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Clips from American Auto - Employee Morale (S01E01)

"Yeah. I don't want to rule by fear, okay?"
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"I want people to be here because they want to be here."
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"Do you think they went after Rob"
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"because they thought I was too loyal to be poached?"
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"Oh, I don't think anyone would think that about you."
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"- You're gonna get-- - Hey!"
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"- Why can't I get you out? - Leave me alone!"
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"- You cannot be here! - What is going on?"
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"Kat, thank God."
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"Your secretary is trying to kick me out."
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"She ran in here."
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"I'm trying to keep her away from you, Katherine."
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"Why would she be trying to keep me away from you?"
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"I haven't the faintest idea. Dori, Barb is my friend."
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"Wasn't I clear when I said my door is always open to Barb?"
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"I am really disappointed in you."
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"Now if you could please do your job"
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"and ask Jin to come see me, that would be great."
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"No problem."
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"I am so sorry about her. Wow!"
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"- Cyrus, am I a sexual person? - Um."
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"I'm not--I'm not hitting on you or anything like that."
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"It's just that--I guess some people here think I'm asexual."
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"So you know, doesn't really bother me."
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"But it does a bit. - No."
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"Maybe it's just because you're British."
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"So funny, that's exactly what I said, thank you."
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"I mean, this morning Wesley said I'm not fun."
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"I mean, that's not true, right?"
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"Well, I mean, I wouldn't exactly describe you"
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"as the office fun guy, but..."
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"Well, at least I'm not a [bleep] eunuch."
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"- Hey, you got a sec? - Sure. What's up?"
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"Yeah, did you recommend me"
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"for a management training program?"
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"- Training program? - Yeah."
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"I saw the email chain"
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"between you and the head of the program."
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"I mean, I wasn't reading your emails."
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"I saw it in his inbox."
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"Yes, the PMTB, yeah."
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"I--I go by the acronym. Yeah."
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"I mean, I thought that that would be great for you."
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"I hope that's okay. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"I mean, it would rotate me"
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"out of Detroit for months at a time."
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"Would it? I didn't--I didn't know that."
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"You trying to get rid of me again?"
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"Whoa! Wow. Try to do a guy a favor."
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"Right, if you--if you're still feeling weird about us"
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"or if it's maybe because I'm dating this new girl or--"
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"No, I thought that this would be a chance for you"
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"to get the tools that you need to have a career here."
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"But, you know, if you're fine not having the tools"
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"and like being tool-less--"
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"Okay, so now you're just insulting me?"
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"You know what? It's fine. Forget it."
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"Maybe people will just keep hitting you with cars"
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"and promoting you to positions"
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"that you didn't earn and you don't deserve."
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"Got it."
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"Sorry for doubting your motives."
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"- It wasn't what I-- - No, thank you."
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"For the recommendation."
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"Jin, you're Chinese American, right?"
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"Well, my folks are from China."
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"But my mother's family is from Vietnam."
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"My point is that no matter our heritage,"
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"we all speak the same language."
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"- English. - Money."
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"And I am willing to offer you"
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"a stupid amount of it to stay right here at Payne."
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"The board would never approve that."
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"They wouldn't know. You're the CFO. Find it."
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"You're suggesting that I embezzle from the company?"
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"Creative accounting."
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"It isn't about the money."
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"Jin, I don't want to be the boss"
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"that has to rule by fear."
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"I don't want to have to threaten to tie you up"
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"in litigation so long that you would never"
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"get to enjoy your boring golden years"
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"with your boring wife and your boring grandchildren."
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"Don't make me be that boss."
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"- Maybe you won't be any boss. - What does that mean?"
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"Word on the street is the board isn't happy with you."
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"If I were you, I'd focus more on whether you're gonna be able"
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"to keep your own job than worrying about mine."
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"- Barb. - Hey, Jin."
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"Sorry, I just had to show you the YouTube video"
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"of the cinnamon challenge. It's a major fail."
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"Who is ready for the first ever"
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"Payne Employee Appreciation Party?"
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"Everybody, make some noise!"
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"[loud whooshing]"
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"[2 Unlimited's "Get Ready For This" playing]"
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"Dori, air horn. [air horn blares]"
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"Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah!"
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"Okay, yeah, you're feeling this?"
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"Hello, ladies. Janine."
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"- Hi, Elliot. - Donuts, right?"
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"Yeah, kinda make me horny."
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"No, no, no. I'm happy here. Good pay, love the work."
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"I--I don't think I'd ever leave."
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"Although I could for the right opportunity."
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"But you know, it'd have to make sense financially."
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"But you know, if the money is good."
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"I could take a haircut if I had to."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I was trying to get rid of you."
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"It's not that I don't like you."
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"It's just hard enough being taken seriously"
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"as a young female executive"
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"without a guy you had a fling with"
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"sitting ten feet away and people making jokes"
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"that we should drill gloryholes in the wall."
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"- I'm so sorry about that. - It's not your fault."
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"Anyway, that is the only reason that I said"
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"you didn't deserve to be here, and it's not true."
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