Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 8-Bit Christmas

"a little easier for me this year..."
8-Bit Christmas
"how about getting me a Nintendo?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Sure. That sounds great."
8-Bit Christmas
"Mom gauntlet passed."
8-Bit Christmas
"God bless it!"
8-Bit Christmas
"Is everything all right in there?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Has anyone seen my SKIL saw?"
8-Bit Christmas
"I think it's in the shower."
8-Bit Christmas
"No, that's my jigsaw. I need my SKIL saw."
8-Bit Christmas
"John, the SKIL saw is underneath the jigsaw."
8-Bit Christmas
"You have to look harder."
8-Bit Christmas
"Those are for the Muellers."
8-Bit Christmas
"Of the 6,000 Christmas cookies"
8-Bit Christmas
"my mom had baked over the years,"
8-Bit Christmas
"no one in my family had ever actually eaten one."
8-Bit Christmas
"Hey, the milk is expired."
8-Bit Christmas
"No. That's a suggestion. It's fine."
8-Bit Christmas
"Jake! Where..."
8-Bit Christmas
"- Oh. - What?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Come on in here and help me."
8-Bit Christmas
"Normally, helping my dad with whatever half-baked renovation"
8-Bit Christmas
"he was doing would be the last thing I wanted to do,"
8-Bit Christmas
"but tonight, I was a man on a mission."
8-Bit Christmas
"I'll be right in, Dad."
8-Bit Christmas
"Wow, look at that."
8-Bit Christmas
"He finally wore you down."
8-Bit Christmas
"My dad was something of a dyslexic Bob Vila."
8-Bit Christmas
"It was well-known up and down Linwood Avenue that in 1978"
8-Bit Christmas
"my father went to install a kitchen cabinet and had not stopped since."
8-Bit Christmas
"Please wear your safety glasses this time."
8-Bit Christmas
"Did you wear the safety glasses?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Absolutely."
8-Bit Christmas
"Really?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Kind of."
8-Bit Christmas
"All right, you can take that off now."
8-Bit Christmas
"- What? - Take it off."
8-Bit Christmas
"Oh."
8-Bit Christmas
"We'll look for the glasses later."
8-Bit Christmas
"It's really more of a suggestion."
8-Bit Christmas
"Wow."
8-Bit Christmas
"How'd you get your hands so strong?"
8-Bit Christmas
"I've been working with them for over 30 years, that's how."
8-Bit Christmas
"- That's so cool. - Yeah?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Maybe you guys could get me something for Christmas"
8-Bit Christmas
"that builds up my hand strength, so I could help you out better."
8-Bit Christmas
"You know, I like the sound of that."
8-Bit Christmas
"Like a Nintendo?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Yeah."
8-Bit Christmas
"Done."
8-Bit Christmas
"All right. Let's go clean up. Come on."
8-Bit Christmas
"You did it, Dad!"
8-Bit Christmas
"They said yes."
8-Bit Christmas
"I was on cloud nine."
8-Bit Christmas
"So the story's over, right?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Cool. Can I text Maeve now?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Uh-uh."
8-Bit Christmas
"John, that cup is disgusting."
8-Bit Christmas
"This is the exact cup I was drinking out of when..."
8-Bit Christmas
"When they beat the North Stars"
8-Bit Christmas
"- in the Conference semis in '85. - Fine. Yep."
8-Bit Christmas
"It's a beautiful memory and a gross cup."
8-Bit Christmas
"Totally."
8-Bit Christmas
"Stop saying "totally." You sound like a moron."
8-Bit Christmas
"And what's your retainer doing out of your mouth?"
8-Bit Christmas
"But we're eating."
8-Bit Christmas
"Do you know how expensive that thing is? Put it back in."
8-Bit Christmas
"John, he really can't eat with it in. It doesn't work that way."
8-Bit Christmas
"Well, it won't work at all if he loses it."
8-Bit Christmas
"I mean, orthodontistry is the biggest racket."
8-Bit Christmas
"I could make one of those. Easy."
8-Bit Christmas
"Couple of paper clips, mouth guard... Done."
8-Bit Christmas
"I'd like you to finish the living room and the dining room"
8-Bit Christmas
"before you start work on their retainers."
8-Bit Christmas
"If I had a retainer, I'd wear it all the time, no matter what."
8-Bit Christmas
"I know you would, honey. You're such a sweetheart."
8-Bit Christmas
"Hey, you haven't seen my air compressor, have you?"
8-Bit Christmas
"It's in the backyard,"
8-Bit Christmas
"right next to all the dog poop that Jake didn't pick up."
8-Bit Christmas
"Hey."
8-Bit Christmas
"You haven't picked that up yet?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Cry in a bucket, Jake."
8-Bit Christmas
"What have you been doing all day?"
8-Bit Christmas
"I was in Timmy Keane's basement."
8-Bit Christmas
"What, you can't play outside?"
8-Bit Christmas
"It's cold."
8-Bit Christmas
"It's not even below zero out."
8-Bit Christmas
"What've you been doing inside all day?"
8-Bit Christmas
"Probably playing the Mimtendo?"
8-Bit Christmas
""Nintendo.""
8-Bit Christmas
"That's what I just said. "Intendo," John."
8-Bit Christmas
"You know, I ran into Mrs. Trotter at the Jewel today."
8-Bit Christmas
"Apparently, video games have been doing"
8-Bit Christmas
"all kinds of strange things to children in Japan."
8-Bit Christmas
"Like what?"
8-Bit Christmas
"They get so involved, they completely forget about everything else."
8-Bit Christmas
"School, friends."
8-Bit Christmas
"One little boy had a brain aneurysm"
8-Bit Christmas
"and stuff oozed out of his nose."
8-Bit Christmas
"I'm very glad that we do not have one."
8-Bit Christmas
"But you said I could get one for Christmas."
8-Bit Christmas
"I said nothing of the sort."
8-Bit Christmas
"Video games make you fat, Jake. It's a fact."
8-Bit Christmas
"Cabbage Patch Kids don't make you fat."
8-Bit Christmas
"No, no, no."
8-Bit Christmas
"Dad, you said I could have one, too."
8-Bit Christmas
"No, I didn't. Well, okay, I did."
8-Bit Christmas
"But I thought that it was an Asian tool brand, like Makita."
8-Bit Christmas
"You know what? You should be playing outside."
8-Bit Christmas
"Evan Olsen almost got frostbite from playing outside."
8-Bit Christmas
"He almost lost his pinkie toe."
8-Bit Christmas
"The Olsens are weak stock."
8-Bit Christmas
"No Nintendo in my house."
8-Bit Christmas
"I second that."
8-Bit Christmas
"Me three, and that makes a majority."
8-Bit Christmas
"Looks like a no-go on the 'Tendo."
8-Bit Christmas
"She's funny, John."
8-Bit Christmas
"Best kid ever."
8-Bit Christmas
"And just like that, it was gone."
8-Bit Christmas
"I was never getting my own Nintendo."
8-Bit Christmas
"My life was over."
8-Bit Christmas
Show more clips