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Clips from American Auto - Employee Morale (S01E01)

"Just because it's the reason you said it,"
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"doesn't mean it's not true."
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"♪ Y'all ready for this?"
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"[air horn blares]"
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"Yeah! Come on. We're feeling it, right?"
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"Oh! Okay."
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"What is this? What's happening?"
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"Uh-oh. [air horn blares]"
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"It looks like we're gonna turn the fun dial up to 11."
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"Please give it up for the woman who puts the "Kat""
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"in catastrophe. - Oh, no, no, no."
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"The one, the only Katherine Hastings!"
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"I don't--I'm--I don't wanna."
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"Come on, Payne! Show her some love. Let's go."
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"- Oh. - Come on."
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"Don't worry. I got 'em all warmed up."
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"You just gotta hit it home."
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"Okay, wow. Wow."
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"Uh, hello, I hope everyone is having a great day."
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"You know, here at Payne, we have a great group of folks."
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"Yeah, and, um, and I think our best days are ahead."
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"I do."
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"[scattered applause]"
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"Yes, we should be excited."
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"That's right because who are we?"
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"Then you guys say Payne. Then you guys say Payne."
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"So I say--I say who are we? And you guys know go--"
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"all: Payne!"
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"Right!"
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"I said, who are we?"
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"all: Payne! [air horn blares]"
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"But you know, a business is only as good as its employees."
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"So to those among us who do not feel that love,"
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"do not feel that pride,"
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"I say find somewhere else to work."
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"If you're not gung-ho about working here,"
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"hey, I will find someone else who is."
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"Hassan Carr, Claire Hartley, Rob Berg, Jintao Kang,"
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"please pack your things and go."
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"Now who are we?"
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"all: Payne! - That's right! Who! Are! We?"
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"all: Payne!"
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"Yes!"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"[air horn blares]"
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"Hi. That was quite the speech."
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"Kind of went the Saddam route, huh?"
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"He was in power for 25 years,"
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"must have been doing something right."
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"[chuckles]"
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"I think I'm in trouble."
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"I think the board might want me out."
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"Oh."
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"Do you want to talk about it? - No, it's late. You go home."
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"I need some time to think anyway."
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"Okay, night."
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"That's a lot of penises."
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"Yeah."
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"Adds something to the place, huh?"
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"Yeah. Adds penises."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, don't stay too late. Have a good night."
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"Night."
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"Hi, Peyton. This is Jack Fordham."
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"Sadie Ryan sent you an email about me."
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"I want to say the next time that there's an opening"
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"in the training program, definitely interested."
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"Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks."
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