-R is possessive."
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"For weeks, I'd been plotting"
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"how to get my parents to say "yes" to a Nintendo for Christmas."
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""Scout" is misspelled."
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"Tonight was the night I'd finally put my plan into action."
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"- "Atticus" is misspelled. - Mom."
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"Uh, hey, Mom."
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"I'm so sorry, Mom,"
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"but I got some ketchup on my sweatshirt."
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"Oh, gosh. All right, let's get that out before it sets in."
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"You know, we bought that sweatshirt two sizes too big."
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"- I know. - It's gotta last you another year."
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"I don't know. Wow! Jesus!"
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"My mom was always multi-tasking."
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"She thrived on the chaos."
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"Two things at once, she was golden."
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"But if you gave her a third task to juggle, things got dicey,"
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"and you could get her to agree to stuff she wouldn't normally agree to."
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"Hey, so, Mom, I was thinking, for Christmas..."
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"A kid who thinks. How refreshing."
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"Maybe you could teach my students that."
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"Sure?"
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"But just to make Christmas shopping"
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